(S47) PT #4 - Identity Theft Is Not A Joke

[fnordypsyduck]

Katya rarely envies other people because she is amazing and knows it, but in those moments of doubt brought on by a lack of cigarettes, caffeine, or some combination of the 2, there are times where she wishes that she was not in the spotlight so much, and moreso one of the quieter players in the league that didn't have the same level of fanfare. Maybe one of the O-lineman, they are rarely recognized and never harassed (except for maybe one guy who is super passionate about O-line pancakes, and even then he's only one person). More specifically, Katya wishes that she was one of the O-line bots, unfeeling, unthinking, only living to do their one purpose, blocking. They don't feel pain, heartbreak, they don't crave in the way the rest of us humans do, and there's a certain beauty in that. The only thing that matters for them is football and then they deactivate at the end of the game. It sounds nice.

Alternatively, Katya wishes that she was Wolfie McDummy Jr because their name is amazing and because they are beloved despite never winning (said with love) which is her whole MO from Drag Race.

[Supersquare04]

I think I would like to swap with my teammates Worsethan Blaze or Nathan Claflin Jr. I partly say this because I don't know enough about the league as a whole to really want to swap with someone, but the bigger reason is I am much more of a runningback person. I mainly chose to be a WR because its a lot easier to be a #2 or #3 receiver than a #2 or #3 runningback, so if given a chance I'd like to swap places with them. I would primarily use a speed back build since speed is so op in the league, and I would imagine they would use a similar build to me. I would also be netting a gain in TPE, which would catapult me up the draft board in theory. I think it would be a really cool experiment and I would get to stay on the same team.

[slothfacekilla]

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[TomHanks]

My fantasy season has gone well, but it could be better. I am leading my group but I have fallen outside the top ten. And for that reason, if I could switch places with anyone in the ISFL, I would swap places with my fantasy flex Hercules Henry and go absolutely full diva. Skills wise, tough to beat what he's actually doing, leading the entire ISFL in yards per carry and sitting tied for 4th in the league touchdowns. But what he's doing is being a good team player and doing what is best for the team, playing the role of the complement back to RB1 Nakiri Ayame. For my fantasy purposes, this simply will not do. Let's take your incredible YPC and nose for the end zone and start feeding attempts that way constantly. On the flipside, there is not a doubt in my mind that in my place, Hercules would be an incredibly valuable piece of the Second^2 Line which currently leads the ISFL in PDs, INTs, and defensive touchdowns.

[8bitd1ck]

- [ ] Hello comrades. As I am new, I do not know player base well. So naturally, I know I can run it with iron fist rule just like in motherland. I would choose to change positions with DarknessRising.  As commissioner, I would make many changes like having bank be under commissioner. Also, I would require all passwords and 2 factor authentications for league. General managers would no longer be needed, as the power belongs in the hands of the people.  Players shall decide their own teams destiny, while being gently guided by my knowledge hands. We shall all refer to each other as comrade, and portraits of Stalin shall be hung next to all scoreboards. Players found to be speaking out negative about the regime shall be swiftly dealt with in the gulags. As for how comrade Darkness rising would fair, I would keep myself on as substitute. Whenever he kicks like little girl I shall show him the strength of the iron leg.

[AJay887]

With the Austin Copperheads not doing so hot this year in win/loss record, I think the player I'd swap with right now would be a player on the Sabercats roster. Though I wouldn't want to swap anywhere, and would want to stick with my team through and through, if I had to choose a team to head to, I feel like the Sabercats would be a good one to head to, with them having as hot of a season as they are. I'd want to stick at Cornerback, but I wouldn't swap with cornerback Blacksmith Andre, who seems to be having the best season of the SJS cornerbacks, but rather I'd want to keep Andre there, to form a solid 1-2 punch at the position WITH our players combined. So if I had to choose, I'd go with the other main SJS Cornerback, Brooks Piggott. Though again, would rather stick with the team that drafted me, since I enjoy it so much here.

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[sonicxdoom]

Hello league! I am still very new but I yap a lot so you might have heard that my goal, nay my destiny, is to be the GOATE (Greatest Of All Tight Ends). So maybe you'd think my answer would be someone like Hogmally, someone who's established, top of his game, way further along the TE track. Nope. If I could switch places with anyone I wouldn't. ...But since I have to, I would pick Tyler Higbee II. We are both die hard tight ends of same archetype, and he's only one season older. We haven't made the mistakes of the older generations. Our potential trajectory knows no bounds. Which brings me to the other reason for choosing Tyler. I know that when put in my position he would do the same thing. Nothing changed. Just yap and grind TPE until we make the league respect us. No interest in jumping ahead or cutting corners. This is the tight end house. And we don't take shortcuts in this house. TIGHT END CREW TILL WE FUCKIN DIE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

- D'Squarius

[Crunk]

Although he has just announced his retirement, I will have to answer this from the perspective of my old player Danny Nedelko. Danny would love to swap places on the depth chart with his own Quarterback, Donovan Winters III.

This is mostly to train Winters in the art of moving forwards, and recognising the linemen that are running at him - at present he lives with his eyes downfield and seems to enjoy getting blasted by pass rushers at big moments. Some snaps at running back would hopefully begin to nurture some situational awareness in him.

As for Danny taking snaps, he is definitely better equipped to avoid - or run straight through - the pass rush. It is fair to say that his arm is untested, but he has the biggest (definitely natural) arms in the league, so it's fair to assume that he could develop a cannon with a little bit of training.

I think it would go well - Danny is a born winner and leader, and it would be nice for the Outlaws not to have to look at the sneering, ugly face of Donovan Winters III in the huddle.

[ComebackZak]

Imagine you had the opportunity to swap places with any other player in the league, changing your position, team, and place on the depth chart. Who would you choose to swap with? What would you do in their place, and how would they do in yours? What might you do differently from them?

I would swap places with my brother who has the player Blaine Falco on our team the New York Silverbacks. Blaine has been what we call, underperforming for years now. I would simply not throw interceptions nor get sacked. In all seriousness, if I were to swap places with Falco, I would be the ultimate mobile quarterback because of my speed and acceleration. I think because of my agility I would not take a ton of sacks and I would rack up some serious yards on the ground. Due to our offensive line play, I think I would get a lot of yardage on broken plays where I feel the pressure. Frank Dux used to play quarterback in high school and can throw a nice spiral but the timing and mechanics would take time to come back to him. I would also be afraid to hand the ball off to Blaine at running back since he's not the fastest guy out there. Maybe we move him to fullback or tight end.

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[caravaggio]

As an Offensive Tackle, my job is to initiate blocking schemes, protect the guys with the ball, and ensure the system runs as intended. When I think about what I'd like to try in opposition, I think about the defensive linemen, particularly the guys working in the exact opposite fashion to my plan. Namely, they are working to disrupt the offensive linemen actions, cause chaos in the play, and most importantly, tackle the players with the ball. There are two types of players on the DL, edge rushers that are focused on the flank and whom I mostly line up again, and the tackles that are in the middle and focusing on the blocking and run schemes.

If I could swap players with a single player, it would be Carly Rae Jensen of the Austin Copperheads. They have been in the league for the same amount of time, being drafted in the season 38 class. And I feel like Defensive Tackles have similar physical attributes, so I would do well in that position. If we swapped, I think there would be a learning curve, but I could pick it up well, and I think that Jensen would do the same.