Welcome back wrestling fans to the ISWL aka the International Simulation Wrestling League! We got a great show for you on ISWL TV as we present ISWL Extreme Rules! Every match-up today will feature a special stipulation and there are 3 titles on the line today! That being a tag team cage match with Murder Moose and Baby Yoda defending thier titles against Rich Triplett and a mystery partner of his choosing. Then we have Raylan Crowder defending his TV title in a tables match against the cruiserweight Bob Roberts. Then for our main event we have world champion Swanty Jones defending against The Big Edd! But for now let's head to ringside for a no dq grudge match between Wasrabi Gleel and Brando!
As they both head to the ring fans notice that Brando kept his word with Blorgl not being beside him. After all Gleel had challenged him to see if he could get it done in a no rules environment without his long time manger helping him. The match starts out with both men grabbing kendo sticks and fighting for the advantage until Brando manages a big hit across the back. Brando then repeatedly hits him over the back with it until the stick broke. Brando then went to find a chair but is stopped by Gleel clotheslineing him. Gleel then grabs the chair Brando was going for amd hits him repeatedly over the back with it. The action then gets back in the ring as Gleel goes for a spear but Brando gets out of the way and Gleel hits his shoulder on the ring post.
Brando then works over Gleel's shoulder taking advantage of the opportunity. He uses a wooden bat and hits Gleel's shoulder noticeably slightly injuring him. Gleel does get the advantage back with a chair shot to the stomach then sets up a table in the corner and prepares to spear Brando through it. But a man in a black long sleeve shirt and a black mask gets in the ring and hits him over the head with a chair, allowing Brando to set up the tables in the middle of the ring and slam Gleel through it for the three count. Gleel was livid once he got his wits back, yelling on the mic that Brando can never win anything without help. ISWL Commissioner Bex came out and offered them both a match next week with the winner going to be involved in a world title match in the future.
Obviously they both agreed with that arrangement, and Bex made security take off the mask of the mystery masked man, revealing him to be Blorgl. She then said if anyone interferes in the match they would be fired. We then transition to the next match which is a Froggy Asui v Petrongolo v Hordle frog v frog v frog ladder match with the winner getting a special opportunity in the future. The winner of the match is decided by who climbs a ladder and unhooks the hanging briefcase. Froggy came out still a bit sore from her match with Swanty last week. Petrongolo amd Horlde meanwhile came out looking relatively healthy. They both worked over Froggy a bit to seemly take her out of the match early but she manages to give them both a flying clothesline from the ropes. The ladders then come u to play with Asui doing a back flip from a ladder onto them both who were on the floor.
The match continues this frantic pace as all three competitors take the advantage at some point, including Hordle throwing Petrongolo back first onto a ladder that was set up in a corner, completely taking him out of the match. Asui and Horldr then battled it out for the hanging briefcase atop a big ladder until Froggy seemingly loses the advantage before pulling Horldes legs through the ladder, trapping him. Froggy then unhook the briefcase, winning the match and getting a future opportunity. She then limped a bit to the backstage, hoping to take a break next week. She was very sore after that match Bex notes, so she does give her the next week off.
Next up is the TV title tables match where the rules are that the winner must out his opponent through a table. Raylan Crowder of the Four Horsemen who bece the inaugural champion last week defends against the smaller cruiserweight Bob Roberts. Bob takes the advantage early on with his unique high flying offense keeping Raylan guessing. Raylan manages to get off a table Bob was planning on putting him through and roll to the outside and catch Bob trying to dive onto him and slam him down. After that the advantage would be mostly Raylan's as he works over Bob with some technical wrestling targeting his limbs. He grabs the table and prepares to slam Bob through it but Bob gets out of his grip a bounces off the ropes to try to jump onto Raylan. Raylan catches him again however and slams him through the table for the win and retains his TV title.
