04-05-2021, 01:40 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-11-2021, 09:39 PM by FootballIsCool.)
That sailfish is a pain in the Stump. Sammie the sailfish is notorious for for being a prankster along with his school of fish. Since I have joined the Sarasota Sailfish I have run the gauntlet of the international simulation football league pranks. Since walking in the front door, my very first interaction with Sammie was he handed me a mop and told me to mop the parking lot...next Sammie hit me with the classic “car-monica”. He taped a harmonica under the front of my car. Gradually I thought I heard a wheezing sound coming from my engine. I took my car to the mechanic to see what was going on and charged me $200 to tell me there was a harmonica under my front bumper...next there was a team meeting where there were caramel apples, turns out they were onions…once I took a bite into the onion, Sammie asked “how do you like them apples?”. I proceeded to shove Sammie. After our first road trip, I returned home only to find that every one of my family photos had each face cut out and replaced with a photo of Nicholas Cage. Needless to say, if Sammie goes missing, It was probably me.
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