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10. Melvin Murder-Moose wasn't always known by this name. In fact, in one point in time, MMM was only known by one name, mooseypoo. Daria Guava-Fresca rescued Melvin one summer while she was camping in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. The two ended up spending a large amount of time together that summer, and she brought him back home to Ann Arbor. As she began to attend the university, Melvin found himself wanting to stay with her on the field. He was then her fiercest cheerleader. He wanted to be there for every practice, and every game. But it was important that he was always there, no matter what. Melvin and Daria would return every summer to where she found him, in the hopes that he would find his parents, but the closest he ever got was finding a half dead moose zombie, it's brains turning to mush because of some evil parasites. Careful to keep his distance, Daria went to investigate the nearly dead moose herself, and she paid for the corpse to be brought to a vet and a necropsy performed. While the DNA tests were mostly inconclusive (or at least, so Melvin thought), he was able to gain some closure thinking about all that his dear friend had done for him. After watching her play several seasons with the Wolverines, Melvin headed further south with Daria to the city of Norfolk. It was quite warm for him there, but he grew to find several new friends, friendships which he kept for many many years. Adelie de Pengu, Bjorn Ironside and Lady Tesla Ironside were amongst those friendships that he has to this very day as he starts to enter his old age. There isn't much time left for Melvin, he has grown very old and is going to die soon, but he has led a good life.
17. The one thing that Melvin hates most about the Colorado Yeti Stadium is the field. In his mind, the red is absolutely not bright enough and he wishes that there was more that he could do in order to make the field more eventful. Moose are relatively colorblind, and that's honestly part of why Melvin loves the garish field. It makes it harder for his opponents to see clearly, and it really has provided him a competitive advantage on a few occasions. While Melvin wants to make sure that he was able to do what he could for the team, as he grew older, he grew more selfish, and he found himself chasing records that he honestly had no right to chase. Since that time, he thinks that the field should be as bright and vibrant as ever, with a neon cutout of his face at every hash mark. It would make it much more enjoyable for him, and probably that much more distracting to anyone else.
10. Melvin Murder-Moose wasn't always known by this name. In fact, in one point in time, MMM was only known by one name, mooseypoo. Daria Guava-Fresca rescued Melvin one summer while she was camping in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. The two ended up spending a large amount of time together that summer, and she brought him back home to Ann Arbor. As she began to attend the university, Melvin found himself wanting to stay with her on the field. He was then her fiercest cheerleader. He wanted to be there for every practice, and every game. But it was important that he was always there, no matter what. Melvin and Daria would return every summer to where she found him, in the hopes that he would find his parents, but the closest he ever got was finding a half dead moose zombie, it's brains turning to mush because of some evil parasites. Careful to keep his distance, Daria went to investigate the nearly dead moose herself, and she paid for the corpse to be brought to a vet and a necropsy performed. While the DNA tests were mostly inconclusive (or at least, so Melvin thought), he was able to gain some closure thinking about all that his dear friend had done for him. After watching her play several seasons with the Wolverines, Melvin headed further south with Daria to the city of Norfolk. It was quite warm for him there, but he grew to find several new friends, friendships which he kept for many many years. Adelie de Pengu, Bjorn Ironside and Lady Tesla Ironside were amongst those friendships that he has to this very day as he starts to enter his old age. There isn't much time left for Melvin, he has grown very old and is going to die soon, but he has led a good life.
17. The one thing that Melvin hates most about the Colorado Yeti Stadium is the field. In his mind, the red is absolutely not bright enough and he wishes that there was more that he could do in order to make the field more eventful. Moose are relatively colorblind, and that's honestly part of why Melvin loves the garish field. It makes it harder for his opponents to see clearly, and it really has provided him a competitive advantage on a few occasions. While Melvin wants to make sure that he was able to do what he could for the team, as he grew older, he grew more selfish, and he found himself chasing records that he honestly had no right to chase. Since that time, he thinks that the field should be as bright and vibrant as ever, with a neon cutout of his face at every hash mark. It would make it much more enjoyable for him, and probably that much more distracting to anyone else.