(12-26-2018, 02:07 PM)Renrut Wrote:6. “Everything is Awesome” is still a hit soundtrack, and he’s been begging for it, so I splurged a little and got the cd for @ADwyer87.Youve earned a get out of jail free card for that
1. I got @TheDangaZone one of those electronic step counters so he can keep track of exactly how many all-purpose yards he collects this season.
2. I got @speculadora one of those boxes of Merci chocolate as a thank you for going out on a limb to draft me in the first round. 3. I got @`Fire-Bred` a jumbo sized tub of butter, because, well.... he's toast. 4. I got @timeconsumer a large tube of IcyHot. I mean, when you get as old as he is and you're still playing, you tend to be sore a lot of the time. 5. For @ADwyer87 I got a new pair of Nike receiver's gloves. As the Otters wider receiver of the future, he's going to be catching a lot of passes from Gus Showbiz. 6. For @Trautner I have a copy of Madden 19. He may not get to play offense anymore, but now, anytime he likes, he can relive his days of being a running back. 7. For @Nobody, I gift him a password reset for his account so he can log back in and UPDATE!
1. @TrueTexican My quarterback, I'm getting him some new Ray Bans so he can look pretty with all those endorsements I'm getting him.
2. @duckberg I'm getting him some muscle milk so he can actually be a big fat lineman 3. @StickyRicky Getting him some binoculars to keep an eye on the vultures 4. @4D Chess will receive an all white southern plantation owner outfit to fit his absurd name 5. @Shrodawg has been gifted a subscription to his favorite Twitch streamer 6. @trslick Will be given an autographed Jamal Slick framed jersey because they share the same last name and may end up with similar career accolades 7. @Avakael will receive a Swedish made penis enlarger pump equipped with book "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps are My Bag Baby" a book by Austin Powers. MR 8X ULTIMUS CHAMPION
QB Mike Boss - HOF TE Johnny Blaze - HOF QB Mike Boss Jr WR Johnny Blaze Jr
1. Custom-made Outlaws logo jacket to Dean Jackson
2. Winter gloves to Steven Moore 3. Blu-Ray copy of Captain America: Winter Soldier to Bucky Barnes 4. New pair of cleats to Arbin Asipi 5. Brand new TV to Trey Willie 6. Sun glasses for Slim Shady 7. Stress-relief spray treatment for Kevin Fitzpatrick Thanks to Jangorhino for the sig.
1. I got timeconsumer a new logo on discord because his is so..., bland.
2. I got Jiggly a soccer ball because, well, I think you know why. 3. I got Max money because he hates me. 4. I got Toasty a brand new toaster so he can be retoasted. 5. I got Nobody a patriots jersey that has a picture of Tom Brady after they lost to the Eagles stapled on it. 6. I got Dime a new QB for the bad Ravens. 7. I got myself the ability to update more than once a week.
Called "...actually one of the worst people in sim leagues." by an "anonymous" reviewer.
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1) I got @ckroyal92 a Book on GMing, since clearly the league thinks he can't.
2) I snagged @Aenir all of the Pink Floyd CDs because he's in love with the band. 3) I decided to get @`To12143` A book to keep track of his TPE, since I'm comin' for that ass. 4) I got @caltroit_red_flames A Red Wings Jersey, cuz that's the love of his life. Customized to say Pennington. 5) I got @Mavfatha a helmet. We can't have him breaking his face again. <3 6) I decided to get @Keyg_an a new internet provider, so his doesn't shit the bed past 10 P.M. 7) I finally looked out for @ErMurazor and got him a bunch of fake disguise kits... for those lonely nights. 1
1. Angus Winchester got me some beer.
2. Ricky Adams got me a Chia Pet. 3. Gus T.T. Showbiz got me Scrabble. 4. Tegan Atwell got me a homemade book of poetry. 5. Mason Brown got me a mason jar pull of PEDs. 6. Marc Spector gave me a book on yoga. 7. Tommy Helanen got me a whole bunch of lotto scratch offs.
1. For @Beaver I got the complete box set of the office for him to finally watch.
2. For @Ben I got some kangaroo pepperettes, what better way to say fuck the aussies is to eat their symbolic animal 3. For @bovovovo I got a nice picture of Freddie and him 4. For @tbone415 I got a Las Vegas Legion hoodie, so that he may never forget the memes and fun he had here 5. For @speculadora I got a New Orleans Second Line hoodie, so that he may never forget the memes and fun he had here 6. For @Muford I got a throwback Red Grange jersey 7. For all the boys in NOLA I paid a production crew to remake shot for shot, The Trial, so that we can watch a piece of NOLA history with our families on the couch.
