this is the funniest shit i've seen happen in this league! I need more of that zamir storyline
(06-29-2021, 01:04 AM)DeadlyPlayer Wrote:(06-29-2021, 12:46 AM)Air Crou Wrote:do you hear yourself speak....................................(06-28-2021, 10:19 PM)iamslm22 Wrote:(06-28-2021, 08:20 PM)Oles Wrote: Man HO is not looking great these past couple weeks or so, first the predictions scandal in which they could have made sure it didn't happen (and the punishment that ensued which was also bad), to now a multi outright claiming that they could just go and check his IP and see that he was Zamir all along. yes and in multiple languages as well but to translate for you ahem..here we go...this is a dramatization based on a true story....no animals were harmed in the makings of this film Oles: Ho has sucked lately. Remember when they let a guy they banned sneak back in and join HO right after a DSFL HO member stole TPE and money from the league? SLM: Back in my day we used to have a fixer for this sort of thing. Somebody we could call who'd take care of it. But....management decided not to have that anymore. Crou: Listen bub. We don't really get along. So you know when I say I respect your opinion I'm not blowing smoke up your ass. SO if you say there was a person and it was you...then just say that. Don't hint at it. Tell us the whole thing. You: I has a confused. Me (to HO): You know this would be a good time to lean into the humor and just kind of embrace the silliness of it all. HO: No, the entire user base act like stupid dickheads whenever we try to use humor. Real HO: That's not at all how I said that. Ramiz: Hello, I am brand new player. I would like to be in HO. Cross Boys: We can vouch for this guy. Yeti: We have signed a new free agent!!! TomHanks: Okay but the balls thing was actually pretty funny. Beaver: I'm here for the memes. Jeff: Does anyone want edited screenshots? Me (to Tom): Yea there's like a whole person who took it so seriously that they're not even talking to me anymore. Oles: I'm pretty sure this is EFL's fault. Buccaneers: We're relocating to Huntington Beach at the end of the season. Tesla: I was just trying to create a fun event. Kolbe: And another thing about the NAACP...... 37th: I can't believe I literally paid the bulls for this league for two years. Van: Zamir never drafted me either so fuck that guy. Anonymous member of HO: I can't believe I once thought that every person should only be allowed to have one job. This league would die in like a week. Jiggly: I have a new album out. Evok: NO. Glims: He could've like single-handedly ended world hunger in the minutes per day it took you to pull this off. Oles: So my knees are tired because of the EFL right? Is that what he meant? Fucking EFL. Infinite: Go microwave some lettuce. Random People: And fuck the Birddogs! TLK: The Hammerheads can still win this. I genuinely forget Who this person was: Remember how I got screwed out of that recruitment TPE? Er: Creates 3 OL players.
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I'm not even mad about this. I was sure this account was a multi but I didn't think you were you. You made the Noble mistake of dropping a big article not long after signing up in which you understood the quirks/meta of the league in a way new users never do. It was kind of an open secret in both the war rooms I was in that you were a multi (hence why I didn't scout or share a LR with you as excelsior), but after your drafts I kinda lost interest in working out who you are. I remember you seeming familiar with me despite me not remembering us having spoken? Which makes more sense now, and it's nice to finally know what happened with that draft.
