It's a time honored tradition among Corn People to prank each other with butter. It's safe, it's hilarious, and at the end of the day you're getting free moisturizer so it's overall beneficial. So the first thing I did was butter up the floor in the locker rooms. You should have seen the rookies sliding all over the place, knocking each other over. When the floor finally stopped being slippery, they began opening their lockers and immediately noticed their lockers had been given air tight seals and pumped full of butter. So once the first couple of locker doors were opened the entire locker room was slippery again. It was even funnier the second time. Of course this also means that their jerseys, pads, and cleats were soaked through with butter so every time they take a step it squeaks which is also hilarious. When they went to wash it off after practice, they realized I had swapped the water tank out for a butter tank. Coach told me that butter isn't good for human skin so it's not very funny but I don't believe him because I think he's just trying to prank me back. Everybody loves my pranks and I'm definitely regarded as the team's king of fun pranks.