With the new Mars rover touching down this week, let’s capitalize on this excitement and go big. Ultimus on Mars!
This has several benefits for everyone.
First, the land is free since nobody owns Mars. There’s not much there right now, so we can pick any spot we want. We don’t have to worry about traffic or parking.
Imagine the publicity. The ISFL is the first league in the world to host its championship game on another planet. Users will flock to the site by the millions. NASA becomes an official sponsor. The league starts raking in billions of dollars per year. HO buys an island in the Caribbean (for the losers who stay on Earth) and obtains control of Mars. All users as of this moment are equal partners in the company, and we all retire…on Mars. We will literally own the world.
As the first manned mission to Mars, we can do anything we want. Build anything we want. Money doesn’t matter because we’re in control.
We’re basically living gods. All because we decided to host the Ultimus on Mars. Amazing.
But wait. Won’t there be sickness? Travel costs? Who is building all of this stuff? Isn’t it too cold to play football outside on Mars?
Don’t worry; this is a sim. The rules of the real world don’t apply.
This has several benefits for everyone.
First, the land is free since nobody owns Mars. There’s not much there right now, so we can pick any spot we want. We don’t have to worry about traffic or parking.
Imagine the publicity. The ISFL is the first league in the world to host its championship game on another planet. Users will flock to the site by the millions. NASA becomes an official sponsor. The league starts raking in billions of dollars per year. HO buys an island in the Caribbean (for the losers who stay on Earth) and obtains control of Mars. All users as of this moment are equal partners in the company, and we all retire…on Mars. We will literally own the world.
As the first manned mission to Mars, we can do anything we want. Build anything we want. Money doesn’t matter because we’re in control.
We’re basically living gods. All because we decided to host the Ultimus on Mars. Amazing.
But wait. Won’t there be sickness? Travel costs? Who is building all of this stuff? Isn’t it too cold to play football outside on Mars?
Don’t worry; this is a sim. The rules of the real world don’t apply.
Code:
222 words