First of all, I would like to begin this essay by saying that our next holiday season should have holiday themed mascots for the prospect bowl. That would be kinda cute NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. Ahem… anyways..so about the San Jose mascot.. There are a number of reasons why the Sabercat is by far and away the best mascot in the league. The biggest and best reason that no human being can argue with is the fact that it is a cat. Cats are noble and regal creatures that have been worshipped throughout history, and if the internet is any indication, they still are. I own two cats and I’ve thought about renaming them to “Saber” and “Cat” out of the respect and adoration I have towards the San Jose Sabercats mascot! Another reason our mascot is amazing is the fact that we can derp it all out on everyone we beat. You cannot convince me that seeing derpcat go meow meow hasn’t angered you at least once in your career and I thrive on it. Last but not least, green is my favorite color, and gold isn’t too shabby as well. GREEN ON GREEN ON GOLD as they say. I’m not sure who says it but they do. None of these other mascots can style on us.. What the heck is a parade gonna do too a derpcat? Absolutely nothing. CATS STAY CATS!
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