9. I'll would make the ultimate Offense! What team would that be? Well of course I will make the most heavy team! The most biggest team that I can make out of the current player. Everbody knows that the more heavier you are the better at football you are. So further ador lets introduce the most biggest team i can come up with the biggest offense im the current isfl.
QB - Nick Kaeparcolin - standing 6'5 and 240lbs not only he has an arm but he has the thickness. He can stand in the pocket strong cause he is dummy thick.
RB - Richard Gilbert - ah yes, An absolute unit sitting at 6'2 and 245lbs. How can anybody even tackle this thick lad?
RB #2 - Running Back - He should change his name to "Thick Running Back" Because just running back doesn't describe his unit frame at 6'3 and 235lbs
TE - Cleg Manclaw - This dude can be an Offensive Lineman, This mad unit is 6'5 and 280lbs. Catching ball and mauling Small frys.
WR - Mike Hunt - 6'4 and 230lbs, he can use his thickness in the endzone because who would qanna guard an absolute unit
WR #2 - jacoby clay - Surely he lacks in tpe but he makes up in it with total mass and 6'5 238lbs. Who needs TPE when you have the god given thickness of a sweet honey bun.
Slot WR - william Alexander -standing 6'4 250lbs. yes why the biggest wr in this roster is in the slot? Because slot is a code word for thickness.
T - Ananda Adyan- yes not only is he a unit im weight but he is built lime a sky scraper standing 6'8 and 340lbs, this is the reason why the salamanders value him so much
G - Clay Stallworth - he's not 6'8 like adyan but the thickness is definitely not lacking because he's at a sturdy 340lbs.
C - Thad Pennington - who cares that he only has 400 tpe? Because damn this boy be lookin thick, he is 6'6 a solid height also a nice 340lbs
G - Ne Mo - Sadly this is the less thick OL of the group but he makes up for it for his thick height at 6'7.
T - Adam Mellot - He's 6'7 a perfect height for a tackle but of course we are not talking about that. Oh nooo, he's a big boy at 340lbs. Yes sir, looking thick like mamas apple pie.
This Team has to be the most thick team i can come up with. Can any team even defeat this unit of a team? I dont think so.
12. "One isn't just born into the thickness, They have to train night after night to obtain that thickness" Gluteus Maximus
Glute was Born in Atlanta Georgia, Growing up Glute was always active in sports playing Basketball, Soccer and football. Glute wasn't that big of a kid growing up, I'm fact he was the smallest. One day Glute was playing running back in a flag football match and went up against a thick linebacker. Not only was the Linebacker was thicker then a snicker but damnthat boy could move quickly. After getting dominated by that running back Glute realized that being athletic wasnt enough to make it in sports. You had to be THICK and athletic and that very moment glute started his training to be an absolute Unit. He ate day after day ate till he can't eat anymore, But also Glute continued to play sports. By high school he was already a thick 220lbs and 5'6 But he could out run any Receiver or Running back on his team. Rumors said that he ran a 4.3 40 yard dash while being able to bench 350lbs for reps. Ah yes this began the story of dominace, Glute was a star in high school. He played on offense as a running back, Bull dozing anybody who was brave enough to get in his way. And on defense he played linebacker crushing anybody who he crossed paths with. But what he was best at was in special team, a Kicker to be exact. In his 4 year career he never missed a single kick and he holds the record for longest kick at 66 yards. Glute also played basketball as a point guard, Yes you heard that right. Glute made history as the heaviest point guard but he was quick enough to break any ankles. Glute also played on the soccer team well he made all attempt and leave injured goal keepers in his path. Glute decided to commit to Georgia tech as his best position kicker, He dominated the college scene where he took noticed in many DSFL teams but the sad truth, There was a problem DSFL teams was afraid of. DSFL teams was scared glute was too thick to play as a kicker and that made teams afraid. Glute fell to the 4th round well the minessota ducks wasn't afraid of glutes absolute Thickness and he continued to dominate, winning countless of awards after awards. This is the success story of the world's thickest kicker Gluteus Maximus.
