10-23-2023, 08:30 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-25-2023, 10:27 AM by DL14. Edited 1 time in total.)
After my first full week of activity in the ISFL, my brain has been intruded by a number of thoughts about this and that regarding all things league related. So, this media post will be a collection of those things conveniently listed below so the audience can skip to the part(s) that they are most interested in if they do not want to spend the time reading the entire post. Needless to say, I think there will be something for everyone.
Part 1. My conversation with my wife about “What is this thing that you are doing now on the computer?” [i.e. explaining to a significant other what the ISFL is]
Part 2. A brief historical overview of the Ultimus Bowl and the ISFL Hall of Fame. [i.e. when is the last time your team, if ever, has won an Ultimus Bowl and does your team have any all-time greats]
Part 3. Self-scouting report and the State of Defensive Tackle in the league today. [i.e. how DT Emerson Bigguns can help your team win an Ultimus Bowl]
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Part 1. Have you ever had to explain to another person, maybe your significant other, what the ISFL is? It is tantamount to having to explain fantasy football to someone; here is a funny YouTube Short that is pretty much spot on (https://youtube.com/shorts/pFJPJEejZ4k?s...rfS-8K3PWb).
I have said this before in previous posts that DangWookie (aka RB - Ace Anderson of the Sarasota Sailfish) is relative of mine and is the reason why I am even in the ISFL. When I asked him about what the ISFL even is, his wife interjected first and said something to the effect of, “Oh, it is just some stupid simulation thing that he does.”
Well, a couple nights ago when my wife was trying to catch up on Succession, I decided to write a different media post than this because 2.5x Media Week was just announced. Apparently, my furious keystrokes caught the attention of my spouse the following conversation ensued.
Her: *pauses Succession* what are you doing?
Me: Writing a media post. (said matter-of-factly as I was concentrating on what I was writing)
Her: What?
Me: *stops typing* It is for the simulation football thing that [DangWookie] told me about.
Her: Oh. So, what is that again?
To be fair, over a decade ago when my wife and I were first dating she asked me what Fantasy Football was about and understood it enough to play one season of it with me. So, she has enough basis about football and games and such that I do not have to explain everything from scratch.
Me: It is basically a simulation based on a computation of statistics. Kind of in the same vein of when they say a team is favored to win a game by a certain percentage. Like the Chiefs have a 75% chance to beat the Chargers on Sunday night. They take analytical data and run it through computations to give a likelihood of the outcome. It does not mean that the Chiefs will win but the data favors them by a certain percentage.
Her: So, what does the *actual* game consist of?
Me: *opens a tab to my update page and shows her the screen* Well, I create a player.
Her: *sees my player’s name* Emerson Bigguns… really!?!
Me: Anyway, I create a player. Then I select a position. Then I select an archetype. Each position has different kinds of “builds”. For my position (defensive tackle), there are three archetypes. You can be a nose tackle; like a big fat guy who eats up the middle. Or you can be an interior rusher who is smaller but more agile, like Aaron Donald. Or you can be an all-purpose DT, which is what I chose, to seemingly get the best of both worlds.
Her: Makes sense.
Me: Each archetype has different stats that they start with and that also have different maximums that they can top out at. Like a nose tackle can never be as fast as the interior rusher because they are built differently, so archetype matters.
Her: And that is why you went all-purpose, right? So you can get the best of both worlds?
Me: Right. So each player earns experience points called “TPE” that they use to level up their players and their stats. However, as each you level up a specific stat line, it requires more TPE based on tiers. So the higher the stats means you need a lot more TPE to level it up.
Her: Kind of like the Korok seeds. (I love my wife for this!)
Me: Exactly, is it worth it to have one more weapon slot or four more bow and shield slots? Like for my player, moving up one level in strength means that I could be leveling up my competitiveness five levels.
Her: Okay, so when do you actually play?
Me: I am in the DSFL, which is the “minors” whereas [DangWookie] is in the ISFL which is like the “majors”. So I play Tuesdays and Thursdays, while he plays on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. *pulls up YouTube Video of my first DSFL game* So I am #99 here in the middle. Basically, each user in the league has a player and any other position on the team that does not have a user is a bot.
Her: Do you control your player?
Me: No, that is the simulation part. The only thing I do is level up my player and based off of his stats he is just a cog in the bigger machine that is simulated.
Her: And you find that entertaining?
Me: So far. I find it fascinating that I am one piece of this random puzzle that may or may not do well, and my time may or may not win. I guess the uncertainty is what gives it a thrill.
Her: You do you *chuckles* so wait, what are you doing right now then?
