(S21) - Ultimus Week

[KamiCommie]

16) Scouting Report

Magnus Valdyr: Safety, Tijuana Luchadores

For whatever reason, Magnus is often overlooked and passed over. Now I know what you’re thinking, how could anyone possibly overlook a 6’ 3” 230 pound monster of a human being but somehow it happens all the time. For example, some people decided to rank the season 22 safeties before the DSFL draft. In this ranking, Magnus placed 22 out of 23 possible safeties… You read that right, twenty-second… Unbelievable.

And to top it all off, the update doesn’t do him any justice either, ranking him number 11 out of 13 active safeties in the league. To take an excellent all around safety, one who contributes in all aspects on the defensive side of the ball, and rank him that low is down right tragic. He makes tackles, gets sacks, forces fumbles, returns interceptions for touchdowns, there is literally nothing he can’t do!

Teams that pass on Magnus in the NSFL draft will be kicking themselves for years to come, watching in horror as he single handedly demolishes their receiving corps. His ability to take over a game was on display Week 7 at Myrtle Beach. Magnus returned not one, but two interceptions for a touchdown to lead the Tijuana Luchadores to a 28-16 victory over the Buccaneers. Simply a sign of things to come, determined to forge his way forward with a chip on his shoulder.
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18) Awards Season

Performance of the Year: Magnus Valdyr, Week 7 at Myrtle Beach (3 Tackles, 2 PD, 2 INT, 2 TD)

When you think of putting the team on your back and willing them to victory, the first thing that comes to mind is Magnus’ performance on Week 7 against the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. Magnus Valdyr set two team records for the Tijuana Luchadores that day. Not only did he set the team record for defensive touchdowns with two, but he also set the team record for interception return yards with 113. His two touchdowns turned out to be the difference between the two teams as Tijuana took home the victory, 28-16.

While returning interceptions for touchdowns isn’t all too uncommon, doing it twice in one game is exceptionally rare. In the history of the Developmental Simulation Football League, it has only happened three times. While in the National Simulation Football League, this task has only been completed twice, making Magnus only the sixth person to complete such a feat in the history of both the DSFL and NSFL! If setting two team records and accomplishing a feat that only five other people have completed before him, all in one game, doesn’t qualify for this award then I don’t know what does!

Magnus Valdyr, Performance of the Year: 2036
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8) Revenge

I’d have to say, all of us in Tijuana will probably be looking for revenge against the Norfolk Seawolves in the upcoming season. We needed a little help the last two weeks of the season in order to make the playoffs. Our best shot would have been if we won out and had Norfolk drop at least one game. If those two things happened, we would have clinched a spot. Once Norfolk upset Myrtle Beach in Week 14, things got a little more difficult for us. Unfortunately, things didn’t get any better for us with their next game…

The following week, Week 15, Norfolk decided to keep on the gas against Dallas, beating them 31-20. This ended our playoff dreams out in Tijuana, and brought the disappointing end of our season to a close. Norfolk went on to be absolutely dominated in every facet of the game, and was shut out 18-0 by Myrtle Beach in the first round of the playoffs. While Tijuana would have rather been the team to lay the smack down on Norfolk, it was entertaining to watch Myrtle Beach do the job. Next season, Norfolk should expect the same results when they play Tijuana. I see things going 2-0 in Tijuana’s favor.
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[gargaroff]