This perfectly encapsulates what I always found frustrating about you: you're perfectly capable of being a first round selection-level user and winning user awards, but found it more fun to antagonise people. I always found myself defending you because I saw how much you helped the other rookies in that S22 DB chat. When you were in the draft and a free agent, I told scouts (as a prospect) and the war room (as a player/GM) that you were actually a nice guy, but that signing or drafting you was a bad idea regardless. I'm kinda curious about what your motivation for all of this was because I don't understand it (see the part about me finding you frustrating above), so DM me sometime if you want. [OPTION]S24 (PHI): 16 GP, 73 tackles, 1 TFL, 2 FF, 3 sacks, 5 INTs, 10 PDs, 2 TDs
[OPTION]S25 (PHI): 16 GP, 67 tackles, 4 INTs, 13 PDs, 1 TD [OPTION]S26 (OCO): 16 GP, 68 tackles, 1 TFL, 1 sack, 2 INTs, 10 PDs [OPTION]S27 (OCO): 16 GP, 116 tackles, 4 INTs, 23 PDs, 1 TD [OPTION]S28 (OCO): 16 GP, 84 tackles, 1 FF, 1 FR, 3 INTs, 20 PDs, 1 TD [OPTION]S29 (OCO): 16 GP, 99 tackles, 3 FF, 1 FR, 5 INTs, 23 PDs, 1 TD [OPTION]============================================================= [OPTION]ISFL Playoff Stats: [OPTION]S23 (PHI): 1 GP, 2 tackles [OPTION]S26 (OCO): 1 GP, 5 tackles, 2 PDs [OPTION]============================================================= [OPTION]Trophies and Achievements: [OPTION]Drafted 35th Overall by Myrtle Beach in the S21 DSFL Draft [OPTION]S21 Ultimini Champion [OPTION]S21 DSFL Pro Bowl Selection [OPTION]S21 DSFL Defensive Back of the Year Nominee [OPTION]Drafted 4th Overall by Philadelphia in the S22 ISFL Draft [OPTION]S23 ISFL Pro Bowl Selection [OPTION]S23 ISFL Cornerback of the Year Nominee [OPTION]S23 ISFL Defensive Performance of the Year Nominee [OPTION]S24 ISFL Pro Bowl Selection [OPTION]S24 ISFL Cornerback of the Year Nominee [OPTION]S26 ISFL Pro Bowl Selection
[OPTION]S26 ISFL Returner of the Year Nominee [OPTION]S29 ISFL Pro Bowl Selection [OPTION]S29 ISFL Cornerback of the Year Nominee [OPTION]============================================================= Player | Update | Wiki | Twitter (06-29-2021, 05:33 AM)AdamS Wrote:(06-29-2021, 01:04 AM)DeadlyPlayer Wrote:(06-29-2021, 12:46 AM)Air Crou Wrote:do you hear yourself speak....................................(06-28-2021, 10:19 PM)iamslm22 Wrote:(06-28-2021, 08:20 PM)Oles Wrote: Man HO is not looking great these past couple weeks or so, first the predictions scandal in which they could have made sure it didn't happen (and the punishment that ensued which was also bad), to now a multi outright claiming that they could just go and check his IP and see that he was Zamir all along. Ok this was funny. And it is not a matter of whether slm and I get along. It is him HINTING that there was someone was in charge of tracking multies down, and that someone was him. But that is the problem. He is HINTING. And, considering that the only interactions between me and him have been positive, except for werewolf, I have so much respect for him to not let him know how I feel. And let's not forget he is one of the longest tenured members of the league.
This never would have happened if I were still HO smh
(06-29-2021, 05:33 AM)AdamS Wrote:(06-29-2021, 01:04 AM)DeadlyPlayer Wrote:(06-29-2021, 12:46 AM)Air Crou Wrote:do you hear yourself speak....................................(06-28-2021, 10:19 PM)iamslm22 Wrote:(06-28-2021, 08:20 PM)Oles Wrote: Man HO is not looking great these past couple weeks or so, first the predictions scandal in which they could have made sure it didn't happen (and the punishment that ensued which was also bad), to now a multi outright claiming that they could just go and check his IP and see that he was Zamir all along. Fuck, that is creepily accurate :think: (06-29-2021, 10:38 AM)Southie Wrote:(06-29-2021, 03:03 AM)SwankyPants31 Wrote: Who could have imagined that the guy making jokes about sexual assault on Twitter was a multi of the guy who made sexual assault jokes in a locker room?? This you? https://probaseballexperience.jcink.net/...t&p=242596 (06-29-2021, 11:17 AM)slothfacekilla Wrote:911 I just witnessed a murder(06-29-2021, 10:38 AM)Southie Wrote:(06-29-2021, 03:03 AM)SwankyPants31 Wrote: Who could have imagined that the guy making jokes about sexual assault on Twitter was a multi of the guy who made sexual assault jokes in a locker room?? |
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