Welcome to our first season of the Housewives of the NSFL. This week we'll be following around wives from the Baltimore Hawks as they spend a quiet evening out on the town. We open the episode with a star wipe to four beautiful women sitting at a table in a lavish restaurant. The waiter approaches and asks, “Ladies, how was our meal.” “It was very good, thank you.” The first woman to answer, Laura, was decked out in a stunning blue dress and what was surely, a very expensive pearl neckless. She was the wife of defensive end, Burt Metas, who was recently moved from the defensive tackle position. Seated to her right, in a green skirt and black top was Jolene, wife of defensive tackle, Kurt Hendrix. She smiled at the waiter and replied, “It was delightful, thank you very much.” “Will we be having dinner tonight?”, asked the waiter. “No, thank you.”, replied Scarlett, wife of defensive end, Owen Taylor. “We’ll just take the check please.”, added Macy, wife of Ricardo Sandoval. When the check arrived, each woman paid for her share of the dinner, they all gathered their things and left. Like normal human beings. We don’t marry savages here in Baltimore, damnit.
It was the lowest rated episode ever, and the show was promptly cancelled after.
It was the lowest rated episode ever, and the show was promptly cancelled after.
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