Me: Haha, yeah, right. I am writing a “media post”. Basically, the more active you are in the community as a whole, the more you are rewarded. You need money for certain things like training your player each week to earn TPE and such, and you get money by doing tasks like writing “media”. [DangWookie] records podcasts that are like an hour long.
Her: Really? (Mystified that people are recording podcasts about the ISFL)
Me: Yeah. There are tons of different ways to earn money. Especially this week where we get 2.5x for each post we make.
Her: Ah… okay. *presses play and continues watching Succession*
I am sure at some point you may have had a conversation similar to this or in your own mind you are thinking to yourself, “he explained that wrong, it is *actually* like this…” Regardless, I find great humor that I had to explain this new “hobby” of mine to my wife and it was relatively met with a combination of genuine intrigue mixed with a proverbial pat on the head meaning “good for you”.
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Part 2. I might have been extra nerdy last week and decided to click the link “ISFL Champions” which is a List of Ultimus Bowl champions (https://wiki.sim-football.com/view/List_..._champions). Which, by the way, needs to be updated to reflect Ultimus Bowl XLIII. However, in my perusing of this Wiki, I first scrolled down to see who has won the most Ultimus Bowls because selfishly, I hope one day to be on a team that wins the Ultimus Bowl (actually, multiple times if I am being honest).
For those of you who do not know the record of most Ultimus Bowl wins, it is 8; held by both the Arizona Outlaws and the Orange County Otters.
Then I wondered if there were any teams who had not won an Ultimus Bowl and to my surprise, only one team has never won an Ultimus Bowl; the Berlin Fire Salamanders.
Being a part of the ISFL is fun in and of itself, but as Herm Edwards once said, “you play to win the game”. So if you are not in it to win the championship then what are you even doing? As such, I listed all the teams below in order of when they most recently won their last Ultimus Bowl and how many seasons it has been since then. Moreover, as a bonus, I have included the number of Hall of Fame players that have been inducted by your respective team and which name sounded the funniest according to my seven-year-old.
Baltimore Hawks – Congratulations you are the reigning champions from last season’s Ultimus Bowl XLIII. You currently have 14 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Placekicker Turk Turkleton (shout out to those Scrubs fans maybe).
Arizona Outlaws – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XLII which was 2 seasons ago to reach a league-tying 8-time champions. You currently have 13 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Wide Receiver Saba Donut.
Cape Town Crash – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XLI which was 3 seasons ago. You currently have 5 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team but from when you were formerly known as the Philadephia Liberty; this includes no one with a name found funny enough by a 7-year-old.
Yellowknife Wraiths – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXXIX which was 5 seasons ago, and you honor of reaching the most Ultimus Bowls with 12… but you have lost seven of those appearances. You currently have the most Hall of Fame players inducted from your team with 17 including Cornerback Johnny Snuggles.
Honolulu Hahalua – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XLI which was 8 seasons ago. You currently have the least amount of Hall of Fame players inducted from your team with 2, but this includes no one with a name found funny enough by a 7-year-old.
Chicago Butchers - The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXXIV which was 10 seasons ago. You currently have 3 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Placekicker Kulture Fulture.
New York Silverbacks – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXXII which was 12 seasons ago. You currently have 5 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Defensive Tackle Bubba Thumper.
Sarasota Sailfish – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXX which was 14 seasons ago. You currently have 7 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Safety Cuco Clemente.
San Jose SaberCats – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXV which was 19 seasons ago. You currently have 5 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team, but this includes no one with a name found funny enough by a 7-year-old.
Colorado Yeti – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXII which was 22 seasons ago. You currently have 13 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Quarterback Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff McDummy.
New Orleans Secondline – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXI which was 23 seasons ago. You currently have 15 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Quarterback Borkus Maximus III.
Austin Copperheads – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XX which was 24 seasons ago. You currently have 5 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team, but this includes no one with a name found funny enough by a 7-year-old.
Orange County Otters – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XIX which was 25 seasons ago, and although it earned you a record-extending 8 championships it just seems like ages ago now doesn’t it? You currently have 16 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Placekicker Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname.
Berlin Fire Salamanders – The last time you won an Ultimus Bowl was never. You have never won an Ultimus Bowl. Granted, you have been to the Ultimus Bowl two out of the last six years, but you are still chasing that ever-elusive championship. You currently have 3 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Defensive Tackle turned Running Back Goat Tank.
