Movie Producer: All the most popular movies these days are about super heroes you know. That latest one where the Stem Cell girl whose buddy eats a face, the biggest crossover event in history in Marvel VS Capcom The Motion Picture, and of course everyone's favorite Squirrel Girl. I got an idea even bigger than all of them though and that is to make a movie and then make a comic book about the movie. We have plenty of comic book inspired movies, but not as many movie inspired comic books. Except Star Wars, but ignore them for now.
Now hear me out! I know Magnus doesn't want people to focus on that time he saved a kids life, and that is fine and dandy. What I want to start with is his recovery from that incident and his discovery of a Lazarus Pit. After his recovery there he meets the one and only Ra's al Ghul who upon seeing Magnus' herculean figure decides that it must be his. While trying to escape from Ra's al Ghul Magnus stumbles upon, wait for it, Mastermind Excello. That's right we're doing one big crossover event from every comic book universe I can get my grubby little mitts on and your boy will be at the center of it. Figure Magnus and Mastermind Excello will go find Yaaaaaaaay 'Yay' Newfriend the hyper advanced artificial intelligence for help next and that gets the ball rolling. That should cover the first three hours of the movie, but what do you think? Agent Tesla: Who are you and who let you into my office? Movie Producer: You telling me you don't recognize famous movie producer Alan Smithee? You really need to get out more! Agent Tesla: You mean infamous movie director Alan Smithee who took their producer name from a pseudonym for directors, and whose sole production is a sequel to The Room that is so cursed it is said that homes with a copy of it have all of their plants die? Alan Smithee: I mean everybody has heard my name and knows about my productions. You gotta give that to me! Agent Tesla: The bonsai in my office are literally wilting in your presence your very existence is that offensive to life. Alan Smithee: Yeah that happens sometimes. So how much for the rights to Magnus' story? Agent Tesla: Get out of my sight. Code: Word Count: 400
Joey, relatively new to stardom, has been invited to co-star with his brother Danny (SHL rising star and SMJHL GM) in the summer's re-make of "Gumball Rally" along with a star-studded cast that mainly includes Elizabeth Olsen, Letitia Wright, and Pedro Pascal.
Following the hit of the similarly-named reality TV show, lazy and talentless entertainment producers everywhere will be eager to copy someone else's idea and launch "Keeping Up With The Bookers". Apparently people love seeing how famous people live, especially when there's multiple famous people involved. Pro football and pro basketball are both wildly popular, and though there is inevitably some crossover between NBA fans and ISFL fans TV executives were eager to combine the lives of Devin Booker and Brandon Booker in this new series as part of an attempt to draw in both basketball and football fans for huge TV ratings.
There's just one small problem. Devin Booker and Brandon Booker are not related. They are aware of each other's existence due to both being highly successful athletes, but that doesn't quite produce the same drama. Where producers hoped for sibling or cousin rivalry, they will find neither. There's not much to display in terms of strained family relationships or tense dynamics at family gatherings, as Devin and Brandon's respective families have never met. Brandon's California does border Devin's Arizona, which is something, but the two are very unlikely to run into each other as part of their daily lives. Perhaps some overly eager producer will suggest the two and their families simply pretend to be related, but this would involve faking relationships and the redrawing of the pair's family trees. Perhaps the network would be better off rebranding this mix-up as a mockumentary or a cringe comedy rather than a reality show? (255 words) [OPTION]S24 (PHI): 16 GP, 73 tackles, 1 TFL, 2 FF, 3 sacks, 5 INTs, 10 PDs, 2 TDs
