04-29-2024, 09:17 AM
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GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL NATIONAL WINNERS PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK DRAFT RANKINGS
THE DRAFT IS NOT STARTING YET AND SCOUTING MIGHT BE A BIT SLOW. SO TO MOTIVATE PEOPLE I WILL DO A DRAFT RANK OF TEAMS THAT CONTACTED ME.
1. ARIZONA OUTLAWS
LEMON ALWAYS POSTS GODDAMNIT DONUT STICKER EVERYWHERE, SO THIS IS THE BEST LOCATION
2. SAN JOSE SABERCATS
RUSS MADE ME WATCH A TV SHOW ABOUT A GUY THAT DIES BUT THEN LIVES AGAIN AND GOES TO CATCH DEMONS AND IT IS ACTUALLY FUN. I AM ALSO GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE SOCCER GURU BOT AS I DONT HAVE ACCESS IN THEIR LOCKER ROOM TO CHANNELS WERE PEOPLE TALK. BUT STILL A GOOD 2ND
3. YELLOWKNIFE WRAITHS
ZOOT SAID HELLO DONUT WHEN I SAID I LOVED HIM, HE IS NOT READY TO SAY IT BACK YET, BUT I KNOW HE WILL IN DUE TIME, SO I RANK ZOOT 3RD.
4. NEW ORLEANS SECOND LINE
THEY ASK PROSPECTS A LOT OF QUESTIONS IN THE CHANNEL AND TOOFPETE LIKED MALLRATS SO NEW ORLEANS IS 4TH
5. CHICAGO BUTCHERS
TRICERACOP IS A DINOSAUR AND MY PET MONGO IS ONE TOO. ALSO TRICERACOP SAYS I WILL LIKE HIS SECRET SO I HAVE TO HAVE THEM IN TOP 5
6. HONOLULU HAHALUA
FLEX ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO BACK AND I TOLD HIM SURE. BUT DT IS NOT THEIR MAIN NEED SO THEY MIGHT OPT TO NOT DRAFT ME. SO AS THEY MIGHT NOT THEY DO NOT GET A TOP 5 POSITION
7. COLORADO YETI
I HOPE NO ONE OF THEM NOTICED I INITIALLY FORGOT THEM IN MY RANKINGS, I DONT KNOW HOW I COULD AS STEG IS ALSO A DINOSAUR. BUT HE DIDNT HAVE A SECRET SO I WILL GIVE HIM NUMBER 7.
8. NEW YORK SILVERBACKS
THE SCOUT PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT ME AS HE NEVER RESPONDED BACK SINCE MY LAST MESSAGE
THE OTHER TEAMS ARE UNRANKED AS THEY ARE TOO SHY TO TALK TO ME. SO THESE ARE MY DRAFT RANKINGS, HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT. IF NOT, MONGO IS APPALLED!
THE DRAFT IS NOT STARTING YET AND SCOUTING MIGHT BE A BIT SLOW. SO TO MOTIVATE PEOPLE I WILL DO A DRAFT RANK OF TEAMS THAT CONTACTED ME.
1. ARIZONA OUTLAWS
LEMON ALWAYS POSTS GODDAMNIT DONUT STICKER EVERYWHERE, SO THIS IS THE BEST LOCATION
2. SAN JOSE SABERCATS
RUSS MADE ME WATCH A TV SHOW ABOUT A GUY THAT DIES BUT THEN LIVES AGAIN AND GOES TO CATCH DEMONS AND IT IS ACTUALLY FUN. I AM ALSO GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE SOCCER GURU BOT AS I DONT HAVE ACCESS IN THEIR LOCKER ROOM TO CHANNELS WERE PEOPLE TALK. BUT STILL A GOOD 2ND
3. YELLOWKNIFE WRAITHS
ZOOT SAID HELLO DONUT WHEN I SAID I LOVED HIM, HE IS NOT READY TO SAY IT BACK YET, BUT I KNOW HE WILL IN DUE TIME, SO I RANK ZOOT 3RD.
4. NEW ORLEANS SECOND LINE
THEY ASK PROSPECTS A LOT OF QUESTIONS IN THE CHANNEL AND TOOFPETE LIKED MALLRATS SO NEW ORLEANS IS 4TH
5. CHICAGO BUTCHERS
TRICERACOP IS A DINOSAUR AND MY PET MONGO IS ONE TOO. ALSO TRICERACOP SAYS I WILL LIKE HIS SECRET SO I HAVE TO HAVE THEM IN TOP 5
6. HONOLULU HAHALUA
FLEX ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO BACK AND I TOLD HIM SURE. BUT DT IS NOT THEIR MAIN NEED SO THEY MIGHT OPT TO NOT DRAFT ME. SO AS THEY MIGHT NOT THEY DO NOT GET A TOP 5 POSITION
7. COLORADO YETI
I HOPE NO ONE OF THEM NOTICED I INITIALLY FORGOT THEM IN MY RANKINGS, I DONT KNOW HOW I COULD AS STEG IS ALSO A DINOSAUR. BUT HE DIDNT HAVE A SECRET SO I WILL GIVE HIM NUMBER 7.
8. NEW YORK SILVERBACKS
THE SCOUT PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT ME AS HE NEVER RESPONDED BACK SINCE MY LAST MESSAGE
THE OTHER TEAMS ARE UNRANKED AS THEY ARE TOO SHY TO TALK TO ME. SO THESE ARE MY DRAFT RANKINGS, HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT. IF NOT, MONGO IS APPALLED!
Disclaimer: If Princess Donut talks, its in caps lock. I apologize for any offense taken with this.
COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
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