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- Christian Adams was born in Gainsville, Georgia to parents Mary-Sue and Frank Adams. They didn't live any important lives, but we thought you should know.
- Christian was never bullied in school - he actually never had anyone speak to him because of the fact that Christian already had facial hair at the age of 9, and that scared the other classmates.
- Christian is not Roman Catholic. He is Non-Religious.
- He finished high school with a B- in Japanese. He can sorta speak a few sentences.
- He was given a half-ride at Ohio State due to pity. He wouldn't stop leaving messages at the front office saying 'That Christian Adams Guy looks pretty decent. Sign him.'
- Christian Adams once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
- Once his career started in Ohio State, his first three plays were all sacks.
- Christian Adams likes long walks on the beach, despite hating sand.
- Christian Adams owns a horse named Justice. He once handed Justice to a dirty hobo trying to masturbate in public.
- Christian Adams is just like every other man, and only searches from one porn website.
- Christian Adams had a fluke good season, and now teams in the NSFL want him for some reason. Expect a bust of a career for him, he's got very little personality upside, this writer never took time to watch any of his games.
- Christian Adams was born in Gainsville, Georgia to parents Mary-Sue and Frank Adams. They didn't live any important lives, but we thought you should know.
- Christian was never bullied in school - he actually never had anyone speak to him because of the fact that Christian already had facial hair at the age of 9, and that scared the other classmates.
- Christian is not Roman Catholic. He is Non-Religious.
- He finished high school with a B- in Japanese. He can sorta speak a few sentences.
- He was given a half-ride at Ohio State due to pity. He wouldn't stop leaving messages at the front office saying 'That Christian Adams Guy looks pretty decent. Sign him.'
- Christian Adams once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
- Once his career started in Ohio State, his first three plays were all sacks.
- Christian Adams likes long walks on the beach, despite hating sand.
- Christian Adams owns a horse named Justice. He once handed Justice to a dirty hobo trying to masturbate in public.
- Christian Adams is just like every other man, and only searches from one porn website.
- Christian Adams had a fluke good season, and now teams in the NSFL want him for some reason. Expect a bust of a career for him, he's got very little personality upside, this writer never took time to watch any of his games.
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