6) Next Year
This year the coyotes got oh so close to winning the trophy, but unfortunately we lost in the end against Myrtle Beach. And I feel like that I certainly let my team down. After missing some vital training in the beginning of the season I did not make the cut to be on the field during the playoffs. I should have been with them on the field instead of sitting at the side-lines. I really regret that. But next year is going to be different. Next year I will be on the field and I will do everything I can to help my team win the title next year. With that said, I really am proud of what my team managed to achieve in this season. We managed to win the championship, we had a really strong season all around, we have built up one of the best team and I am sure that we will be back even stronger next year. We have the skill, determination, discipline and most importantly the people needed to challenge for the trophy again next year. And this time, we will win it. I would really like to thank my team for picking me up this season, for the opportunities and for this amazing season. You're the best!
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11) Rivalry
Sports are good. Rivalries are better. Rivalries between best friends are anime. Usually in rivalries, the opposing sides can't stand each other. For me this is different though. My rivals are my brother, James Angler, and my best friend, Nick Kaepercolin. There are no hard feelings here! Why are we rivals? Because we are competitive. Each one of us wants to be better than the other two. This already started way back when we were children: first one to beat Super Mario, first one to finish homework, first one to get to the bus stop, first one to get a scholarship, and so on and so on. And of course this involves internal trash talks, bench press comparisons, showing off trophies (Looking at you James! We will get you next year!). The reason why I want them to lose is simple: because then I can tease them for losing! Holding up that big old L is just digustingly satisfying. But it is all just fun and games. We love and respect each other. This rivalry is actually helping us get better because we challenge and push each other constantly. Shout out to both of them! It's been a wild ride and it's great to be playing football together with you guys. Push up contest today? Loser pays for McDonald's.
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17) Sponsorships
When my manager told my that I had been contacted by an agency who wanted to sponsor me for becoming the new face of their product, I thought for sure it was going to be about schnitzels. I mean, what would make more sense than having the Schnitzelman himself be the new face of your schnitzel-whatever? But I was wrong. I was contacted by a gardening company. They wanted me to appear in their new ad for a bench. They said with me sitting on the bench the whole season, I would be the perfect candidate for their new sponsorship. I was so stunned, I didn't even know what to say at first. Like, are they trying to mock me or is this some serious offer? Anyway, after getting over the first shock I asked my manager if this was legit and apparently it was. So I thought, well, money is money let's do it. Who knows, maybe it will be a lot of fun actually. And thinking about it, I actually do plan on remodelling my garden, so a new bench would be kind of nice. So I told my manager to go accept the offer and long story short: try Softman's garden benches today and get a quality cushion set for free.
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19) Team Culture
This is my first season here and I was eventually picked up by the Coyotes. Even though I wasn't very active here on in our locker room discussions in the beginning, I am now thoroughly enjoying the team experience that the Coyotes are giving me. It really is a lot of fun! There are a lot of great personalities in the team that I enjoy being around. It's always fun to just listen to the constant chatter that is going on. There are a lot of jokes being thrown around, some serious discussions had. It's a great atmossphere to be in. All of my teammates are always willing to help and our leadership always has an open ear for any feedback you might have. I also appreciate the hard work that our GM and staff are putting into the team. This is also really reflecting well with the team itself. The players are hungry to give it their everything on the field and as we saw this season, it certainly payed off! We won the championship and became this close to winning the Ultimini as well. For every rookie that just joined or joins in the future, when you get selected by the Coyotes, prepare for an awesome time in your new pack, uh, I mean family!
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[IthicaHawk]

19) Team Culture
Written: What is it about your team’s culture and/or locker room that makes you happy to be there? If there are any problems, what do you think should be done to improve them?

The Dallas Birddogs are a new team in the DSFL, finishing their inaugural season with a 5-9 record. From the start and despite a few tough losses, the locker room remained an intensely positive place to be. Veterans and rookies alike all helping each other out, helping each of us be the best we can be. Everyone was treated as equals and everyone had their time to be celebrated.

There was a constant push to be better, to learn, to practice and to win but without sacrificing team spirit. After all, there's no point winning a few extra games if no one wants to be there anymore. The team management lead this positivity from pre-draft, making rookies feel part of a team that didn't even exist yet, right through to the closing moments of the season.

There was no such thing as a 'stupid question' in the Dallas Birddogs locker room, only an opportunity to share what you knew with someone who maybe hadn't experience that yet. I know I never felt I couldn't ask questions and, when I gave it, I always felt my thoughts and opinions were listened to.

These aspects of comradery and sportsmanship will be what propel the Birddogs to great things in the coming seasons. I have no doubt about that. They will be the team players want to be drafted by.