QB - Nick Kaeparcolin - standing 6'5 and 240lbs not only he has an arm but he has the thickness. He can stand in the pocket strong cause he is dummy thick.
RB - Richard Gilbert - ah yes, An absolute unit sitting at 6'2 and 245lbs. How can anybody even tackle this thick lad?
RB #2 - Running Back - He should change his name to "Thick Running Back" Because just running back doesn't describe his unit frame at 6'3 and 235lbs
TE - Cleg Manclaw - This dude can be an Offensive Lineman, This mad unit is 6'5 and 280lbs. Catching ball and mauling Small frys.
WR - Mike Hunt - 6'4 and 230lbs, he can use his thickness in the endzone because who would qanna guard an absolute unit
WR #2 - jacoby clay - Surely he lacks in tpe but he makes up in it with total mass and 6'5 238lbs. Who needs TPE when you have the god given thickness of a sweet honey bun.
Slot WR - william Alexander -standing 6'4 250lbs. yes why the biggest wr in this roster is in the slot? Because slot is a code word for thickness.
T - Ananda Adyan- yes not only is he a unit im weight but he is built lime a sky scraper standing 6'8 and 340lbs, this is the reason why the salamanders value him so much
G - Clay Stallworth - he's not 6'8 like adyan but the thickness is definitely not lacking because he's at a sturdy 340lbs.
C - Thad Pennington - who cares that he only has 400 tpe? Because damn this boy be lookin thick, he is 6'6 a solid height also a nice 340lbs
G - Ne Mo - Sadly this is the less thick OL of the group but he makes up for it for his thick height at 6'7.
T - Adam Mellot - He's 6'7 a perfect height for a tackle but of course we are not talking about that. Oh nooo, he's a big boy at 340lbs. Yes sir, looking thick like mamas apple pie.
This Team has to be the most thick team i can come up with. Can any team even defeat this unit of a team? I dont think so.
12. "One isn't just born into the thickness, They have to train night after night to obtain that thickness" Gluteus Maximus
Glute was Born in Atlanta Georgia, Growing up Glute was always active in sports playing Basketball, Soccer and football. Glute wasn't that big of a kid growing up, I'm fact he was the smallest. One day Glute was playing running back in a flag football match and went up against a thick linebacker. Not only was the Linebacker was thicker then a snicker but damnthat boy could move quickly. After getting dominated by that running back Glute realized that being athletic wasnt enough to make it in sports. You had to be THICK and athletic and that very moment glute started his training to be an absolute Unit. He ate day after day ate till he can't eat anymore, But also Glute continued to play sports. By high school he was already a thick 220lbs and 5'6 But he could out run any Receiver or Running back on his team. Rumors said that he ran a 4.3 40 yard dash while being able to bench 350lbs for reps. Ah yes this began the story of dominace, Glute was a star in high school. He played on offense as a running back, Bull dozing anybody who was brave enough to get in his way. And on defense he played linebacker crushing anybody who he crossed paths with. But what he was best at was in special team, a Kicker to be exact. In his 4 year career he never missed a single kick and he holds the record for longest kick at 66 yards. Glute also played basketball as a point guard, Yes you heard that right. Glute made history as the heaviest point guard but he was quick enough to break any ankles. Glute also played on the soccer team well he made all attempt and leave injured goal keepers in his path. Glute decided to commit to Georgia tech as his best position kicker, He dominated the college scene where he took noticed in many DSFL teams but the sad truth, There was a problem DSFL teams was afraid of. DSFL teams was scared glute was too thick to play as a kicker and that made teams afraid. Glute fell to the 4th round well the minessota ducks wasn't afraid of glutes absolute Thickness and he continued to dominate, winning countless of awards after awards. This is the success story of the world's thickest kicker Gluteus Maximus.