Next up the cage comes down as Baby Yoda and Murder Moose defend thier tag team titles against Rich Triplett and a mystery partner who turns out be Tayshawn Crunk. The rules are whoever escapes the cage first wins the match. Moose and Yoda have held the titles for over 6 months but they might be in trouble this time as Crunk and Triplett look ready to do anything to win the titles. They both manage to avoid early Moose charges and slam him down before focusing thier attention to Baby Yoda. Yoda would use his powers to try to keep them both away from him and they both barely manage to grab him before he floated out of the cage. They restrain him before Moose accidentally charges his own partner in Yoda after Rich and Crunk get out of the way. Fbey both make sure Yoda is alright before then Piledrives Moose and both he and Crunk climb out of the cage for the bizarre victory and tag team championship win. Now they need to think of a team name.
Finally we have our main event. Swanty Jones defending his world title in a Last Man Standing match against The Big Edd. The rules are that whoever knocked thier opponent out for a ten count wins. Other then that there are no rules. Swanty would try to knock Edd over with clotheslines before Edd catches him with one of his own. Edd then hits Swanty with big clubbing blows to the back before grabbing a chair. Swanty manages to hit him in the back making Edd drop the chair before Swanty repetitive Edd with it. Swanty then grabs a table but Edd grabs his neck and chokeslams him through it from the apron. Swanty manages to get up at the count of 8 through seer forcs of will and gets the advantage back with a big clothesline to Edd. He then slams him through the barricade near the commentary table. Edd does get up at 7, and the action spills over to the entrance ramp.
Both wrestlers nearly knock each other over to the waiting tables and electrical equipment below the ramp before Swanty grabs Edd and prepares to slam him through it. Unfortunately this is where Edd's size comes into play as Swanty's back gives out with Edd then grabbing him by the neck and roaring as he chokeslams him through it, with electrical sparks going everywhere and even forcing Edd to look away for a moment. Swanty is unable to get up for a ten count and The Big Edd is the new ISWL world champion. The doctors check on Swanty who is alright but in pain when he eventually gets up as Edd yells into the mic that anyone who faces him next will end up the same way. He then says he plans on being the champion for a long time, but the question is: what opportunity has Froggy Asui won, and who will Edd face next? And what will become of the Gleel vs Brando match? Find out next time on ISWL TV!
As they both head to the ring fans notice that Brando kept his word with Blorgl not being beside him. After all Gleel had challenged him to see if he could get it done in a no rules environment without his long time manger helping him. The match starts out with both men grabbing kendo sticks and fighting for the advantage until Brando manages a big hit across the back. Brando then repeatedly hits him over the back with it until the stick broke. Brando then went to find a chair but is stopped by Gleel clotheslineing him. Gleel then grabs the chair Brando was going for amd hits him repeatedly over the back with it. The action then gets back in the ring as Gleel goes for a spear but Brando gets out of the way and Gleel hits his shoulder on the ring post.
Brando then works over Gleel's shoulder taking advantage of the opportunity. He uses a wooden bat and hits Gleel's shoulder noticeably slightly injuring him. Gleel does get the advantage back with a chair shot to the stomach then sets up a table in the corner and prepares to spear Brando through it. But a man in a black long sleeve shirt and a black mask gets in the ring and hits him over the head with a chair, allowing Brando to set up the tables in the middle of the ring and slam Gleel through it for the three count. Gleel was livid once he got his wits back, yelling on the mic that Brando can never win anything without help. ISWL Commissioner Bex came out and offered them both a match next week with the winner going to be involved in a world title match in the future.
Obviously they both agreed with that arrangement, and Bex made security take off the mask of the mystery masked man, revealing him to be Blorgl. She then said if anyone interferes in the match they would be fired. We then transition to the next match which is a Froggy Asui v Petrongolo v Hordle frog v frog v frog ladder match with the winner getting a special opportunity in the future. The winner of the match is decided by who climbs a ladder and unhooks the hanging briefcase. Froggy came out still a bit sore from her match with Swanty last week. Petrongolo amd Horlde meanwhile came out looking relatively healthy. They both worked over Froggy a bit to seemly take her out of the match early but she manages to give them both a flying clothesline from the ropes. The ladders then come u to play with Asui doing a back flip from a ladder onto them both who were on the floor.