[JPach]

7) Boy oh boy, do I have alot of storys about being robbed out of the playoffs. Sometimes the sim is saying "HAHA you tripped them, Trippy Trippy Tripping Penalty." and boom there goes our momentum and boom theres a turnover on downs. I recall a very specific example of Tijuana vs either Myrtle Beach or Norfolk. We were down one TD and we were playing away. Our wonderful running back Ed Barker drives it through the middle on 3rd and Goal and because it tracks the right side of the ball, we didn't get the TD by literal pixels in the sim, we then proceeded to miss the field goal. Now, I know what you are saying, MB and Norfolk kicked it into high gear during the playoff push, but dear sir or madam I implore you to recognize the hard work that Tijuana put in for the playoffs, We were robbed countless times of countless first downs, we were the kings of the tripping penalty because the sim thinks we are got damn scumbags. It just goes to show you that if you don't have that filthy home field advantage you can never be sure of anything and that the sim will rip your heart out of your chest and eat it in front of you. We were one game short of the playoffs, and we will bring it back next year.

17) I've been sheltering in place in my new beach house now in Tijuana when I get a call from an advertisement agency. They on the phone talking about how fast I am, how I move with a blur that makes me look like a circle, a dot even. I'm here thinking "Wow, that's not cool, I'm obviously a Hexagon and I'm proud of that fact." but I hear them out. They say they want to paint my hexagon body up with this newly branded body paint to help define my shape better because they support hexagonal ideals. Now, this is a product I can get behind. So I roll up to the studio and see this neon red body paint and this almost perfectly black body paint next to it. I swear I'm staring into pure darkness, but they paint me up and no matter how fast I ran, I looked like the big strong hexagon I am. It is truly a work of genius and ingenuity. We film the ad of me running and the speed of a speeding hexagon and then holding the two cans of body paint. So, when you are fast like me, Remain a Hexagon with Geometry's Finest, the paint that will help you keep your shape.

19) Tijuana's locker room is one of the most supportive places I've ever been in. Everyone there supports everyone else on the team almost to a fault. We get TPE notifications, we mess around with each other, we support the community and those around us. We also have tons and tons of knowledgable people to help people with any questions that anyone has. We had a big push towards the playoffs this year that was ultimately futile, but we were so supportive and encouraging of each other there wasn't a single drop of negativity towards anyone else. We even did a little media drive where we helped out different foodbanks once the COVID-19 situation really started to pick up. It was a really wholesome move from some really wholesome guys. The Luchadores lead a life of fun and growth, it is never a bad locker room to be in and anyone would be lucky to be drafted to Tijuana. I'm excited to see who we gain in the upcoming draft and how they can have a great time with the rest of us Luchadores.

[Shiznit19]

1) Playoff Review:

This is a review of the Playoff matchup between the beloved Portland Pythons and the often despised, Kansas City Coyotes. The first quarter of the game started off with an impressive opening drive touchdown from Portland. Kansas City would kick a field goal on the following drive bringing the score to end the first quarter 7-3, Portland. The second quarter would see two successful drives by the Coyotes capped off by touchdowns. The first of which was due to many penalty mistakes by the Pythons. Closing the first half at 17-7. Early in the second half, the Pythons completed a huge 49 yard play showing some promise. Yet again, mistakes were made as at the very end of the play they would fumble the ball. This turnover seemed to make the entire team come unglued. The following drive the Coytoes would drive down the field easily scoring another touchdown making it 24-7. The 4th quarter would open with yet another Kansas City touchdown and it was all she wrote. The final score being 31-7, in favor of the Coyotes. It was a tough loss for the Pythons who would rack up way too my penalty yards to make it close. You have to wonder if the coach could get control of the locker room that clearly lacked discipline. It would be a tough way to end the year for the Pythons but hopefully a learning experience for the whole team.

6) Next Year

Although this year the Portland Pythons came up a little bit short of their Ultimini goals, next year will surly be the year. In S21, the season would begin for Portland coming off of an abysmal 2 win season. Everyone knew it would be nearly impossible to completely turn things around in one year, however, big strides were made in the right direction. To come away with an 8-6 record is obviously a major improvement and many even believed this team had what it takes to make the championship. With such an immediate upgrade on the team, building on what they have should be a pretty easy task. It seems like Portland has their Defense dialed in with a solid squad and great coaching. At this time, there is no telling how many members from this season will return, but we can assume, due to the size of the draft class, that it will be quite a few. If their defensive squad can stay on track, they will be able to continue dominating. On the other side of the ball, minor improvements should lead the way. Really, less turnovers on offense is all that was needed. Cleaning this up with a bit better catching should propel the team to score many more points as well. I don’t think it will be a problem for the Pythons to continue to improve and we will be looking forward to watching them next year.

