(S12) - PT 3 - NSFL Holiday Presents

[Jepox]

1. I got @JSS an active team on SHL.
2. I got @39alaska39 a book on leg exercises
3. I got @karl a PlayStation controller
4. I gave @Mavfatha a Taylor Swift CD
5. I got @YoungGreekBoy private security to protect that arm of his
6. @Mavfatha gave me a Taylor Swift CD as well. .....yay.
7. I got @Noble a Logan Noble rookie card I bought for $2.47

[karl]

I got @Muford a bag full of friendship so he need only open it when he finds it's lacking.

I got @`To12143` a lamar jackson jersey, but then I found out he already got one for christmas so I returned it and doubled down on the bag of friendship.

I got @caltroit_red_flames a pair of below the knee boots. variety is the spice of life.

I got @run_CMC a rabbits foot so maybe he might win a game here soon. I then noticed we won so I gave him the rest of the bunny as well.

I got @Mack some copper so he could bronze that beautiful foot of his.

I got @cpetrella some fresh new kicks since he keeps burning holes in his shoes with that sick nasty speed.

and lastly I got @Jepox an xbox controller because no one plays playstation sir.

[Ben]

I got @PaytonM34 a whole book of pictures of Frank for him to share with Cash Girl

@bovovovo got a Cam Newton jersey for Freddie

@Muford got a new front office for the Bulls

I got some good pics of @speculadora so he can update his tinder and get more ladies

I got @WannabeFinn a Cannon barrels, Cannon base, Cannon furnace, and Cannon stand all ready for him to kill some yaks

@`BayleyIsland` got some tickets to Taylor Swift but I could only afford the ones for here in NZ due to exchange rates so he'll just have to come visit

and last but not least I got @Beaver the best agent and lawyer I could find so he can get out of his contract with the dum hawks and come back home because we all miss him

[Ben]

1. For @Beaver I got the complete box set of the office for him to finally watch.

2. For @Ben I got some kangaroo pepperettes, what better way to say fuck the aussies is to eat their symbolic animal

7. For all the boys in NOLA I paid a production crew to remake shot for shot, The Trial, so that we can watch a piece of NOLA history with our families on the couch.

yes yes and yes <3

[toivo]

1. Juosu - gifted me some baseball pitching lessons.
2. majesiu - gifted me a guide to OOTP baseball simulator.
3. Ben - gifted me a hoodie with a San Antonio Sloths logo on it.
4. Mongoose - gifted me a copy of The Witcher 3.
5. JSS - I gifted him a digital copy of minesweeper.
6. Bovoovo - I gifted him some baseball pitching lessons.
7. Phobos- Gifted him a throwback Legion jersey.

[caltroit_red_flames]

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I got @caltroit_red_flames a pair of below the knee boots. variety is the spice of life.

May as well have gotten my girlfriend a pair of flats...

[37thchamber]

I got a Jamaican Patois phrasebook for @YoungTB so he can actually have conversations with Lennox. I think he gets confused sometimes.

For @BWIII I got a full-length mirror, so he can pretend he actually has a rival in this league.

@HalfEatenOnionBagel got me some kind of weird ... pastry bread thing? Looks like a donut, but not a donut. Think someone took a bite or two out of it. Not sure. But its the thought that counts.

@Kendrick claims he got me a new sig, which would be great... but I think it might have gotten held up in the holiday postal chaos. Sad tiems.

Got this book from @adam2552 titled "How to be an NSFL general manager for dummies" ... should come in useful. I literally have no idea what I'm doing.

Got @Snussu some new lightweight cleats. In Jamaican colours for that extra speed boost... Not that he needs it, of course.

Got a strange puzzle thing from @enigmatic but I'm too scared to ask how it works

[Beaver]

1. For @iamslm22 I got a Bartlet/Ziegler 2020 button for him to wear proudly.
2. For @bovovovo I got a purple snood with an emblazoned trumpet for Freddie and also some deodorant because he's stinky.
3. For @Ben I got a dingo to remind him of his homeland.
4. For @LGMForever I got feet pics.
5. For @PaytonM34 I got the first four seasons of West Wing so he can experience a good show unlike the office which sucks.
6. For @kckolbe I got a tin foil hat for, well you know.
7. For everyone in the NSFL including the above I got Taylor Swift's discography because she's the best.

[StamkosFan]

1. @speculadora got me a pack of Gatorade to keep me energized

2. @TheDangaZone got me books because he knows I like media from SHL

3. @JKortesi81 got me a Stamkos signed hockey stick because he knows how much I love Stammer

4. @Nobody gave me S46 SHL Mock Draft info because that's the best present ever for a TPE whore.

5. @ml002 got me a Lightning T-shirt because you can't go wrong with more hockey merch.

6. @ADwyer87 got me a glow in the dark football solely because it's cool, especially for night practice.

7. @timeconsumer gave me a playbook to study since he's the coach.

[mabb]

For Christmas this year, I gave:

1. Ben Horne @iseedoug an autographed mini helmet from one of San Jose's greats, Vincent Sharpei, for his sports collection
2. Joliet Christ @`AndrewWarren13` a calendar for next year featuring Nax's most adorable photos
3. D'Pez Poopsie @Muford a snazzy new pair of gloves for his punt returns
4. Kazmir Oles @`To12143` a mug saying "1OA"
5. Coach CK @ckroyal92 a banner reading "We are all CK"
6. my old GMs Icy Douglas and Epictitus Milburn @nunccoepi Tijuana baseball caps and some sunflower seeds and BigLeague chew
7. Some Outlaws players calculators