03-10-2021, 11:15 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-18-2021, 02:45 PM by TropicaliaCC.)
16) Oh my god, this would be dummy lit. I’m not even that wealthy in ISFL standards, I’m actually very much middle class, but my bank balance at the time of writing this is $16,199,103 which means I would have $8,099,551.50 USD. I could really enjoy that amount of money. To me, that isn’t never work again money because I would want to live a pretty rich lifestyle, but it is a hell of a start. First, I’m taking half of that and putting it into super conservative investments, ie long-term retirement nest egg that will fetch about 5% annual return. Next, I’m buying a sweet house in the 500k-800k range and I’m giving myself another $250k allowance for toys I’m going to buy immediately ie boat, car, golf clubs, etc. After that I will be left with around $3 million dollars. I think I can live off of $2.5 million comfortably for at least the next 10 years, so I am taking the remaining $500k and investing it in riskier stuff like stonks and property. I will continue to work and try to build my career, but I will accelerate my path to starting my firm because I know I have a pretty good safety net to fall back on. So there you have it folks, The majority will be reinvested, but I am able to still live a much more luxurious life and accelerate my entrepreneurial dreams.
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20) Trouble in San Jose as the two headed monster of Jamar Lackson and Rando Cardrissian both suffer from horrific injuries during training camp prior to the start of Season 28. No, it did not happen on the field. They were actually playing a large game of guerilla warfare style paintball in the woods when they were both caught in an unsanctioned makeshift booby trap that one of the more serious players on the opposing team through together. Jamar stepped on the trigger that caused a net to swoop them up into the air suspended at a height of 20 feet. Unfortunately in the process, Rando tore his Achilles and Lackson tore his ACL. Luckily, Duke Cheeks was a pretty good running back when he was in high school. He had D-1 offers to play the position for several group of 5 teams. Cheeks will run with a powerful style because of all of the explosive strength he has built up to play linebacker. Think of a mini Derrik Henry. Don’t expect him to be much of a threat as a receiver, but as a traditional between the tackles guy he should be able to help the cats establish the run this season. Expect him to work on his stamina in order to be able to play both ways.
27) Ultimus XXIIIX is a matchup between the Sarasota Sailfish and the New Orleans Secondline. In keeping with tradition, I believe the halftime show should be some sort of competition between the two teams mascots. This year it proposes some difficulty and a good amount of creativity. Sailfish are billed fish that grow up to 11 feet in length and 220 pounds in weight. They swim up to 70 miles per hour and are generally a bad ass predatory fish. Secondline is based off of Jazz musician(s) who would be considered a human being, with the average being around 5’9 and 197 pounds. The problem lies in one mascot being submerged in water for 99.9% of its life and the other being on dry land. My go to is generally an all out brawl to an inch within each others life, but each would easily win in their own environment. The plan is for the field to be submerged in 4 feet of water in order to even the odds a bit. The jazz musician will be armed with a net and a spear while the fish will be armed with a freaking laser beam on its head. Then they will fight to the death. For what it is worth, I am taking the fish with the freaking laser beam.
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20) Trouble in San Jose as the two headed monster of Jamar Lackson and Rando Cardrissian both suffer from horrific injuries during training camp prior to the start of Season 28. No, it did not happen on the field. They were actually playing a large game of guerilla warfare style paintball in the woods when they were both caught in an unsanctioned makeshift booby trap that one of the more serious players on the opposing team through together. Jamar stepped on the trigger that caused a net to swoop them up into the air suspended at a height of 20 feet. Unfortunately in the process, Rando tore his Achilles and Lackson tore his ACL. Luckily, Duke Cheeks was a pretty good running back when he was in high school. He had D-1 offers to play the position for several group of 5 teams. Cheeks will run with a powerful style because of all of the explosive strength he has built up to play linebacker. Think of a mini Derrik Henry. Don’t expect him to be much of a threat as a receiver, but as a traditional between the tackles guy he should be able to help the cats establish the run this season. Expect him to work on his stamina in order to be able to play both ways.
27) Ultimus XXIIIX is a matchup between the Sarasota Sailfish and the New Orleans Secondline. In keeping with tradition, I believe the halftime show should be some sort of competition between the two teams mascots. This year it proposes some difficulty and a good amount of creativity. Sailfish are billed fish that grow up to 11 feet in length and 220 pounds in weight. They swim up to 70 miles per hour and are generally a bad ass predatory fish. Secondline is based off of Jazz musician(s) who would be considered a human being, with the average being around 5’9 and 197 pounds. The problem lies in one mascot being submerged in water for 99.9% of its life and the other being on dry land. My go to is generally an all out brawl to an inch within each others life, but each would easily win in their own environment. The plan is for the field to be submerged in 4 feet of water in order to even the odds a bit. The jazz musician will be armed with a net and a spear while the fish will be armed with a freaking laser beam on its head. Then they will fight to the death. For what it is worth, I am taking the fish with the freaking laser beam.