There are many people calling Jaylon Broxton a snake these days, and as such he has become his own favorite pet. Although he knows he is not a pet, the constant attempts of the New Orleans Second Line players to break him and turn him into one have forced him to strengthen his sense of self-esteem. They will routinely wake him up at odd hours of the night, pretending to want to talk, only to lure him into a trap in which they all call him a snake and say other mean things and make fun of how the stupid annoying and bad sim forced his team into a loss against the Sabercats. It's like a girl says she'll make out with you but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon. I don't know how they did it. They filled the balloon with pee. A funnel? I don't know! Is that clear enough for you!