Hello all, I wanted to take some time today to give a special shout-out to the person who not only introduced me into this awesome league, but has also taken the time to show me all the different aspects of the league, and has had the patience to ensure I know what it takes to become a great player in this league. This generous and well-endowed person is none other than @shrub02! Shrub, if you’re reading this, you are my guiding light, my reason for waking up every morning. You make me feel special, and I only hope that, through vigorous hard work and discipline, I can one day be as good of a player, and more importantly, as good of a person as you are. I fantasize about you all day in hopes that you visit me in my dreams while I sleep. So watch out you guys, because I haven’t been this motivated and fired up since my ex-wife Lenore left me. I feel like I’m back in high school fighting alongside my best friends for the state championship. Every tackle I make, every second I am on the field, I shall be dedicating to my main man, shrub02! If you think people were afraid of the Billdozer back in high school, I’m going to redefine the definition of fear. After this next season, they will revise the dictionary to put a picture of me next to the word terrorist. So mark my words anyone who is reading this post, there’s a new cowboy in town and he’s here to take shit over. The Billdozer has made his long-awaited return, and he’s here to stay. I’m too old to reenlist in the military so you are all stuck with me for the long haul. Or my name isn’t William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive.
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”