(S27) PT4 - Superstar

[PMoney]

Outside of the league and footballing activities, Patrik Money is an avid farmer. He is the main provider of potatoes in the Yellowknife area, an impressive feat given the weather in Yellowknife throughout much of the year is very hostile. Due to his farming prowess and his on-field play, a TV producer asked to follow him around for a season while he goes about his daily life for a new reality show called ‘Stone Cold Tillers’. Reality shows are all the rage now and the balance of managing a large farming business in the most bitter temperatures imaginable and staying in shape well enough to play for a professional sports team in a very physical position should appeal to a large audience. Different techniques are used to prevent the crops from immediately dying in the cold weather so it would also be educational.

To add to the drama of the show, characters from the sitcom Letterkenny are also going to be introduced to Yellowknife as personalities around the town. Whereas most people would think of Yellowknife as small, Wayne and friends consider Yellowknife the big city and will attempt to fight members of the Wraiths. As one of the biggest guys on the team, Money will be prime for a fight, but there would be a mutual appreciation for their farming craftsmanship.

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222 words

[noanic]

[Ephenssta]

McFredbeard, as the name would suggest, has an impressive beard that he is quite proud of. He has also been a lifelong fan of shows such as Hell’s Kitchen, in which contestants show off their skills while learning trade tricks until only the best of the bunch remains and wins some reward. After his agent suggested that he thought some exposure outside of football might be good for McFredbeard’s career and said he’d put a producer with an interesting idea in touch, McFredbeard got to thinking. Beard styling has always been a hobby of McFredbeard’s. He enjoyed showing up to team meetings featuring some new styling of his long mane. Soon, McFredbeard entered the studio where a handful of professional beard stylists stood, each with plans to use a 2 hour time slot to shape McFredbeard’s beard into something truly special. The winner was promised to be featured during a special event at halftime of a Yeti home game and one the cover of some magazine McFredbeard had never heard of before but that the contestants seemed excited about. Under the lights and in front of the cameras, they got to work, each moving as quickly as and precisely as they could. The only rule was that they couldn’t trim anything off. McFredbeard was proud of the beard and he didn’t want to lose an inch. (226 words).

[ZootTX]

One thing that Zee loves (other than football, eating, and cooking,) is traveling. When he was young, it was hard to get away from the farm to go anywhere but the feed store, school, or football practice. Now that Zee has plenty of money to spend and time off in the offseason, he spends a lot of it traveling. So, naturally, when the Travel channel told his agent they wanted to do a TV show featuring all the places Zee was going, he jumped at the chance. One of the first things Zee did when he signed his first contract was buy a small airplane and get his pilot’s license. He loves jumping in and flying to some random, out of the way place and meeting the people there and doing things he never thought of before. Only now he does it with a film crew in tow to document his experiences! Besides flying around America, Zee also loves international travel, and has gone far and wide in search of fun and relaxation. There’s nothing better than relaxing on a quiet beach with a cold drink. Getting paid for it is just icing on the cake. Apparently, folks love to follow along with Zee on his excursions, because his show is the top ranked one on the Travel channel, and they’ve already extended it another 4 seasons.

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[Seymour]

[KezKincaid]

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[Dagumpa]

Dex Kennedy had high hopes of being a superstar athlete with mainstream appeal. His ravishing looks and Hollywood-tier name should've qualified him to be in at least 3 summer blockbusters for his rookie season. Unfortunately, the Culver City native was relegated to the C-list pretty quickly. After garnering very little attention out of the DSFL and falling to the late-6th round in the ISFL Draft (69th overall but I guess that doesn't mean a thing), Kennedy was barely even a blip on the radars of the long-pocketed media elites who sought to turn him into a super-duper star. Plus he hasn't made the playoffs since S22 when the Grey Ducks' season was STOLEN by the Royals, so it's fair to say people didn't really care about him. Fortunately, a big offseason move to Austin that saw him sign with three other top free agents gave him a bit of clout for a bit of time. He got to do some local commercials, he had his own cereal, there were some rap verses about him (most of which calling him a ringchaser but still plenty of mentions). But with the Copperheads putting up a steaming record of 2-10 through their first 12, Dex Kennedy's ride on the gravy train has since ceased. Truthfully, I don't know when Dex's next big break will be. He kinda sucks. 

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225 Words

[Frick_Nasty]

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[Urq660]

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[Opera_Phantom]

Funny topic this one, considering that Jay Cue was followed during some time by an ESPNFSL crew, for their hit show, "Throughfare to Glory". Even before he got to play a single snap in the league, he got a big money contract to allow his everyday life to be broadcasted to the world. This raised his profile a lot, as it allowed scouts, General managers and owners to look at his personal life, his relationships and the way his life revolved around football.
The show had great reviews, mainly because Jay Cue is so damn handsome and charismatic, even dethroning the lead show at the time, "Keeping up with the Kardashians", that without the show, had to disappear and live out of welfare. You are very welcome America!
Unfortunately, with Cue's raising star status, he decided it would be more helpful for the league that the show came to an end, as he felt it was putting too much pressure on young players, always trying to replicate the way Jay handled himself. But, like a great show should always do, it ended on good terms, without forced episodes just to ride the advertisement money.
It is unclear how much money Cue got out of the show, but some unknown sources say that it went up to at least the high 9 figures.

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