When word came down that the team needed assistance coming up with some new merchandise I jumped at the chance to help. Let me show you all some of the things I've been working on. First of all, we've got an exclusive new colorway for the Savage 1s. That's right, everyone's favorite quarterback has a new colorway for their signature shoes, and it's only available here! "Concrete Jungle" features a neon green and yellow palette that is sure to turn heads! I've also reached out to my friends in other industries because who doesn't love a crossover?! Our friends at Sega have been working with the best wide receiver in the business, Tugg Speedman, on a new line of apparel. Because, you know, both Sonic and Tugg "gotta go fast"! But that's not the only crossover I've been helping to oversee. I'm also here today to announce the first in a line of Disney x Silverbacks crossover jerseys, featuring superstar linebacker Sakeem Webb and Spider-Man! "Caught in a Webb" is the first of many jerseys you can get right here at the stadium or at disney.com! But don't delay, because these will sell out fast!
I'd like to thank the Silverbacks, the ISFL, and all of our amazing corporate sponsors for coming together to bring the best merchandise in the world to the best fans in the world. Go Silverbacks!
One of the best things about playing for the New Orleans Second Line is that there are so many possibilites when it comes to merch since the team branding has some very heavy musical influences, jazz music in particular. One thing I think would be cool is to go to each player on the team and ask them for maybe 10 of their favorite songs or hype/walkout songs they have for before they get ready for a game. Then we could take those songs and throw them on a vinyl or CD and make that murchandise. Another thing we could do is make beads for Mardi Gras with the New Orleans Second Line logo and different color schemes that the teams run with it. Lastly I think we could definitly go all in with the band theme and sell a lot of brass instruments and parts to people as well with the New Orleans Second Line brand.
Let's be honest, the standard run of the mill merchandise can often be pretty boring. So when he Arizona Outlaws were thinking about revamping their offerings they decided to take input from the players. So here are a few of the ideas that yours truly, L'Gazzy Burfict, put forward.
Burficts big grill. A top of the range BBQ grill and smoker which caters for a minimum of ten portions at once. It's in built sensor technology recognises if you try and cook less than this at which point a bit of Burficts audible motivation comes through the in built speaker system. You won't try that again. Comes complete with chef hat, so you don't look ridiculous.
Burfict Nav. Download an audio file and install it to your Google maps. Majority of the directions have been substituted for shouts of "Pain", "Sack", "Break, Break, Break" and numerous profanities. A must for any true Outlaw fan, but not for long trips with the mother in law.
The Austin Copperheads needing a new merch item that teams will cherish can come from the one thing the team has yet to have: a mascot. Presenting to you: Spencer Snek! This mascot is perfect for children who will grow up in to life long Copperhead fans, and it still brings in a bit of history, being name for our founder, Adam Spencer. The initial unveiling will have a special edition Spencer Snek stuffed animal that will have a teal colored stone in his eyes in order to have the date of his debut engraved on it. There will only be 10,000 of these guys given away, and they’ll be individually numbered so that they’ll not only be rare, they’ll be instantly more desired by the Austin fan base. Chances are you’ll see them popping up all over eBay and in 30 years, people will be haggling over them at flea markets and garage sales all over the world. (159)
So the Pythons needs more stock right? So what do they want to add, Well on top of the standard shirts, replica footballs, foam hands etc. So the first items there going to add is a full on a snake hat with the green tounge sticking out with the goggily eyes.
The second items that going to be added to the Pythons merchandise shop is a pair of snake shoes These shoes are a bright green with a red tounge shaped accent on the outside.
Another item added, a bit more modern, instead of clothes and gimmicky memorabilia they’re going to sell a batch of NFT’s. Each NFT will be a member of the Portland players each game. Each NFT will be auctioned at the end of each game on the Portland Pythons app. The auctioned fund will be split 50/50 between the Pythons selected charity, this will be selected by the previous weeks highest bidder, and the other to fund the team. Hopefully this raise a great amount of a money for the Charity’s and teams.
The Birddogs branding allows for simple, clean merch designs. Plain blue t-shirts with a yellow Birddog logo patch, branded pants of all kinds, branded footballs, everything you could think of. The basics are easily creatable with the Birddog's sleek design. On top of the standard Birddog logo, there is also the alternative logo, the Birddog with a hat, allowing for further fan customization. By far the most interesting part of the Birddog's comes in the form of utilizing their branding to create unique merch. First of all, the fan favorite "Birddog with a hat" hat. Complete with folded ear flaps resembling dog ears, this hat is perfect to show your Birddog fandom in the coldest of climates. The Birddogs also have a long line of clothes for your canines; complete with boots, shirts, everything you could ever want. The team has also started to get into the Bird game, releasing a Birddog branded Birdcage.