Task 4
There have been teams that have been "simed" and then there has been the chicago butchers this last season. It would be one thing if the team was just bad beacuse of some bizzare combination of team make up factors or that the team was just bad some games and didn't play well on the season. But the Chicago butchers were really good some games. Lets list a couple of the teams that the Chicago butchers beat or were really near beating, Sarisota Marlins (you know that their logo isn't a sailfish and frost has been lieing to everyone up in here about that) The Berlin Fire salamanders (Props to dewalt for geting out of the bad sim luck to be a great team that loses randomly in the playoffs, I know that hurt from last season) The Yellowknife wraiths. Did I list any sorry bottom barrel teams? No I listed the playoff teams for the conference. Lets list the teams that chicago lost to for some ungodly reason that defys logic and god. The Liberty, The yet the cats and has anyone mentioned the worst team that the league has seen for almost the entire leagues history in the baltimore hawks? The hawks blew up their foundations foundations in order to attempt to get 5 first rounders from what I've heard even today. And yet the sim doesn't even give them a wacko fluke luck win they make them a dominate team against a teams with a bigger difference between it and the other team as it from a dsfl team. they didn't just win a close game against this massive TPE disparity they won decisively 24-10. That shouldn't be happening in a normal season but that was just the murder hornets on the 2020 style season that the Chicago butchers had. We had a kickoff return touchdown to flip the game not once but twice. You can't even claim that the whole thing was rigged by a sim team that hated chicago for some reason because the things that were happening were that insane. There is no way you do so many sims that you pull out the two last-second punt return game winners and still somehow expect people to not call you on it. You don't keep going on that and have some of the most insanely terrible playcalling you can imagine We had criminally negligent playcalling that people can take an hour ranting on without even addressing HB dive on 4th down while you are in the other teams field goal range that they are somehow able to get off with no timeouts and 2 seconds in order to win the game. thats physically not possible and shouldn't be mentally possible to happen. Even just going to a victory formation will win you the game with 2 seconds left by having the QB just hold onto the ball for two seconds turning around in a crouch keeping the ball under his body. How the game has the possiblility of this sequence of events while still pumping this out as not a freak accident goes way beyond just normal wild sim juju. Can we talk about for a few minutes about that one time the playcalling was trying its best to give the other team a chance to win? How do you call a timeout on yourself when you are in field goal range to win? How do you then spike the ball when you are in field goal range to win? How do you do al these things will full knowledge I assume of the ability to count to 0 and with the understanding that the game only ends when there is no time left to play in the game. Yet none of these senses of logic were on display as the team proceeded to kick said field goal with almost a minute or something remaining in the game allowing the other team to drive down the field and hit a 62 yard field goal to win. These sequenes of events don't make any sense and shouldn't be combined into a sentence and yet it breaths and exists in our world. It really sucks when these things constantly happen and the whole season is just a giant mess of negative emotions and the sim giveing you that taste of hope that Minnesota sports teams fans know very well. When the GM's of the team is activly telling its team to go away from the league and focus on other things beacuse staying and putting any value in the leagues events will damage the mental health of the team you know things are bad. Now a bunch of players who were on the team went on free agency and went to other teams. Wouldn't you if the sim was very cleary saying that it specificaly hated you and wanted you to have a bad time for no possible reason beacuse its a video game? That was the Chicago butchers season last season.
There have been teams that have been "simed" and then there has been the chicago butchers this last season. It would be one thing if the team was just bad beacuse of some bizzare combination of team make up factors or that the team was just bad some games and didn't play well on the season. But the Chicago butchers were really good some games. Lets list a couple of the teams that the Chicago butchers beat or were really near beating, Sarisota Marlins (you know that their logo isn't a sailfish and frost has been lieing to everyone up in here about that) The Berlin Fire salamanders (Props to dewalt for geting out of the bad sim luck to be a great team that loses randomly in the playoffs, I know that hurt from last season) The Yellowknife wraiths. Did I list any sorry bottom barrel teams? No I listed the playoff teams for the conference. Lets list the teams that chicago lost to for some ungodly reason that defys logic and god. The Liberty, The yet the cats and has anyone mentioned the worst team that the league has seen for almost the entire leagues history in the baltimore hawks? The hawks blew up their foundations foundations in order to attempt to get 5 first rounders from what I've heard even today. And yet the sim doesn't even give them a wacko fluke luck win they make them a dominate team against a teams with a bigger difference between it and the other team as it from a dsfl team. they didn't just win a close game against this massive TPE disparity they won decisively 24-10. That shouldn't be happening in a normal season but that was just the murder hornets on the 2020 style season that the Chicago butchers had. We had a kickoff return touchdown to flip the game not once but twice. You can't even claim that the whole thing was rigged by a sim team that hated chicago for some reason because the things that were happening were that insane. There is no way you do so many sims that you pull out the two last-second punt return game winners and still somehow expect people to not call you on it. You don't keep going on that and have some of the most insanely terrible playcalling you can imagine We had criminally negligent playcalling that people can take an hour ranting on without even addressing HB dive on 4th down while you are in the other teams field goal range that they are somehow able to get off with no timeouts and 2 seconds in order to win the game. thats physically not possible and shouldn't be mentally possible to happen. Even just going to a victory formation will win you the game with 2 seconds left by having the QB just hold onto the ball for two seconds turning around in a crouch keeping the ball under his body. How the game has the possiblility of this sequence of events while still pumping this out as not a freak accident goes way beyond just normal wild sim juju. Can we talk about for a few minutes about that one time the playcalling was trying its best to give the other team a chance to win? How do you call a timeout on yourself when you are in field goal range to win? How do you then spike the ball when you are in field goal range to win? How do you do al these things will full knowledge I assume of the ability to count to 0 and with the understanding that the game only ends when there is no time left to play in the game. Yet none of these senses of logic were on display as the team proceeded to kick said field goal with almost a minute or something remaining in the game allowing the other team to drive down the field and hit a 62 yard field goal to win. These sequenes of events don't make any sense and shouldn't be combined into a sentence and yet it breaths and exists in our world. It really sucks when these things constantly happen and the whole season is just a giant mess of negative emotions and the sim giveing you that taste of hope that Minnesota sports teams fans know very well. When the GM's of the team is activly telling its team to go away from the league and focus on other things beacuse staying and putting any value in the leagues events will damage the mental health of the team you know things are bad. Now a bunch of players who were on the team went on free agency and went to other teams. Wouldn't you if the sim was very cleary saying that it specificaly hated you and wanted you to have a bad time for no possible reason beacuse its a video game? That was the Chicago butchers season last season.