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Part 3. Admittedly, I might be getting ahead of myself. Afterall, I have legitimately only been active in the league for just one week and have only had one player update. Yet, I will not let that stop me from looking ahead to what is next for my player and what his career could look like. You see, all that talk in Part 2 of Hall of Famers made me consider what it would take for my player, Emerson Bigguns to get there. Considering that Defensive Tackle has one of the least amount of players for a position inducted in the ISFL hall of fame, I feel that I would need to be great but also be part of a great team. Fun fact, there are more placekickers in the Hall of Fame than Defensive Tackles.
So, below is a brief overview of what the defensive line looks like for all the ISFL teams just so GMs can see how Emerson Bigguns would fit on your team come draft day. Additionally, my four-year-old has ranked each of the teams logos, one through fourteen; one being the best.
Arizona Outlaws – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (4DT, but Raphael McTurtle will be going into his 13th season and could be retiring?) and your logo is ranked (11/14) because the guy looks creepy.
Austin Copperheads – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 2DE, but Joey Din will be going into his 12th season and could be retiring?) and your logo is ranked (12/14) because the snake looks like it is going to hurt you.
Baltimore Hawks – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 1DE) and your logo is ranked (6/14) because birds are okay.
Berlin Fire Salamanders – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 2DE) and your logo is ranked (8/14) because it looks like an angry lizard.
Cape Town Crash – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 2DE, but Christian Marciano will be going into his 13th season and could be retiring?) and your logo is ranked (4/14) because rhinos are cool.
Chicago Butchers - You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 3DE) and your logo is ranked (13/14) because it is just knife.
Colorado Yeti – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 3DE, but Nathan Explosion will be going into his 12th season and could be retiring?) and your logo is ranked (2/14) because she has a sasquatch stuffy that it looks like.
Honolulu Hahalua – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 2DE) and your logo is ranked (5/14) because it looks like a stingray.
New Orleans Secondline – You currently have 5 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 3DE) and your logo is ranked (10/14) because it is just people.
New York Silverbacks – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (3DT) and your logo is ranked (3/14) because the angry monkey looks funny.
Orange County Otters – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 2DE) and your logo is ranked (1/14) because otters are cute.
San Jose SaberCats – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 3DE) and your mascot is ranked (9/14) because the cat looks like it is going to eat you.
Sarasota Sailfish – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 2DE, but Mistah Freddy will be going into his 11th season) and your logo is ranked (7/14) because it looks like an angry fishy.
Yellowknife Wraiths – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 1DE) and your logo is ranked (14/14) because it is too scary.
Part 1. My conversation with my wife about “What is this thing that you are doing now on the computer?” [i.e. explaining to a significant other what the ISFL is]
Part 2. A brief historical overview of the Ultimus Bowl and the ISFL Hall of Fame. [i.e. when is the last time your team, if ever, has won an Ultimus Bowl and does your team have any all-time greats]
Part 3. Self-scouting report and the State of Defensive Tackle in the league today. [i.e. how DT Emerson Bigguns can help your team win an Ultimus Bowl]
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Part 1. Have you ever had to explain to another person, maybe your significant other, what the ISFL is? It is tantamount to having to explain fantasy football to someone; here is a funny YouTube Short that is pretty much spot on (https://youtube.com/shorts/pFJPJEejZ4k?s...rfS-8K3PWb).
I have said this before in previous posts that DangWookie (aka RB - Ace Anderson of the Sarasota Sailfish) is relative of mine and is the reason why I am even in the ISFL. When I asked him about what the ISFL even is, his wife interjected first and said something to the effect of, “Oh, it is just some stupid simulation thing that he does.”
Well, a couple nights ago when my wife was trying to catch up on Succession, I decided to write a different media post than this because 2.5x Media Week was just announced. Apparently, my furious keystrokes caught the attention of my spouse the following conversation ensued.
Her: *pauses Succession* what are you doing?
Me: Writing a media post. (said matter-of-factly as I was concentrating on what I was writing)
Her: What?
Me: *stops typing* It is for the simulation football thing that [DangWookie] told me about.
Her: Oh. So, what is that again?
To be fair, over a decade ago when my wife and I were first dating she asked me what Fantasy Football was about and understood it enough to play one season of it with me. So, she has enough basis about football and games and such that I do not have to explain everything from scratch.
Me: It is basically a simulation based on a computation of statistics. Kind of in the same vein of when they say a team is favored to win a game by a certain percentage. Like the Chiefs have a 75% chance to beat the Chargers on Sunday night. They take analytical data and run it through computations to give a likelihood of the outcome. It does not mean that the Chiefs will win but the data favors them by a certain percentage.
Her: So, what does the *actual* game consist of?