10) Armchair GM

The Strategy of improving the Portland Pythons shouldn’t be a too difficult one as they have vastly improved since the previous season. First things first, for the draft, they should keep focusing on building up the Offensive Line if possible. Last draft this was a key strategy for them and it seemed to have paid off fairly well. Next, I think adding a bit more help with key Offensive weapons should be a solid move. Getting pass catching weapons to help move the ball downfield would prove to be key in their immediate success. On the defensive side of the ball, it is hard to say what their team will look like next year. The NSFL S22 draft class is massive and this could lead to many great defensive players that they have returning to play in the DSFL. If that happens, their defense would be pretty unstoppable moving into Season 22. I would imagine that they will be able to return a solid chunk but continuing to add help both on the line and in the secondary is always a plus. This could also be something that would help them in the future. The other thing of focus could be addressing their special teams woes. Filling in a solid Kicker may be an issue worth addressing this offseason. Along with these draft strategies, you have to hope that the team works on discipline. Penalties killed their season and I would think the coaching staff will be forced to step up their game as well.

16) Scouting Report

This is a scouting report about the Portland Pythons Defensive End, Slinky Claxton. Claxton hails from Western Michigan and is built like a barn. Weighing in at 296 lbs and standing at 6’4”, he has proven he has the size that it takes to be a force in this league. For a bigger guy, he has really worked on his speed in his first season in the DSFL. That should greatly help him once he faces bigger competition. The biggest thing that comes with picking Claxton is his ability to make solid tackles on the line. Claxton down the stretch in his rookie season came into his own with 7 tackles for a loss. While in Portland, their Defensive Line was full of plenty of experience and Claxton still was able to make an impact with 43 regular season tackles. Aside from his great efforts on the field, he is a pretty likeable guy in the locker room. Claxton is one of the better team players out there and going into the draft I would expect teams who value their locker room chemistry to make a run for him. He is clearly a top 5 DE in this upcoming NSFL draft and wherever he ends up will be pretty happy they got him. Expect a decent rookie season with more improvements to his strength and endurance down the road. Claxton could end up being one of the leagues premier defensive ends in no time.

[Reno]

8) Revenge (217 Words)
What team do I want to get revenge on the most? Myrtle Beach. That’s the most obvious answer to any question ever asked. Why do I want revenge on them? Well, that’s also obvious. They knocked us out in the Championship Game, you’re going to want revenge on whoever did that. You’re never going to go “aw shucks we lost, good show.” They need to be taught a lesson. Kansas City will be back next year Myrtle Beach, keep aware. I also can’t stand that entire roster. For a team of players in the minors, they act like they’re the greatest gift on this Earth, they talk more trash than Portland which is honestly incredible. They also made the biggest mistake on the planet, coming after one of my teammates. You can insult me all you want, I can take it just fine, but if you come after my teammates, you better watch out. There’s a reason that I’m being investigated as being a potential serial killer, those who talk trash about my friends tend to go missing. Just like how Myrtle Beach’s chances at repeating as champions will go missing when Kansas City snuffs them out in the regular season and they’re scrambling to try and fix the damage that we caused to their fragile egos.

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17) Sponsorships


19) Locker Room (225 Words)
Kansas City has the best locker room in the DSFL bar none, and I’m glad that I’ve been able to spend two seasons there. I used the term during a podcast “the island of misfit toys” to describe the locker room as to why we bond together so well. It’s a team of characters who wouldn’t fit in as well in other places, and by combining us we achieve unity. Let’s run down the list; a tight end who’s a potential serial killer, a linebacker obsessed with his balls, a candy obsessed cornerback, and the list goes on. There’s never a dull moment either, whether it’s playing RISK and bullying Chika Fujiwara by invading all her territory or having a game film session that gets interrupted because someone went into the cereal cabinet and I had to tackle them, it’s a great time. We have zero problems with the squad and that makes me happy, and a team that is happy is a team that is playing well. We’re never at each other’s throats and we only want to have a good time together, which I think is a reason the team did so well last year. We played together as a team, not carried by one skill player, and I think that’s due to the locker room which I wouldn’t trade for the world.

