So the Minnesota ducks have, surprise surprise, a duck as our mascot, the Grey duck is tied to Minnesota due to the fact that Minnesota is apparently descended from Swedish settlers and they say duck duck grey duck (in Swedish) instead of duck duck goose, and that's why the Minnesota grey ducks exist, so our duck is a Swedish Minnesotan. What sets our mascot apart from others apart from his nationality is that he is perhaps the most criminally involved mascot, being convicted of a lot of major crimes, including attempted murder of a Bird dog, multiple attempts of theft of grapes and multiple cases of assault with a dangerous weapon (his beak), he had connections to the Minnesotan mafia and had to flee the US for a time due to his multiple crimes, it is rumored that while in exile from the states he joined with the yakuza and was known as the most deadly duck in japan and east Asia, the grey ducks thought that this mentality was needed for our DSFL team so we snuck him back in by boat to be the Grey Ducks mascot, we have been able to keep him secret so far and his threats have helped push the players to new heights and to constantly improve, or else.
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