Me: *opens a tab to my update page and shows her the screen* Well, I create a player.
Her: *sees my player’s name* Emerson Bigguns… really!?!
Me: Anyway, I create a player. Then I select a position. Then I select an archetype. Each position has different kinds of “builds”. For my position (defensive tackle), there are three archetypes. You can be a nose tackle; like a big fat guy who eats up the middle. Or you can be an interior rusher who is smaller but more agile, like Aaron Donald. Or you can be an all-purpose DT, which is what I chose, to seemingly get the best of both worlds.
Her: Makes sense.
Me: Each archetype has different stats that they start with and that also have different maximums that they can top out at. Like a nose tackle can never be as fast as the interior rusher because they are built differently, so archetype matters.
Her: And that is why you went all-purpose, right? So you can get the best of both worlds?
Me: Right. So each player earns experience points called “TPE” that they use to level up their players and their stats. However, as each you level up a specific stat line, it requires more TPE based on tiers. So the higher the stats means you need a lot more TPE to level it up.
Her: Kind of like the Korok seeds. (I love my wife for this!)
Me: Exactly, is it worth it to have one more weapon slot or four more bow and shield slots? Like for my player, moving up one level in strength means that I could be leveling up my competitiveness five levels.
Her: Okay, so when do you actually play?
Me: I am in the DSFL, which is the “minors” whereas [DangWookie] is in the ISFL which is like the “majors”. So I play Tuesdays and Thursdays, while he plays on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. *pulls up YouTube Video of my first DSFL game* So I am #99 here in the middle. Basically, each user in the league has a player and any other position on the team that does not have a user is a bot.
Her: Do you control your player?
Me: No, that is the simulation part. The only thing I do is level up my player and based off of his stats he is just a cog in the bigger machine that is simulated.
Her: And you find that entertaining?
Me: So far. I find it fascinating that I am one piece of this random puzzle that may or may not do well, and my time may or may not win. I guess the uncertainty is what gives it a thrill.
Her: You do you *chuckles* so wait, what are you doing right now then?
Me: Haha, yeah, right. I am writing a “media post”. Basically, the more active you are in the community as a whole, the more you are rewarded. You need money for certain things like training your player each week to earn TPE and such, and you get money by doing tasks like writing “media”. [DangWookie] records podcasts that are like an hour long.
Her: Really? (Mystified that people are recording podcasts about the ISFL)
Me: Yeah. There are tons of different ways to earn money. Especially this week where we get 2.5x for each post we make.
Her: Ah… okay. *presses play and continues watching Succession*
I am sure at some point you may have had a conversation similar to this or in your own mind you are thinking to yourself, “he explained that wrong, it is *actually* like this…” Regardless, I find great humor that I had to explain this new “hobby” of mine to my wife and it was relatively met with a combination of genuine intrigue mixed with a proverbial pat on the head meaning “good for you”.
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Part 2. I might have been extra nerdy last week and decided to click the link “ISFL Champions” which is a List of Ultimus Bowl champions (https://wiki.sim-football.com/view/List_..._champions). Which, by the way, needs to be updated to reflect Ultimus Bowl XLIII. However, in my perusing of this Wiki, I first scrolled down to see who has won the most Ultimus Bowls because selfishly, I hope one day to be on a team that wins the Ultimus Bowl (actually, multiple times if I am being honest).
For those of you who do not know the record of most Ultimus Bowl wins, it is 8; held by both the Arizona Outlaws and the Orange County Otters.
Then I wondered if there were any teams who had not won an Ultimus Bowl and to my surprise, only one team has never won an Ultimus Bowl; the Berlin Fire Salamanders.
Being a part of the ISFL is fun in and of itself, but as Herm Edwards once said, “you play to win the game”. So if you are not in it to win the championship then what are you even doing? As such, I listed all the teams below in order of when they most recently won their last Ultimus Bowl and how many seasons it has been since then. Moreover, as a bonus, I have included the number of Hall of Fame players that have been inducted by your respective team and which name sounded the funniest according to my seven-year-old.
Baltimore Hawks – Congratulations you are the reigning champions from last season’s Ultimus Bowl XLIII. You currently have 14 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Placekicker Turk Turkleton (shout out to those Scrubs fans maybe).
Arizona Outlaws – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XLII which was 2 seasons ago to reach a league-tying 8-time champions. You currently have 13 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Wide Receiver Saba Donut.
Cape Town Crash – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XLI which was 3 seasons ago. You currently have 5 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team but from when you were formerly known as the Philadephia Liberty; this includes no one with a name found funny enough by a 7-year-old.