1. Borkus got a nice hand-written by Plato essay so he gets nice memorabilia about his teacher.
2. Charlie Law and Dustin Evans got a ball to share after I broke some of their NOLA receiving records to enjoy during their farm stay. 3. Noah Goodson and Yobanna-Kanayochukwu received a pair of electric blankets since they are going to need them on a farm. 4. All GMs in the league received hand-made laurels telling them why Fyodo is going to be a best free agent and deserves all the money in the world. 5. Goro Borre received a coupon for massage therapy for all the beating he got in this season. 6. Mills got Gingerbreads forms so he can bake every type and shape of this fantastic cookies. 7. Halvorsen got a book Fyodo got years ago from his coach in high school that allowed him to improve all these years to become one of top players in hope he regains some of his lost enthusiasm. [OPTION]Balanced || 6'5'' || 265 lbs || #77
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[OPTION] Trophy Case:
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[OPTION] Regular Season Stats:
[OPTION] [DSFL] S6 KCC: 4 G | x Tackles | x Sacks | x PD
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[OPTION] Playoff Stats:
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[OPTION] Transactions:
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[OPTION]Speed Receiver || 6'2'' || 220 lbs || #77
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[OPTION] Trophy Case:
[OPTION] [S9] [S11] Ultimus Champion with New Orleans Second Line
[OPTION] [S6] SFC & Ultimini Champion with San Antonio Marshals
[OPTION] [S12] NSFL Offensive Player of the Year
[OPTION] [S12] NSFL Wide Receiver of the Year
[OPTION] [S11] NSFL Performance of the Year Award for Ultimus Game
[OPTION] [S14] NSFL Returner of the Year Award
[OPTION] [S6] DSFL Co-Defensive Player of The Year
[OPTION] [S6] Top DSFL DB
[OPTION] [S10] [S11] [S12] [S13] [S14] [S15] [S16] [S17] NSFL Pro-Bowl
[OPTION] [S6] DSFL Pro-Bowl
[OPTION] [S8] [S9] [S10] [S11] ASFC Champion with New Orleans Second Line
[OPTION] [S7] ASFC Champion with Orange County Otters
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[OPTION] Regular Season Stats:
[OPTION] [DSFL] S6 SA: 13 G | 33 Tackles | 1 Sacks | 3 INT | 10 PD | 1 DTD
[OPTION] S7 OC: 14 G | 49 Tackles | 7 Sacks | 0 INT | 4 PD
[OPTION] S8 NO: 14 G | 69 Tackles | 0 Sacks | 1 INT | 13 PD
[OPTION] S9 NO: 14 G | 51 Tackles | 0 Sacks | 1 INT | 9 PD | 1 TFL
[OPTION] S10 NO: 14 G | 59 Tackles | 0 Sacks | 3 INT | 14 PD | 1 FR
[OPTION] S11 NO: 14 G | 73 Tackles | 0 Sacks | 2 INT | 9 PD
[OPTION] S11 NO: 14 G | 1150 Rec. Yards | 6 TD | 71 Catches | 16.2 AVG | 58 LG
[OPTION] S12 NO: 14 G | 1637 Rec. Yards | 10 TD | 81 Catches | 20.2 AVG | 76 LG
[OPTION] S13 NO: 14 G | 1383 Rec. Yards | 5 TD | 75 Catches | 18.4 AVG | 47 LG
[OPTION] S14 NO: 14 G | 1335 Rec. Yards | 8 TD | 80 Catches | 16.7 AVG | 55 LG
[OPTION] S15 NO: 14 G | 1289 Rec. Yards | 3 TD | 82 Catches | 15.7 AVG | 50 LG
[OPTION] S16 NO: 13 G | 1006 Rec. Yards | 5 TD | 64 Catches | 15.7 AVG | 57 LG
[OPTION] S17 NO: 13 G | 1140 Rec. Yards | 10 TD | 64 Catches | 17.8 AVG | 55 LG
[OPTION] S18 NO: 13 G | 802 Rec. Yards | 5 TD | 57 Catches | 14.1 AVG | 38 LG
[OPTION] S19 NO: 13 G | 260 Rec. Yards | 1 TD | 22 Catches | 1.8 AVG | 26 LG
[OPTION] Total NSFL Defensive: 70 G, 299 Tackles, 49 PD, 7 INT
[OPTION] Total NSFL Offensive: 113 G, 10002 Rec. Yards, 53 TD, 596 Catches, 76 LG
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[OPTION] Playoff Stats:
[OPTION] S6 SA: 2 G | 6 Tackles | 1 PD
[OPTION] S7 OC: 2 G | 6 Tackles
[OPTION] S8 NO: 2 G | 9 Tackles | 2 PD
[OPTION] S9 NO: 2 G | 7 Tackles | 1 PD
[OPTION] S10 NO: 2 G | 5 Tackles
[OPTION] S11 NO: 2 G | 5 Tackles
[OPTION] S11 NO: 2G | 200 Rec. Yards | 5 Rec. TD | 15 Catches | 50 Yard PR TD
[OPTION] S19 NO: 2G | 96 Rec. Yards | 2 Rec. TD | 7 Catches
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[OPTION] Transactions:
[OPTION][S7] Drafted 3rd OA in the NSFL Draft by OCO
[OPTION][S7] Signed $10M/3 year rookie deal with OCO
[OPTION][S8] Traded for S Jaylon Broxton by OCO with OCO S8 1st
[OPTION][S9] Signed $6M/3 year extension with NOLA
[OPTION][S10] Opted out of S11/12 deal
[OPTION][S10] Signed $16M/4 year extension with NOLA
[OPTION][S10] Position Changed to the Wide Receiver
[OPTION][S12] Opted out of S13 contract
[OPTION][S12] Signed $30M/6 year extension with NOLA
[OPTION][S18] Opted out of S18 contract
[OPTION][S18] Signed $1M/1 year extension with NOLA
[OPTION][S19] Signed $500k/1 year extension with NOLA
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