[OPTION]S25 (PHI): 16 GP, 67 tackles, 4 INTs, 13 PDs, 1 TD [OPTION]S26 (OCO): 16 GP, 68 tackles, 1 TFL, 1 sack, 2 INTs, 10 PDs [OPTION]S27 (OCO): 16 GP, 116 tackles, 4 INTs, 23 PDs, 1 TD [OPTION]S28 (OCO): 16 GP, 84 tackles, 1 FF, 1 FR, 3 INTs, 20 PDs, 1 TD [OPTION]S29 (OCO): 16 GP, 99 tackles, 3 FF, 1 FR, 5 INTs, 23 PDs, 1 TD [OPTION]============================================================= [OPTION]ISFL Playoff Stats: [OPTION]S23 (PHI): 1 GP, 2 tackles [OPTION]S26 (OCO): 1 GP, 5 tackles, 2 PDs [OPTION]============================================================= [OPTION]Trophies and Achievements: [OPTION]Drafted 35th Overall by Myrtle Beach in the S21 DSFL Draft [OPTION]S21 Ultimini Champion [OPTION]S21 DSFL Pro Bowl Selection [OPTION]S21 DSFL Defensive Back of the Year Nominee [OPTION]Drafted 4th Overall by Philadelphia in the S22 ISFL Draft [OPTION]S23 ISFL Pro Bowl Selection [OPTION]S23 ISFL Cornerback of the Year Nominee [OPTION]S23 ISFL Defensive Performance of the Year Nominee [OPTION]S24 ISFL Pro Bowl Selection [OPTION]S24 ISFL Cornerback of the Year Nominee [OPTION]S26 ISFL Pro Bowl Selection
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Well, it finally happened. People realizing how much fun mister Walker has outside of football, they want to make a reality TV version of Any Given Sunday. They chose to use the Yellowknife Wraiths as a pilot/test run for the series. Makes sense, after all we are the defending champions from last season. Plus we got some veterans about to retire and we know those dudes been living it up for years. Some of them may be a little on the over the hill side, but they can still throw some killer parties, even if they need a walker or wheelchair to get to and from the clubs. Then we got the young guys coming up, about to get into their prime, making that money on and off the field. We definitely leave it all on the field, but we also like to party it up, granted not a lot of places to party in Yellowknife, but some of those away games got tons of places to go and let off some steam after a game. Or, if you are certain guys on the team, go party it up before the game. This production will most likely spawn off shoots for various players and of course lead to the studio looking for other teams to follow in the footsteps of the Wraiths. We gonna party it up.
Little edd, Big edd. The famous movie director, Tarantino, who has gathered quite the cult following in recent decades, approached me, Little edd, one day after my pro day workouts, asking me if I was okay to work with my father for a sappy TV show they had planned. Now, it's not everyday you see father and son in the league, at the same time, especially only 7 years apart after. Well, Tarantino is known for his amazing movies, and amazing movie-making quality production of movies. Now, Tarantino's goal for this sappy film series was to demonstrate the true relationship between Big Edd and Little Edd. They have a pretty complicated father-son dynamic. One is a snorlax, one is a munchlax. Now, how do snorlaxes reproduce, don't ask me. All I know is that Big Edd was a terrible father, he had drinking problems and a chronic addiction to opioids. Being the stud that he was in the ISFL, he often let his body get away from him, which is why he was so big, and that's why they called him Big Edd. When Little Edd was growing up, he was always on the receiving end of his fathers' outburts, so he promised to stay healthy, never drink, and stay little. Tarantino thought this was a great sob story and sappy narrative, so he flew me out and my father to start filming this great relationship story right away.
This Paramount+ Original follows the story of JR as he enters the ISFL football system and embarks on this journey. His dad, after all, is arguably the biggest bust in ISFL history and holds the heavy distinction of the first-ever player taken in the league's draft. This 10-episode docuseries captures never-before-seen footage of JJ Reigns rise to stardom, sudden fall in the sport of football, his meteoric rise in professional wrestling, and his son's decision not to follow his father's footsteps as a professional wrestler, but to pave his own way in the family's first love - Football. Longtime Reigns family friend and ISFL legend Angus Winchester narrates this story about a son's journey to save the family's football legacy. You can watch all 10 episodes of "Like Father Like Son" starting on February 23rd only on Paramount+ |
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