Yellowknife Wraiths – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXXIX which was 5 seasons ago, and you honor of reaching the most Ultimus Bowls with 12… but you have lost seven of those appearances. You currently have the most Hall of Fame players inducted from your team with 17 including Cornerback Johnny Snuggles.
Honolulu Hahalua – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XLI which was 8 seasons ago. You currently have the least amount of Hall of Fame players inducted from your team with 2, but this includes no one with a name found funny enough by a 7-year-old.
Chicago Butchers - The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXXIV which was 10 seasons ago. You currently have 3 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Placekicker Kulture Fulture.
New York Silverbacks – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXXII which was 12 seasons ago. You currently have 5 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Defensive Tackle Bubba Thumper.
Sarasota Sailfish – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXX which was 14 seasons ago. You currently have 7 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Safety Cuco Clemente.
San Jose SaberCats – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXV which was 19 seasons ago. You currently have 5 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team, but this includes no one with a name found funny enough by a 7-year-old.
Colorado Yeti – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXII which was 22 seasons ago. You currently have 13 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Quarterback Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff McDummy.
New Orleans Secondline – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XXI which was 23 seasons ago. You currently have 15 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Quarterback Borkus Maximus III.
Austin Copperheads – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XX which was 24 seasons ago. You currently have 5 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team, but this includes no one with a name found funny enough by a 7-year-old.
Orange County Otters – The last time you won was Ultimus Bowl XIX which was 25 seasons ago, and although it earned you a record-extending 8 championships it just seems like ages ago now doesn’t it? You currently have 16 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Placekicker Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname.
Berlin Fire Salamanders – The last time you won an Ultimus Bowl was never. You have never won an Ultimus Bowl. Granted, you have been to the Ultimus Bowl two out of the last six years, but you are still chasing that ever-elusive championship. You currently have 3 Hall of Fame players inducted from your team including Defensive Tackle turned Running Back Goat Tank.
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Part 3. Admittedly, I might be getting ahead of myself. Afterall, I have legitimately only been active in the league for just one week and have only had one player update. Yet, I will not let that stop me from looking ahead to what is next for my player and what his career could look like. You see, all that talk in Part 2 of Hall of Famers made me consider what it would take for my player, Emerson Bigguns to get there. Considering that Defensive Tackle has one of the least amount of players for a position inducted in the ISFL hall of fame, I feel that I would need to be great but also be part of a great team. Fun fact, there are more placekickers in the Hall of Fame than Defensive Tackles.
So, below is a brief overview of what the defensive line looks like for all the ISFL teams just so GMs can see how Emerson Bigguns would fit on your team come draft day. Additionally, my four-year-old has ranked each of the teams logos, one through fourteen; one being the best.
Arizona Outlaws – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (4DT, but Raphael McTurtle will be going into his 13th season and could be retiring?) and your logo is ranked (11/14) because the guy looks creepy.
Austin Copperheads – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 2DE, but Joey Din will be going into his 12th season and could be retiring?) and your logo is ranked (12/14) because the snake looks like it is going to hurt you.
Baltimore Hawks – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 1DE) and your logo is ranked (6/14) because birds are okay.
Berlin Fire Salamanders – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 2DE) and your logo is ranked (8/14) because it looks like an angry lizard.
Cape Town Crash – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 2DE, but Christian Marciano will be going into his 13th season and could be retiring?) and your logo is ranked (4/14) because rhinos are cool.
Chicago Butchers - You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 3DE) and your logo is ranked (13/14) because it is just knife.
Colorado Yeti – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 3DE, but Nathan Explosion will be going into his 12th season and could be retiring?) and your logo is ranked (2/14) because she has a sasquatch stuffy that it looks like.
Honolulu Hahalua – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 2DE) and your logo is ranked (5/14) because it looks like a stingray.
New Orleans Secondline – You currently have 5 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 3DE) and your logo is ranked (10/14) because it is just people.
New York Silverbacks – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (3DT) and your logo is ranked (3/14) because the angry monkey looks funny.
Orange County Otters – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 2DE) and your logo is ranked (1/14) because otters are cute.
San Jose SaberCats – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (1DT, 3DE) and your mascot is ranked (9/14) because the cat looks like it is going to eat you.
Sarasota Sailfish – You currently have 4 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 2DE, but Mistah Freddy will be going into his 11th season) and your logo is ranked (7/14) because it looks like an angry fishy.
Yellowknife Wraiths – You currently have 3 Defensive Linemen (2DT, 1DE) and your logo is ranked (14/14) because it is too scary.