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In this week's edition of Yeti Football Wives, the wives make a pact to get rookie QB Nicholas Pierno laid. They figure it will help his performance, as all of them have seen (and heard form their husbands) about the impossible situation he's in. The wives conspire to to get a hold of various besties, sisters, and cousins to try to set up the young QB but nothing seems to quite go right. In true television fashion, the wives decide not to inform their husbands as to what is happening, leading to more than one mishap and miscommunication.
The wives become more desperate for their plan to work, setting up an OKCupid and Tinder profile in the quarterback's name, without him knowing (or really even knowing them). They each try to get their husbands to bring him by the houses in order to spring the dates on Pierno without anyone being the wiser. The entire thing is a disaster from the first minute to the last, and nothing is achieved or accomplished whatsoever. None of them succeed and the team keeps losing. It's sponsored by Dove Body Soap and Herbal Essence Shampoo and is the highest rated episode of the season. ![]()
The Wives and Girlfriends of the NSFL players has been hyped up as THE new reality TV show that will win over the hearts of the American people in an instant. The hype was big but the first episode really delivered.
It detailed the story of the controversial Quarterback Logan Noble and how his eight girlfriends dealt with the shame of him cheating, but were thankfully not too mad at him, since he is a popular kid with lots of instagram followers, so they stayed with him anyway. The second story was about Offensive Lineman Tim Tebow's girlfriend, who is a nun and enjoys reading the bible in the evening. The third storyline showed Julian O'Sullivan out shopping with his girlfriend, getting a beautiful dress for her and paying for it with all that article money. And finally, the big finish to the episode was a big party, where several of the girlfriends came together in skimpy outfits and enjoyed some champaign together. There was a catfight between two girlfriends and they ended up jumping in the pool during the fight and were drenched. Tune in for episode two, to see the same stories basically again, just the week after with slightly more fighting going on! ![]()
In the season premiere of the NSFL Housewives, the wives are starting their Halloween party shopping. In this episode the crew will be following the wives from NSFC, that include Mrs. Milan, Mrs.Noble, Mrs. Runner2, and Mrs. Maddox as they make their rounds through the malls of Atlanta. As the ladies are looking and shopping, tensions start to boil as wife of Noble is starting to get testy with the others taking longer in the more expensive side of the mall. “Ohh honey...if your husband made as many tackles as much as you pick up and put down clothes, you’d be able to afford it.” directing her anger at Mrs. Maddox. Mrs. Maddox quickly looks at the camera and softly says “I think someone needs to check her for PED’s look at those arms. And all the chaos just erupts as all the wives begin to yell at each other. Mrs. Runne2 yelling at Milan “Beep Boop Beep!” and Milan answering in a booming “Woof!”and a growl. After a few minutes of four crazy ladies yelling at each other the producers and camera crew were able to calm and separate the ladies. In all honesty this is going to be the whole show this year...why are you watching this? There's better things to watch...Switch the channel.
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The best episode in recent memory of Football Wives (lets be honest there are just so many great ones to choose from, please don't take any offense if it's not your personal favorite) has to be the one where Camille Tuck and Jayce Tuck went to the Slip n' Slide Palooza during Arizona preseason. Little known to many other members of the league, Jayce met his 6th wife in 2 years at the Slip n' Slide Palooza the year prior, where they bonded over a love of brush burned stomachs and urine infested water. The first hour, everything was going well. Terror struck however when they raced down the sip n' slide racer. Camille was about to win, but then Jayce grabbed her leg pulling her down and securing the victory for himself. Camille was not cool with this move, yelling at Jayce: "I'm a football wife, you think this is a joke huh? You think I can just keep you fed, keep you healthy, without a leg? da fuck? come at me bro come at me! You 'bout to need a seventh wife!"
Jayce facepalmed and said "You know that's Camille, but that's what I love about her. She always tells me how it is." Tune in next week for Sackers in the Sack! A look into the sex lives of top NSFL defenders! ![]() [div style="width: 400px;"][select style="background-color:black; color:red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;"]
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In the NEW HIT reality T.V. Show the WAGS (Wives and Girlfriends) of the NFSL, we will be following around four spouses of each team!
On this episode we will be looking into the lives of four Baltimore Hawks defenders, Justina Simms (James Wright’s Fiancé), Jasmine Delacour (Antoine Delacour’s Wife), Hope Harrison (Stephen Harrison’s Wife and last but not least Skyler White (Owen Taylor’s Girlfriend). These lovely ladies have been selected because of their charm, intelligence, and of course their… talent. Everyone has been waiting for this episode due to the reputation of the Baltimore Defense. These guys are ferocious, angry, mean dudes on the field. But we are about to find out a little bit more on what’s behind the curtain. As it turns out, other than Skyler, who is a little insane, for a lack of a better word, are very kind and loving spouses. Justina and James have just relocated into Baltimore, Hope and Stephen just gave birth to their second child, Jasmine and Antoine just got a brand new dog! his name is scruffy. and well Skyler… she tried to murder Owen with a steak knife… Needless to say this was an amazing showing for the WAGS of the NSFL. Join us next week as we look into the life of Tammy Turkleton, the wife of the AMAZING Baltimore Kicker!!!! 225 Words ![]() [div align=center]
After the new “Real Housewives of the NSFL” series episode focused on the Wraiths, there was some considerable feedback as to why no wife or girlfriend for Kevin Cushing? Twitter got practically bombarded with a flood of tweets all tagged with #NoCushingCutie. The term “Cushing Cutie” was in reference to an off-field engagement where the former linebacker and now cornerback Kevin Cushing had appeared at about one week prior after a road loss in Arizona. At the event, there were several pictures of him with his arm around a younger woman who was later revealed to have been an Arizona State University student.
Unsurprisingly, when “Real Housewives” cycled back around to the Wraiths again, one of the scenes was a dinner hosted by Rachelle Maddox, wife of tight end turned defensive end Ricky Maddox. The dinner featured a variety of wings, mostly a combination of sweet and spicy. Cushing’s girlfriend, whose name was revealed to be Lindsey Zimmerman, clearly seemed uncomfortable in the setting. She and Cushing sat near each other, but there was very little contact, in stark contrast to the pictures taken after the game against the Outlaws. Many are speculating that the two are no longer dating, but that she was paid to appear on the show. ![]() ![]() (07-05-2021, 03:34 PM)r0tzbua Wrote: My favourite person from Quebec (next to Celine Dion) @enigmatic ![]() |
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