(S45) PT #4 - White Elephant

[Nathan]

SHL Affiliate (Username Atox)

[xenosthelegend]

The Dallas Birddogs decided to do a team White Elephant gift swap this year, a hard cap of $1000 was placed per gift. Silence Suzuka had no idea what this was, so she had to look it up. A 'White Elephant gift swap' is when you buy a gift and it gets put into a pool. An order is predetermined through some method, and gifts are selected by the individual whose turn it is. A gift may be stolen up to three times at which point it may not be stolen again. Silence Suzuka was initially unsure what to get for the event, then a stroke of inspiration hit her one night. She showed up to the facility with a wrapped piece of paper as her gift. Her gift was eventually chosen by Chappy McChapperson. He unwrapped the sheet of paper and read aloud what it said. "Your gift is waiting for you outside". Everyone went outside, Silence Suzuka sent a text to the truck driver she had hired, and a truck filled with ~752lbs of carrots dumped its cargo onto Chappy.

[Moosecop]

pbe

[Jumbo]

Written option: 

Loose Cannon loves the white elephant gift exchanges. They are the best time. It's so much fun and it brings a group a little closer together. Cannon for this team event with bring a pack of thong underwear. It's a great gag gift. The players will think its hilarious. And who knows there might be that one teammate that actually loves thong underwear. Maybe it's part of their gameday uniform. It will also be funny to see all the players trying to get rid of them. But as for Cannon, he would always try to steal any sort of headphones, earbuds, or anything like that. Cannon loves music so anything along those lines would be great. But im sure everyone feels the same. So you need a second choice, which is gift cards. Those are always handy because then you can get what you want. You could also sell then if it's a store you don't like. Cannon loves these and would have a blast. 

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