(S34) PT 3 - Merch Madness

[Dindog]

So my idea for mercy is pretty easy and I wouldn’t be surprised if another duck says the same idea. Minnesota Greyducks Rubber Ducks. Getting more specific I think each rubber duck should be for a specific player. It’ll have that players jersey and helmet on and I’m even thinking that underneath the duck could be all the players info and stats. Kind of like a sports card, but it’s a duck. Another idea is an air horn that makes quack sounds in stead of the generic horn sounds. Imagine walking out of the tunnel to hear the sound of thousands of duck sounds. Now we have the novelties done let’s talk about wearable merch. Now shirts jerseys hats cool and what not, but we are ducks. That means we got wearable duck bills, and instead of foam fingers we got foam duck wings and duck flippers for your feet. Also baby duck costumes for fans babies. This are my mercy ideas I hope y’all like

[Sebster]

First on the docket would be Liberty branded coney buns. These would be like normal coney buns but they would have the Philadelphia Liberty logo stamped into the side of the bun. Next up would be Liberty Cheese to top your coney with. This would be spicy habenero cheese that is specially endorsed by Willie Miller of the Philadelphia Liberty. We would also have freedom dogs for all your coney needs. These hot dogs would be 100% organic and FDA approved of course, wouldn't want those feds sniffing around with all the shady happenings at the Liberty HQ. We would also need "Phili Chili" to complete the coney experience. This would of course be Cincinnati style chili so it's more of a meat soup, and of course it would include the cinnamon and chocolate seasonings added. This is all to help grow the name of Skyline Chili in the Philadelphia area so we can spread this delicious food to the city of brotherly love.

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[jdourtled]

Merchandise, especially sports merch, is hard to both design and advertise. Most sports merch isn't really creative, mainly being a logo or a logo with the name of the city or team just placed on a piece of clothing or an inanimate object like water bottles or lanyards, so it's almost too hard to reinvent the wheel. A good idea would be to continue to make shirts, hoodies, and jackets and stuff like that, but commission different types of artists to draw different aspects of the team, maybe like rivalries or famous plays and hopefully they look nice enough that even non fans of the team will think they'll look cool and purchase them, maybe it'd create new fans of both the sport and the team. Maybe letting the players create their own merch and selling it online and in team stores, since player brands, more often than not, surpass the popularity of the team and sport they play.

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[thevoicelesscreator]

Franklin the Turtle is already quite marketable amongst a variety of crowds. Franklin’s reach extends across borders, with his presence being profitable within the United States, as well as in Canada, the country of his birth. Franklin’s role as a mentor to all young turtles, and human children alike has a powerful effect on his marketability. Many children idolize the Turtle with his jersey sales being among the top in Canada – outside of the Yellowknife Wraiths of course.

Leveraging his appeal with youth, one can see a design of toys made in Franklin the Turtle’s image. Toys with official ISFL jerseys, or toys and jersey for toys separately. Kids love stuffed animals! And kids love Franklin! It just makes sense to have Franklin the Turtle stuffed animals!

However, it would have to be something that is approached cautiously. The imagery of the Butchers stuffing a turtle is not ideal – the irony is not lost on me. Hopefully, the public takes a different direction with it

 
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[BRNXB0MBERS]

Our merchandisin' be a wee different that other teams. Most sell thar stuff in market, online, at the stadium, etc. That’s too easy. In order t' be a true Outlaw fan, ye needs t' be an Outlaw. That be why our merchandise be only available by stealin'. We 'ave several “stores” full o' gear, all o' which are heavily guarded. Other than no murder, thar are no rules fer how t' get the items. Maybe ye try t' outrun the guards. Maybe ye knock 'em out wit' gas. Maybe ye drop in through the ceilin' in the middle o' the night. It does nah matter. It’s easier t' work in teams, but thar be less glory in that. We hold an awards banquet every year t' honor several categories o' robberies. Most creative. Least time. Biggest haul. In Arizona, crew names matter. 'tis yer time t' prove it. Show us wha' ye got!

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[MrStennett]

I mean, we're the Butchers, right? Our logo is a meat cleaver for God's sake. If we aren't selling Butcher's branded barbequing and butchering equipment, what has this whole thing even been about? All of the cutlery would of course be made out of German steel (well known for its high quality and durability) and every piece would have the option for the logo to either be engraved on the blade or burned into the wood handle. Quite frankly, I think the engraved option looks a lot nicer but it is also more expensive, so that's totally up to you. (Now I'm think about how meta it is to have a cleaver engraved on a cleaver, but that's a subject for another time.) We would also sell a thick, durable cutting board made from oak. Expensive wood for a cutting board, I know, but we're shooting for quality here. Of course this also comes with the wood-burned Butcher's logo. This stuff is going to be a big success, and of course, I'll take a small cut of the profits.

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