(S36) PT 1 - Just a Prank Bro

[stein]

It's a time honored tradition among Corn People to prank each other with butter. It's safe, it's hilarious, and at the end of the day you're getting free moisturizer so it's overall beneficial. So the first thing I did was butter up the floor in the locker rooms. You should have seen the rookies sliding all over the place, knocking each other over. When the floor finally stopped being slippery, they began opening their lockers and immediately noticed their lockers had been given air tight seals and pumped full of butter. So once the first couple of locker doors were opened the entire locker room was slippery again. It was even funnier the second time. Of course this also means that their jerseys, pads, and cleats were soaked through with butter so every time they take a step it squeaks which is also hilarious. When they went to wash it off after practice, they realized I had swapped the water tank out for a butter tank. Coach told me that butter isn't good for human skin so it's not very funny but I don't believe him because I think he's just trying to prank me back. Everybody loves my pranks and I'm definitely regarded as the team's king of fun pranks.

[bechtudo]

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[ZootTX]

A new season means new faces around the Yellowknife Wraiths facilities. Whether they are still playing down on the development league or called up into the ISFL, all of the players on the Wraiths roster are welcomed to the team facilities. And while there is a huge sense of team togetherness, the team vets always have some good natured but mischievous fun in store for the rookies. Of course after their first paychecks are deposited it's expected the new players put on a team dinner, and it better not be a discount dinner either or they will never hear the end of it! But the crowning achievement of rookie pranks is when the vets hide the rookies football gear and hide it around town. In order to get it back, the new players have to go on a carefully crafted scavenger hunt to locate their missing items. The older players take great pride in this hunt, but it's all in good clean fun.
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[Matty86]

PBE Affiliate

[TheHammer43]

It's my first season in the DSFL, everything and everyone is new to me. Now that doesn't mean that I haven't had my fair share of pranks. I know it goes one of two ways. Prank. Or be Pranked. So I think I've gotten a bit of a head start on the fellow rookies, I've introduced myself to just about everyone on the team, there are a few here and there that aren't online all that much, But I'm a friendly face now, at least I hope that will spare me some time. Back in my days at Cayuga we had an initiation and it was a fun one, that is if you were the one doing the prank. A select few rookies would be kidnapped basically from the locker room in a sweaty old green gym mat, you need about two-three big guys to do this. Now keep in mind you have to wait for the perfect time, as this initiation was called the rookie swim, once there was heavy rainfall, the players were "kidnapped" and taken outside to a HUGE puddle, and the selected few would be tossed into this pond and would have to swim to the other side and back. Everyone got a treat at the end, teammates mom would bake something they called "Haystacks" (basically just macaroons but with a country twist" and honestly the pranking just bonded you together, you were respected more at the end of the day, officially part of the family. 


         Now that being said, I think this would be a great prank idea going forward, Not too harsh you know where feelings could get hurt, No one is actually gonna get hurt, everyone has a good laugh and hell you even get a treat after you're done!.

[Dip]

Now, I am a rookie so it does seem a little bit meta (no offense to Mark Zuckerberg) posting in a thread about pranking rookies. However, in my week in the Bondi Beach locker room, I have already fallen victim to a prank. Not long after landing in Bondi, I took a trip to the facilities to get acquainted with the team. I met with GM Glims and Captain Kevin McThumpter and gave myself a tour of the locker room. As I approached the doors, I heard a noise, no, multiple noises. I looked through the glass in the doors and saw pitch black apart from a group of scantily clad men kneeling in a circle around a stake with a sign that said "Fire Glims" on it. They kept chanting that very phrase. I was taken aback. What kind of team is this? I just met Glims; he seems like a cool guy. Wait, is that Kevin? I literally just talked to him on the other side of the facility. How did he make it over here so fast? That literally makes no sense. Then again, nothing made sense that day. As I opened the doors and approached this shindig of sorts, I noticed a fellow rookie on the other side of the locker room with a look just as shocked as my own. Our eyes met and we stood there petrified of what we had just stumbled upon. Then, another rookie walked in. And another. Soon all of the rookies were in the locker room: deathly silent. Once we were near, the "Fire Glims" chant got louder and louder until..."Welcome to Bondi rookies!!!" The vets burst into laughter. The lights suddenly turned on. Us rookies just stood there, still uneasy. We had been pranked. Fast forward to the present and "Fire Glims" chants are a daily occurrence except for this time all of us say it (while fully dressed).

[BRNXB0MBERS]

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[Talls]

A new year, a new team.  Any new team needs to find a way to come together as a real team.  This season, the saber cats decided to go big.  When rookies showed up to camp, they were greeted with an entire little league team out there practicing.  They were pushing sleds, smacking each other, and running drills.  The coaches pretended nothing was wrong and were yelling at the new team members to get in there because they had shown up late.  Some of the kids even took the liberty of giving some of the rookies some pointers that they felt they needed to be better ISFL football players.  Finally, after the entire day, they all went home.  It wasn't until the next day that the real team showed up and everyone pretended that the rookies were crazy when they told the veterans about the experience.  To this day, no veteran will admit what really happened.

[TwoSocks]

When I do a prank, it is good. The most recent one I pulled was on the new Bots. The bots, although not having a brain are ridiculously hard to prank. None of the trucks that would have worked on people work on them! I can’t give them a pie face, since they simply dodge it with their robot reflexes. I can’t put a thumb tack under their seat since they don’t feel pain. Hell, I can’t even jump scare them, since I get scared they will crush me with their fists! However, there is one weakness robots have: Water. I found this out during a team bonding exercise of Synchronized Swimming. As me and Teemo were setting the tempo with a quick little underwater flip, we noticed none of the robots were in! Apparently they are programmed not to go into water. This was explained by the GM at the time Painted, who knew a lot about the Trenchcoat Family. Using this expert knowledge, I did the classic trick involving a cup of water and a sleeping person. Except it was a charging bot instead of a person. I slowly crept up behind one and put their hand in the water. Instantly I felt a shock and I look down at my hand to see a skeleton! As I look at the robot I realized that I had created a monster of electricity! All of a sudden Mike Scott came in and decided to do a fundraiser for the robot, in the form of a 5K. Once everyone found out, the robot committee filed a restraining order. Oh here comes a robo—


Nate Winter was arrested for breaking his restraining order.


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[AnUnoriginalGuy]

Aww, shit, man, the pranks I played on the new rookies this year were amazing. Nothin too fancy or elaborate, just some funny stuff. For example, Jay X is a HUGE Bulls fan, so I threw a shit ton of Cavs stuff in his locker. I think I saw him rip up a ‘Bron jersey. Anyway, other pranks, uh…Thwomp had those LED lights in his locker, and there’s this app you’ve got on your phone that can edit them. So, whenever he set them at a certain color, I’d wait until he turned away and then changed them to green. Yeah, I know the similarities to gaslight, leave me alone. One more prank I played was on T.O, the wide receiver we got. He has an Amazon Alexa in his Jeep, so I figured it’d be funny whenever he got in his car to connect my phone to it and play some Tyler the Creator. Even photoshopped one of his covers to have his face on it. Shit was mad funny.