It wasn't long ago that I heard the name Colorado Yeti and laughed. What even was a Yeti? They aren't even real. Why would any team model themselves around something mythological? With that in mind I went on a deep dive to discover exactly what was Yeti. I went so deep that I even joined the team in an attempt to discover what secrets that were held there. It took me a long time to admit this, but the Yeti are in fact real. Not just the team, but the mascot as well. He is a large, friendly oaf who was first discovered befriending a dog named Wolfie. Since then, he has fallen in love with the team and has done his best to be there for them. Upon discovering that no one believed in him, he's tried to become a more visible figure for the Yeti, but people insist they can't see him. He's released books, stories have circulated about him, and he even once tried to have a press conference, but no one knew he was there. He still does his best to get his face out there. After all, a mascot needs to be visible and energetic. Energetic he may be, but for some reason people still don't seem to ever notice him. It gets him down from time to time, but he really tries his best for the team. In Colorado, that is all that matters.
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