Picture this, we’re watching the first round of the season 27 DSFL playoffs. It’s Tijuana v. Dallas. Tijuana has the steady lead, ready to rip another chance of playing at the Ultimini from the birddogs’ paws. We’re in the fourth quarter, less than minutes to go. Tijuana is up by 27-21, ready to take on the Kansas City Coyotes. Then, the miracle happens. Joliet Christ Jr. throws a hail mary to none other than his reliable badger companion and receiver, Chunt The Badger. The iconic badger looks to his left and dashes to the end zone, grasping the ball with his paws. The weight of the team is on his shoulders. Chunt runs like no one has ever seen before. It’s a touchdown. The Dallas birddogs win their first ever playoff game in franchise history. Thanks to the prowess and connection between QB and WR, Dallas makes history. This potential finale to a season only marks how great of a year Chunt The Badger had. Not only did he break the all time DSFL record for most catches and yards, but he made history. If this season has taught anyone in the league something, it’s to never underestimate the power of the badger.
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