The match continues this frantic pace as all three competitors take the advantage at some point, including Hordle throwing Petrongolo back first onto a ladder that was set up in a corner, completely taking him out of the match. Asui and Horldr then battled it out for the hanging briefcase atop a big ladder until Froggy seemingly loses the advantage before pulling Horldes legs through the ladder, trapping him. Froggy then unhook the briefcase, winning the match and getting a future opportunity. She then limped a bit to the backstage, hoping to take a break next week. She was very sore after that match Bex notes, so she does give her the next week off.
Next up is the TV title tables match where the rules are that the winner must out his opponent through a table. Raylan Crowder of the Four Horsemen who bece the inaugural champion last week defends against the smaller cruiserweight Bob Roberts. Bob takes the advantage early on with his unique high flying offense keeping Raylan guessing. Raylan manages to get off a table Bob was planning on putting him through and roll to the outside and catch Bob trying to dive onto him and slam him down. After that the advantage would be mostly Raylan's as he works over Bob with some technical wrestling targeting his limbs. He grabs the table and prepares to slam Bob through it but Bob gets out of his grip a bounces off the ropes to try to jump onto Raylan. Raylan catches him again however and slams him through the table for the win and retains his TV title.
Next up the cage comes down as Baby Yoda and Murder Moose defend thier tag team titles against Rich Triplett and a mystery partner who turns out be Tayshawn Crunk. The rules are whoever escapes the cage first wins the match. Moose and Yoda have held the titles for over 6 months but they might be in trouble this time as Crunk and Triplett look ready to do anything to win the titles. They both manage to avoid early Moose charges and slam him down before focusing thier attention to Baby Yoda. Yoda would use his powers to try to keep them both away from him and they both barely manage to grab him before he floated out of the cage. They restrain him before Moose accidentally charges his own partner in Yoda after Rich and Crunk get out of the way. Fbey both make sure Yoda is alright before then Piledrives Moose and both he and Crunk climb out of the cage for the bizarre victory and tag team championship win. Now they need to think of a team name.
Finally we have our main event. Swanty Jones defending his world title in a Last Man Standing match against The Big Edd. The rules are that whoever knocked thier opponent out for a ten count wins. Other then that there are no rules. Swanty would try to knock Edd over with clotheslines before Edd catches him with one of his own. Edd then hits Swanty with big clubbing blows to the back before grabbing a chair. Swanty manages to hit him in the back making Edd drop the chair before Swanty repetitive Edd with it. Swanty then grabs a table but Edd grabs his neck and chokeslams him through it from the apron. Swanty manages to get up at the count of 8 through seer forcs of will and gets the advantage back with a big clothesline to Edd. He then slams him through the barricade near the commentary table. Edd does get up at 7, and the action spills over to the entrance ramp.
Both wrestlers nearly knock each other over to the waiting tables and electrical equipment below the ramp before Swanty grabs Edd and prepares to slam him through it. Unfortunately this is where Edd's size comes into play as Swanty's back gives out with Edd then grabbing him by the neck and roaring as he chokeslams him through it, with electrical sparks going everywhere and even forcing Edd to look away for a moment. Swanty is unable to get up for a ten count and The Big Edd is the new ISWL world champion. The doctors check on Swanty who is alright but in pain when he eventually gets up as Edd yells into the mic that anyone who faces him next will end up the same way. He then says he plans on being the champion for a long time, but the question is: what opportunity has Froggy Asui won, and who will Edd face next? And what will become of the Gleel vs Brando match? Find out next time on ISWL TV!
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