[BadLck]

12) Some of you may not see it but my man @Buttersqauch101 is one of the greatest guys in the league and honestly I view him as one of my greatest league friends and also my first friend in the league. When I first started before I knew anything he was the guy who helped my out to learn what stats I should be putting into and how to get my name out there so I could get some recognition. To be honest at first I wasn’t all that fond of him and I even said that I no longer wanted to be a Coyote because of him but then I realized what the hell am I saying and he is probably one of the greatest guys I know. He just does so much for both me and the coyotes that I don’t understand how you guys can hate on him. He is extremely competitive in games and to be honest kick me and a few of my teammates ass in risk and currently just got a disgustingly good team in the madden franchise mode we playing so will likely kick my ass in that too. He makes me strive to get better so that way when I get to the big leagues I can show him up as a DT with better stats than him. Butters thanks so much for putting up with my shit and being a great friend. You a real one.

13) This interview is with @Voltaqe
You just finished your 1st season in the big leagues. How does it differ from the DSFL.

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Man it is a hell of a lot different. The guys are way faster, stronger, and stick to you like glue. Getting open and making plays was way harder but luckily I had a great QB who always put the ball right into my hands to make my life much easier. Don’t get me wrong Chika was great but Corvo was on another level.

Speaking of Chika. Are you excited to play with her again in the NSFL if she gets called up?

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Hell yeah I am extremely excited. Chika and I have been great friends and we still keep in touch. Watching how much she grew in the DSFL makes me excited to see what she’s gonna do at the next level. I think she can step up and be one of the next great Baltimore QBs

You guys came in first for the regular season but fell short in playoffs. What happend?

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Well every playoff team in the NSFL is great. Really they out played us in our own home and I’m sorry to our fans that had to see that.

Anything you want to say to those fans now?

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Look I know we disappointed in the playoffs and I am sorry for that but we are working our butts off to improve so continue to give us that great support you have been and next year we are going for it all

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13) Interview with @BadLck
How did you enjoy your first season in the league?

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It was quite a fun experience. Had some ups and downs but overall I had a great time and I look forward to continuing on in the league.

You were a high draft pick but didn’t quite perform as many of people thought you would. Any thought on this?

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Well in personal stats it may not look the greatest but overall our team did great. My team had a lot of sacks and I believe it is in part of me taking the double team which allowed the rest of my line to work 1 on 1.

Anything you want to say to the NSFL GMs who might draft you?

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Look if you pick me you’re picking the King. I will continue to be the top earner of the class and will never let go of my title as King. Don’t regret passing up the next great DT.

What teams interest you the most? The least?

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Honestly the team I’m most interested in right now is the Honolulu Hahalua. They are from Hawaii, have a great name and I have been having a great time talking with their GMs and the people in their locker room. They are by far top team on my list. As for teams that interest me the least. Umm I don’t really have any. They all have their benefits and overall all seem pretty interesting.

17) After making a splash in my first DSFL season and also with my podcast I was approached by Burger King to do an ad for them. To be honest I was never the biggest Burger King guy as their burgers just aren’t big enough and I much prefer to make my own. That’s when they told me that they are coming out with a new burger named after yours truly call the Phat King. It is like their Big King burger but just quadruple in size. So you’re gonna get more beef which means more protein and more phat. I was sold. Next they told me how they wanted to run the ad. The ad starts off with some eating a Big King burger and then not being satisfied so they eat 2 more still unable to satisfy their hunger. That’s when I, King Phat Boi come in and tackle the heck out of the guy and shove a Phat Burger into his face. Then I go on to say “The new Phat King burger is bigger, better and will sack any hunger that you may have.” Then another person comes up to the counter buying two burgers and I turn around and sack them too with the Phat King burger. Then I look into the camera and say “Any hunger.”

[RaiderNation]

12) Pay It Forward
Written: Write about someone in this league who you look up to or who you think of as a friend. Why do they deserve to be lauded?


