Spicy Ron has always been a bit of a silly goofy and also funny prankster. And prides himself in the casualties his pranks cause. This season, he decided to replace all the water in the team’s bottles with glue! Ron you silly man!
The team sustained 4 career-ending heat strokes and 5 deaths, leading to an FBI investigation of the incident, but Ron was successfully able to shift the blame onto one of the team’s O-line bots, since they can’t speak up for themselves.
Ron will likely decide to prank again next year, also by replacing the team’s critical water supply with something unfit for human consumption. What that will be is up for debate. But Ron hopes all his teammates will have just as much fun as he did!
Ron has also been known to prank his local Arby’s. Shitting in ungodly places that no man should ever shit inside of an Arby’s
The team sustained 4 career-ending heat strokes and 5 deaths, leading to an FBI investigation of the incident, but Ron was successfully able to shift the blame onto one of the team’s O-line bots, since they can’t speak up for themselves.
Ron will likely decide to prank again next year, also by replacing the team’s critical water supply with something unfit for human consumption. What that will be is up for debate. But Ron hopes all his teammates will have just as much fun as he did!
Ron has also been known to prank his local Arby’s. Shitting in ungodly places that no man should ever shit inside of an Arby’s