Task 17 - 216 words
Chicago is making a new stadium eh? The old stadium isn’t bad at all but I guess you can always upgrade. First thing first that I would want to see would be the addition of my cereal vault in to the stadium full time. The vault started in Kansas City and has remained there since then, but most of the cereal has been moved to my house full time and it takes up space. Flying the vault in from Kansas City to Chicago will enable me to free up some space in my house for “exercise equipment” that I will use for “personal training.” Another thing I want to see the Butchers add in our new stadium is something that doesn’t usually exist in most stadiums. I’m talking about adding a graveyard to the stadium, probably somewhere in the gardens in section 105. Think about it, every stadium has the super manufactured fan patio, they have the team hall of fame and they have gift shops every second store. But they don’t have a graveyard. Just imagine the pure intimidation that would come with it. The opposing team walks into the stadium for gameday and the first thing they see is the new graveyard with Tree standing right next to it. That’s going to be lit.
Task 20
Task 22 - 221 words
Will we be seeing more consistent playoff competitors in future seasons? Absolutely not. To put it kindly, this sim is garbage. The logic behind it is significantly more baffling than the logic of previous sims, and that was already baffling as all hell. Up by a field goal on 4th and 1 on your own 20 yard line? What’s punting? You’re running on 4th and 1 for a turnover on downs and then losing because they kicked a chip shot field goal from your end. Kicking a field goal from midfield? Sure why not what could go wrong. Kicking a field goal from their 25 yard line? Nah we want to punt here instead. The fact that this game pre-decides things with a coin flip and then just does asinine things to meet that coin flip decision is ludicrous. It takes the wind out of your sails watching your team do well for 99% of the game but then losing because the sim rolled you losing so you make a stupid play to lose the game for your team. To answer the question, no we wont be seeing more consistent playoff competitors, because the sim is so wacked out on complete random chance teams will have to get more lucky than not to keep pace at the top of their divisions.
Task 29
PBE Affiliate PT for CW
Chicago is making a new stadium eh? The old stadium isn’t bad at all but I guess you can always upgrade. First thing first that I would want to see would be the addition of my cereal vault in to the stadium full time. The vault started in Kansas City and has remained there since then, but most of the cereal has been moved to my house full time and it takes up space. Flying the vault in from Kansas City to Chicago will enable me to free up some space in my house for “exercise equipment” that I will use for “personal training.” Another thing I want to see the Butchers add in our new stadium is something that doesn’t usually exist in most stadiums. I’m talking about adding a graveyard to the stadium, probably somewhere in the gardens in section 105. Think about it, every stadium has the super manufactured fan patio, they have the team hall of fame and they have gift shops every second store. But they don’t have a graveyard. Just imagine the pure intimidation that would come with it. The opposing team walks into the stadium for gameday and the first thing they see is the new graveyard with Tree standing right next to it. That’s going to be lit.
Task 20
Task 22 - 221 words
Will we be seeing more consistent playoff competitors in future seasons? Absolutely not. To put it kindly, this sim is garbage. The logic behind it is significantly more baffling than the logic of previous sims, and that was already baffling as all hell. Up by a field goal on 4th and 1 on your own 20 yard line? What’s punting? You’re running on 4th and 1 for a turnover on downs and then losing because they kicked a chip shot field goal from your end. Kicking a field goal from midfield? Sure why not what could go wrong. Kicking a field goal from their 25 yard line? Nah we want to punt here instead. The fact that this game pre-decides things with a coin flip and then just does asinine things to meet that coin flip decision is ludicrous. It takes the wind out of your sails watching your team do well for 99% of the game but then losing because the sim rolled you losing so you make a stupid play to lose the game for your team. To answer the question, no we wont be seeing more consistent playoff competitors, because the sim is so wacked out on complete random chance teams will have to get more lucky than not to keep pace at the top of their divisions.
Task 29
PBE Affiliate PT for CW
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