Panda McKyle’s contract is coming up next season, who is excited to sign his second contract. And speaking of contracts, in the International Simulation Football League, the general managers tend to under pay their players, especially the veterans. Some of the bonus structures are a joke. The general managers do this because they can’t manage their cap space very well. So after signing this new contract - and McKyle got an extra four million! He would initially think it is a bonus. It is time to party. First off, players are underpaid and there is no way he will tell management, bankers or head office. This is a “bank error to your favor” type of deal, like the one from Monopoly. So there is zero chance the team would see this money ever again. The first thing that McKyle would spend it on is going to the casino and gamble. He is an addicted gambler and loves playing roulette and blackjack. Definitely, he would lose some money but also make some money in the process. He might even visit certain clubs for men of his caliber. Another expense that would get covered is a whole year's worth of cigarettes. Lastly, Panda would go out and buy himself another car for his collection. Something expensive and ridiculously fast.
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