The Ultimus should be played in the most neutral place in the world. On another planet! That's right, the asteriod belt. First off please just ignore that that didn't make any sense because it is besides the point really. I'm thinking somewhere on the asteroid belt like that show The Expanse on Amazon. I think they will have to wear those crazy weird boots that act as gravity for a person. If a player commits 3 penalties or gets ejected from the game by a patented space ref will remotely deactivate those boots and the player will float off into the Epanse (little TM symbol). The field will be whatever asteroids are made out of, I have done no research so I'm guessing like rock or amethyst or something. How cool would an amethyst field look? The halftime show will be a band of grossly mutated people that have also had horrific surgeries to look like the cantina band from star wars. They will then play, you guessed it, Hold My Liquor by the late great Kanye West please remember this is 2042 and and let's be real here, I mean come on). The national anthem will be sung by 3 dogs barking it while wearing banana costumes, That's an original idea too.
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