McFredbeard, as the name would suggest, has an impressive beard that he is quite proud of. He has also been a lifelong fan of shows such as Hell’s Kitchen, in which contestants show off their skills while learning trade tricks until only the best of the bunch remains and wins some reward. After his agent suggested that he thought some exposure outside of football might be good for McFredbeard’s career and said he’d put a producer with an interesting idea in touch, McFredbeard got to thinking. Beard styling has always been a hobby of McFredbeard’s. He enjoyed showing up to team meetings featuring some new styling of his long mane. Soon, McFredbeard entered the studio where a handful of professional beard stylists stood, each with plans to use a 2 hour time slot to shape McFredbeard’s beard into something truly special. The winner was promised to be featured during a special event at halftime of a Yeti home game and one the cover of some magazine McFredbeard had never heard of before but that the contestants seemed excited about. Under the lights and in front of the cameras, they got to work, each moving as quickly as and precisely as they could. The only rule was that they couldn’t trim anything off. McFredbeard was proud of the beard and he didn’t want to lose an inch. (226 words).
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