06-21-2022, 09:14 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-22-2022, 08:44 PM by hotdog. Edited 3 times in total.)
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18. Written Option: which teammate of yours is the ultimate team player and why? How does this person exhibit selflessness and put the team first? Are they a great locker room presence who encourages others? Do they play an important but unappreciated role on the team which doesn't receive much recognition for awards?
I'm not sure if this counts but I'm gonna pick our GM Crunk and his player Tayshaun Crunk. Crunk is the definition of selfless when it comes to personal stats and achievements and he just wants his team to be the best that it can be. Crunk's dedication is endless and he's willing to work his rear end (it's two words which is one more word than "ass") off to get results for his teammates, even when that teammate success may interfere with his own. Tayshaun and fellow corner back Rich Triplet were around the same TPE their entire career yet it's Triplet who soaked up all the glory while Tayshaun grinded in the relative quiet. Indicative of Crunk's dedication indeed. He's also a brilliant locker room presence since we like to talk about drinking alcohol there in the locker room and it turns out Crunk drinks plenty of alcohol! His constant encouragement to others resounds and reverberates throughout the locker room at all times. Also the same could be said for z-whiz tbh but i don't want to gush over him.
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26. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
My rule change would be sure to make every game quite the spectacle - add lube. Not in a sex way, nothing sexual about this at all, but it would be funny and interesting to make every player on the field as slippery as possible. Tackling will be much more difficult now, and different defensive techniques would surely evolve to account for this radical equipment change. Players would be relubricated after every first down and tehre'd be plenty of lube on the sidelines to make sure everyone is always super slippery. An interesting side effect here is that as people continue to play and get tackled and otherwise end up on the ground, the ground itself will get more slippery as the game goes on, so solid footing will be at a premium, further increasing offensive strategies as well. The only possible downsides I can imagine here would be that injuries may increase (only maybe lol) and it would be pretty wasteful.
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28. Written Option: You've been given the opportunity to create a new team in the ISFL! Describe what you'll be calling this team, why you picked the location you did, the colors you'll use for the uniforms, and anything else about the branding you'd like to add.
to set up the context here, we recently got a new puppy at home and I often will (lovingly) call her a gremlin. So I've had gremlins on the mind a lot lately and I think it would be a fun team name here. I don't necessarily care too much about the location - alliteration is typical but doesn't work well for every name, and I think this is one of those. The syllable count and cadence matter more here, so I think something liek Washington Gremlins would work and the DMV area is underrepresented here so that'll work. Plus I'm sure many politicians could be referred to as gremlins! The colors could honestly also be whatever since gremlins aren't even real, I feel like a nice ugly medium green would work well. Though green and gold is a classic combo, so if we want to look good instead of goofy we could go for some forest green with gold accents. the logo will be a gnarly little gremlin guy.