(S36) PT 1 - Just a Prank Bro

[Jaywe88]

I’m gonna prank the Linebacker known as Ganju. This may come as a surprise to some, but I’ve never actually pranked someone before. But on a cold night in Tijuana, I woke up in a sweat. I knew what had to be done. After scheduling a plane ticket, and getting through customs, I would find myself in New Orleans. NOLA has just suffered a close loss in their first game but it was not time to dwell on it. It was pie time. With a pie tin and a spray-can of whipped cream, I had all the materials I needed. My appearance in the locker room post-game was met with confusion and light-hearted ribbing, but no one seemed to notice the materials in my hand. So I walked up to @GlimsTC and splat went the pie across the face. My brain immediately sensed danger so I hauled it out of there. Teammates would later ask, “why did we draft him so high” and “doesn’t he have a game tomorrow”. But it’s good for my first prank!

[Pizza-faith]

The new league wide carrying case requirement. With past issues of players sneaking in unwanted, we now demand that everyone bring their own lunches in their own lunches. Thank you- Director of phood operations

[koty_k]

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[sathona]

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[LANEFROST]

Well seeing as I am a rookie myself, I was the one getting dunked on as they say. I was first greeted with the ice bucket on top of the door, then the water in the trash can when you open the door, you know the regular pranks, but the real prank was when one of my teammates told me I was getting cut. That scared the living hell out of me. I just got a new team and I was being cut. That one was the worst but there was some good ones. I mean the sping trap when they roped my legs was funny. But coaches pranks are so much different. My dad was hired as the head coach of Honolulu and let me tell you, that man sucks at pranking. I mean he is the worst. He tried to get me to run 5 drills in a row, oh that was just in the practice plans, well okay I guess that wasn't one but you catch my drift.

[Liter]

As a rookie myself I was victim of a gruesome prank during preseason. While I, Fred Edison, rookie linebacker for the Berlin Fire Salamanders, was walking my dog, a huge California Condor swooped down and stole my pooch. I tried running after it but it flew away before I could reach it, which was mildly infuriating. My dog was an Alaskan Malamute, quite a large dog. His name was Duke, and I fed him all of my vegetables and performance enhancing drugs so when that feathered freak tried to eat him, Duke fought back and over powered his airborne assailant. Unfortunately Duke killed him and they both fell to the ground from over 3 feet in the air, Duke exploded on impact, sending needles and brussels sprouts flying everywhere, some even landing in my mouth like I was child catching snowflakes on his tongue. Overall it was pretty cruel and I'll have to prank them back, although I have no evidence they were responsible, I'm 33% sure my teammates did it.

[captjanko]

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It's a new season and Morpheus, ever the prankster, is up to spoofs and goofs as always. This year, the Hawks began a new tradition, the "Gauntlet of the Scupper." In this rookie event, rookies are paired with veteran mentors who then dine at the Rusty Scupper's weekend brunch buffet. Asked to match their veteran partner, each is expected to eat at least 6 full plates and drink 10 mimosas. The trick, however, is that while the veteran's drinks are 90% champagne and 10% orange juice, the rookies' drinks are 90% orange juice and 10% champagne. This ultimately creates a fantastic dynamic where veterans fall against walls as they struggle to make themselves plates and rookies find themselves following suit due to social pressures. Hidden cameras track the rookie antics AND the bartenders fixing their drinks. First day of training camp? Everyone watches the rookie antics with laughter, followed by a roar of laughter when everyone realizes they weren't really drunk.

[TheDangaZone]

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[g2019]

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[Alcott]

As the leader of the receiving unit, Cole always has a little fun with the new pass catchers on the team, and since there weren't any wide receivers drafted by the Colorado Yeti this season, his lone target for training camp shenanigans is the newest tight end to burnish the red and yellow, Mister Hogmally. It's routine for the pass catchers to spend one session on the juggs machine during each practice, usually with the veterans going first and then loading the footballs for the younger players after they finish. Cole made the sly move to position himself just in front of Hogmally, so that when Cole finished his reps on the machine he would control the machine for Hogmally. Well he "accidentally" turn the dial up to 11 and let a few quick footballs rip right towards Hogmally before noticing the "mistake" and correcting it, along with a quick apology and noting how strange that was to happen all on its own. But that's all the pranking and hazing that will happen from him this season, as usual its a quick bit of fun before returning to serious practice for him and the rest of the team