With the Baltimore Hawks already ruled out of a potential Ultimus return, Antoine Delacour proposed a way to get his team involved. "We could do the half-time show," he said, without a hint of comedy, before Owen Taylor presses play on a sound system, and Avon Blocksdale and Trey Willie begin the hook...
All them Spooky Ghosts gon' learn
Them Aviary dudes can play
Philly Liberace gon' learn
Them Bird Gang homies can play
Cali-based Otters gon' learn
The Caw Caw Brothers can play
All the NSFL gon' learn
Them Baltimore Hawks can play
Delacour picks up and kicks off the first verse immediately after
I said one, two, three and to the fo'
I dominate the sky but still hit you on the flo'
From three-thirty-seven all the way to Baltimo'
Setting land speed records, make err'body seem slow
Straight vicious with the tackles, savage vandal on the play
But I ain't waitin' for tomorrow, I'm a legend of today!
Rookies aimin' at me but quarterbacks are scared to
I dare you, but know no other cornerback could prepare you
At this point, NSFL execs cut the power to the sound system and politely tell the Hawks they "will consider it".
All them Spooky Ghosts gon' learn
Them Aviary dudes can play
Philly Liberace gon' learn
Them Bird Gang homies can play
Cali-based Otters gon' learn
The Caw Caw Brothers can play
All the NSFL gon' learn
Them Baltimore Hawks can play
Delacour picks up and kicks off the first verse immediately after
I said one, two, three and to the fo'
I dominate the sky but still hit you on the flo'
From three-thirty-seven all the way to Baltimo'
Setting land speed records, make err'body seem slow
Straight vicious with the tackles, savage vandal on the play
But I ain't waitin' for tomorrow, I'm a legend of today!
Rookies aimin' at me but quarterbacks are scared to
I dare you, but know no other cornerback could prepare you
At this point, NSFL execs cut the power to the sound system and politely tell the Hawks they "will consider it".
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