13) Interview a Star
Written: Interview a player who is in either of the league’s playoffs this year. You must ask at least four questions, at least three of which must relate to the league. YOU MUST POST THE QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS FOR CREDIT.

@Sermokala
Q1) What was your experience like this past post season with the expansion draft looming?
A1) "It was a real electric atmosphere. everyone knew the team was going to go through a huge rebuild but everyone knew the team was solid going forward and had great leadership. we all wanted to go away with a win for the Havran era"

Q2) What do you feel you bring to the Sailfish with your experience in the NSFL?
A2) "I've been up the mountain. Been to the playoffs every year. I know what it takes to get us there and what a team that is at that next level needs to do in order to be there consistently. No ones under the impression that playoffs is a reasonable target for our first year. But we want to be unreasonable people.

Q3) Out of the 24 players selected in the expansion draft, who do you feel will have a bigger impact for his team?
A3) "I think I'm the best player in the draft. I don't know much about the Wr's but I hear Sarisota has the best ones. We've got a wicked D-line and I'm real happy to get the #mallerballers back together.

Q4) What's your favorite cereal?
A4) "Ceral is a type of grain. Like noodles. The milk is a broth made by cows. So ceral in the west is actually a ramen. My favorite Ramen is dramen at my local ramen deli called united noodle.


14) Get Interviewed by a Fan
Written: Answer questions for an interview from a fan. You must answer at least four questions and at least three must relate to the league in some way. Link to the interviewer’s PT to receive credit. NOTE: THEY MUST POST THE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR YOU TO GET CREDIT.

@RainDelay
Q1) What are you most excited about for your journey on an expansion team?
A1) The experience to meet my new teammates and coaching staff. The excitement in meeting the entire personnel in the organization that makes the team run. There's something about going through the building/rebuilding process and seeing the outcome 3-5 years down the line. The work put in day in and day out by every individual is no different than a team that's contending. We're all professionals. When you get a group of guys that become family and not just teammates, you can achieve greatness.

Q2) Sarasota is a new team, but which team would you consider their biggest rival and why?
A2) Kind of a corny answer but I'm leaning on none other than the other S22 expansion team, . Simply because they both have a strong reference to water, both have a great color scheme and feel these two teams can rival any previous expansion teams.

Q3) Which other expansion draft pickup are you happiest to team up with and why?
A3) I'm excited to be here with the entire group of guys drafted in expansion with me. They've all put in their fair of hard work in this league and have my utmost respect. Dexter! A great guy going up against in previous seasons making each other better in the process and now having more time to do the same together in practice. @TropicaliaCC let's get money! My boii Lazzo Fourty-Two and I are sim league regulars and seem to be guided to the same team at some point in time no matter the league/sport. Excited to share another lr with you @C9Van.

Q4) What is your favorite sport other than football and why do you like it?
A4) Basketball. Being a kid born in Jamaica and moving to LA at a young age I got to grow with the Great Kobe Bryant. Nuff said. #LegendsNeverDie

[Philliesphan96]

9. Dynasty
For my first ever National Football Sim League Point Task, I will talk about which team I believe will become the nest National Football Sim League dynasty. I assume that this task is to write only about the National Football Sim League and not the Developmental Football Sim League. I assume that the D in DSFL stands for Developmental at least. The next dynasty in the National Football Sim League will not be revealed for another season still. This is for one currently unknown but very good reason. That reason is that my player, tight end Tomage McGullager, has yet to be drafted to a Developmental Sim Football League team let alone a National Sim Football League team. Which ever team drafts Tomage McGullager will instantly be launched into Dynasty standards. But the question is which team will be so lucky? The team whose city represents the user's username, The Philadelphia Liberty? Or maybe the city that shares a location with the Pro Baseball Experience expansion team the user GMs, the New Orleans Second Line? Or maybe, just maybe, the next dynasty will come from a team whose GMs know this user from the Pro Baseball Experience like teammates @Huskies311 and @Raven or former teammates @flyeaglesfly29 and @shadyshoelace or even fellow PBE GMs @`Laser` , @JKortesi81 , @ckroyal92 , or @Frick_Nasty

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16. Scouting Report
Here is the scouting report for incoming rookie tight end Tomage McGullager.

