Pictured, Lane Frost II at his first Hahalua practice after receiving the traditional "Honolulu Haircut" welcome ceremony.
The Kansas City rooks came into the locker room wide eyed and in awe, for many it was a dream come true, a chance to prove themselves on the biggest stage. They had been working towards this moment their whole lives, and to some it was almost too much to take in. Rookie minicamp progressed without a hitch, the rookies ran through the playbook and got one on one training with their position coaches. However on the last day of minicamp things seemed off, but they couldn’t place their finger on it. Dusty Wilson’s shoes had been switched, now his left shoe was his right shoe. Known Acquaintance couldn’t find his kicking gloves, no matter where he looked. Larry Fisherman’s locker now said DT. And Baccari Rambo found a handle of Jack Daniels in his locker. What does that even mean? Yet they buckled down and went about practice like nothing happened. When they returned from the showers, they found everything was back as it should be, albeit with one additional note. “Signed, the ghost of Kansas City past.”
The London Royals have a very long term psychological prank for rookies joining the team. The first step is to make sure all new players are exposed to as much pigl iconography and lore as they possibly can be. Over time these fresh new minds are converted to the London Path of the Pigl , and the real prank begins. Rookies when they make slight pigl based mistakes, are told that they are close to being banned from The Path. Was it a whispered non pigl based word? A non pigl based scribble on the locker room wall? All of these mistakes could land a rookie in pigl banishment by ruthles gm @Sebster . Once a mistake has been made, and the rookie is on their knees weeping at the prospect of losing the Light of Pigl, then, and only then, is the prank sprung. Seb laughs and reveals that they will not, in fact, be banished from the Path. It was all a joke! Well.... sort of. They at least get a warning first! As relief and laughter wash over the rookie player, however, a more serious thought begins to settle in. This was their one warning. Their only one. And with that realization, the rookie has become a true Royal. One who understands the importance of the Ways of the Pigl along the Path.
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The locker room is a very unique place. It is a sacred place for the players where they can come to be themselves and get ready for their next game. This was not the case for the rookies though, who had just arrived at their new team's lockerroom after being selected in the past draft..
You know, it's not always easy to find a good prank that will be funny(scarring) to the newbies, but this one is sure to make them cower in fear as they step into the locker room. The team had come up with a hilarious prank that involves toilet paper. First, we will take a cardboard box and cover it with poop and smashed bananas. Then we'll take toilet paper and put it around the outside of the box, making it look like an eiffel tower. Finally, we make some of the rookies come and admire the tower. Then we run up on them and smash them through the tower so they're covered in bananas and poop. Hilarious! wc: 169 S30 DSFL Pro Bowl - S33 ISFL Pro Bowl - S39 ISFL All-Pro 2nd Team
Peak TPE: 1354
Fries. Lots and lots of fries. The vets would put them anywhere they could stick them. Lockers, gym bags, helmets, shoes, socks... any place you can name, the rookies will find some deep fried strips of potato waiting for them. After one particularly intense practice, one of the rookies grabbed his water bottle to hydrate. When he squeezed, nothing came out, so he twisted open the cap and found it filled with fries. The prank was not over, though. You see, every time a rookie finds a fry, they have to eat it. So this tired, thirsty receiver stood on the sideline sweating and shoving salty fries in his dry mouth. He was not allowed to go for water until he finished all the fries. This prank had an odd side effect, though. Whenever the team would go out to grab a bite to eat, the rookies would avoid fries like the plague. Fish and chips? Nope, fish and coleslaw. Burger and wedges? Nope, burger and small salad. Poor rookies. I hope we haven't permanently changed their palate.
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Well this new season started for me in Berlin and this unknown rookie Quaterback in Singh kept trying crack jokes with Demonson , Demonson didn't think the new parts were taking it seriously and went into the manager office and said hey you know what this team doesnt have the intention on winning right now and that is what these last couple seasons are about for me I decided too stay and not opt out earlier on after last season we had that talk so we were on same page I wanted too find new home I home my new home I ended up getting shipped out too in Philadelphia works well and we end up winning I talked with our gm and we are on same page about if we cant make the playoffs this season I will likely be going somewhere else so let's hope these next 15 games rocking a philly Jersey go well and we can get into the playoffs and see what will happen
Ahhh the fresh start to yet another ISFL season. The Wraiths have their fair share of new faces around the team. Its time to give one of them a nice little bit of team hazing, from the heart of court. We decided to prank rookie LB Jack McPherson. This is your typical jacked no-non-sense kind of guy, so obviously the perfect target for a prank. During practice Myself, Greywolf and Bernd Brot sneak into the locker room and go to the kitchen and we make enough popcorn to fill 3 giant 30 Gallon garbage bags full of popcorn. We then have Greywold, the strongest of us go in to Jack's locker and steal his car keys. We then go into the parking lot and fill the interior of his car with the popcorn we just got done popping. Then we wait til the end of the day to see what happens. Jack was a good sport and just laughed it off and asked how the hell he was going to get home. Long story short, he pushed the popcorn out enough to be able to drive then hired a car detailing service to clean out his car the next day!
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Oh boy, did I get pranked real good when I showed up to training camp.
I was practicing that first day and it was a real grueling session. The heat was unbearable and we were thoroughly put through our paces and by the end I was exhausted. I took my time getting back into my street wear and was one of the last ones to leave the locker room. As I was walking to get into my car, I noticed something strange by it. I got closer and realized that someone or a bunch of someone's encircled my car with all of the facilities training carts completely blocking my car in. I stood there looking perplexed at how I was going to move all of these as a car drove slowly past and dropped the driver side window. The voice of @PurpleReign shouted out "Great practice, rook! Go home and get some rest!". Before I could even respond, I heard him laughing as he rolled the window up and laid a 20 foot patch of rubber. It took me well over an hour to track down the maintenance crew and convince them to help me move them all back. [ 198 words ] Disclaimer: If Princess Donut talks, its in caps lock. I apologize for any offense taken with this.
COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
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With all the new rookies coming in, I had the perfect prank to help welcome them to the London Royals. On the night before all the rookies were reporting to town, I set up the practice field for the ultimate prank. I set up the sleds for 40 yard 100lb pushes, cones for 100 yard shuttle runs, agility ladders, and even set up all the buckets to be ready for ice baths. I woke up all the rookies the next morning personally and brought them to the practice field. They had no idea what was going to happen. We all worked out asses off that morning, getting in shape for the season. Many of the rookies puked it was so tough. That was the prank. Work. Because that’s what we do in London. Work hard to be the best. And at the end of the year we will be the ones laughing.
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