Since we are, after all, the International Simulation Football League (huge emphasis on INTERNATIONAL), why not mix things up a little bit more and hose the Ultimus and Ultimini games in an internationally renowned sporting venue? Why not host the games in the Roman Colosseum? It's the tallest still-standing amphitheater in the world, jam packed with history, and I'm sure could open the door to all sorts of fan engagement opportunities, such as only allowing people to enter the event if they wear an appropriate rendition of a toga. Or, perhaps, fans could be taught some chants in latin. Perhaps in the middle of the games, we could throw some lions into the mix just for fun? And, best of all, the halftime show has all sorts of options. We could have some tragic plays, gladiator fights, showcase some amazing animals, or flood the whole thing and have a naval battle. I know there are some logistical concerns such as the size of the venue, whether such a crowd may further damage an important historical artifact, what the locker rooms are like, why we are even planning on having fans in the stands n the midst of a devastating pandemic…but don’t worry. Just think about how much fun you’d have sipping wine in a toga while watching plays in a dead language during halftime and realize this is a great idea. Please also ignore the fact that my expansion bid is proposed to be in Rome and we would love to play an Ultimus on the home field…
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