Tomage McGullager is a later create for this draft and has been pretty quiet since creating. However, his user is Philliesphan96. Despite joining his first sim league in September of 2019, Philliesphan is far from a sim league rookie. He started in the Professional Baseball League and is now entering his 5th season. He was awarded an expansion franchise as Co-GM to @KC15 . Before earning a job as a General Manager, he found leadership roles in both the Get On My Hockey League as a Co-GM and the Grassroots Soccer League as a a team owner being assisted at one time by @`DGarrett32` . It is not just leadership roles that he has help though, he has held plenty of league jobs as well. He was a Rookie Mentor for a time in the Pro Baseball League as well as a current Banker. In the Grassroots Soccer League, he is now doing database entry which is taking the numbers provided by team updaters and plugging them into the sim file. Other leagues that have seen Philliesphan96 include the Super Casual Football Sim League and the Professional Uno League where he won a very tight battle today to cap off a sweep that included a win by @iamslm22

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6. Next Year
My team did not win the title this year. That is largely in part to the fact that Tomage McGullager unfortunately did not play for a team this past season. Next season that will no longer be a valid statement and Tomage McGullager will run rampant all over opposing defenses and keep scoring touchdowns until his team lifts the trophy at the end of the season! It will not be easy work, but Tomage McGullager is stubborn idiot who will keep working until the job is through. There is no end that Tomage McGullager will not go to to lift that trophy. In fact, it is an important fact to remember that you can not spell "win" without Tomage McGullager and if you can, you are not spelling it right. Tomage McGullager has trained and trained fro weeks and weeks and has pushed his limits until new limits were set. Then he pushed those limits because he knows limits are just a figment of his imagination. Limits are temporary. Glory is forever! There is a reason that Tomage McGullager's mother is named Gloria McGullager. Glory is literally in Tomage McGullager's jeans. While we are on family history, his nickname his father gave him was champ. This is a name he plans to live up to. We will win!

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10. Armchair GM
The best move my team will make this next season is signing Tomage McGullager. As you may have realized through my last 3 Ultimus week tasks, Tomage McGullager is the key to winning in the National Sim Football League and/or the Developmental Sim Football League. So far you have learned about his heritage and his user history, but now let us talk about actual plans for the Tomage McGullager's build. Tomage McGullager knows that speed is king and plans on maxing speed quickly. His main goal as a possession tight end is to be a dominating offensive weapon down the field. However, Tomage McGullager is a team player and knows that blocking is a large part of being a tight end. Tomage McGullager does not want blocking to be a weak point of his game. Tomage McGullager is, however, ok with blocking not being a strength of his game. Ultimately though, Tomage McGullager does not want to have any weak points, though you won't find him putting TPE into arm stats or kicking stats. So on second thought, Tomage McGullager is ok with having a weakness in his game, as long as it has nothing to do with the position that he is actually playing. That is an acceptable weakness to Tomage McGullager since it won't show.

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5) Hoisting the Trophy


15) Superstardom


17) Sponsorships


19) Team Culture
I love the Norfolk Locker Room. I love the S21 Draftees brought it to life in a way I never expected and could only dream of. They’re all a wonderful talkative bunch who love and support each other. Even through the losses and the pandemic they’ve done nothing but show support and encourage one another to succeed. I think Norfolk has become a place where anyone can help other with builds, and a free place to discuss their NSFL/DSFL careers. Multiple players have stepped up to become contributors as either Media Graders like Tesla or others have looked into how to sim or stream. Besides that the locker room is always full of energy and conversation about life for all of them. Even when I can’t keep up with the conversation I love just watching them all talk and the love and energy they put into one another.
I think it’s becoming what I want to see out of a DSFL Locker room. A place of support where the players can help each other get ready for their NSFL career, and not be focused on the victories. They love winning, don’t get me wrong, but losing in the playoffs didn’t kill the locker room, in fact I think once the games were out of the way people came out more to talk about the next steps in their careers and some even stepped forward to volunteer to join the War Room and help breed the next class of rookies. It’s become better than I ever could have hoped, and I love it.

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