Yesterday's super bowl had me thinking about this year's Ultimus. Usually, championship games are played in warmer area like Florida, Los Angeles, and Miami. But I think it's finally time for a change. I do not think anyone would want to play in the snow or rain during super bowl/ultimus week though so I did keep that in mind when brainstorming a place. The location of this year's Ultimus should be at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Yup, underwater but not like in the water. There should be like a glass thing built that keeps the players and field dry kind of like Sandy's house from Spongebob. This will be like nothing ever seen before in the history of sports and television. Imagine getting to see Big Edd win his first Ultimus while seeing a great white shark eating a whale all at the same time. The media would get to have so many chances to take great pictures that will for sure be saved forever. The players will be the first ever to say "I won an Ultimus under the sea". As for the halftime show, I think there is only one viable answer: Spongebob spongebob and more spongebob. The NFL failed us once again by not displaying a Spongebob lead concert at Halftime, but fear not no more there will for sure be Spongebob at this championship game.
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