Bill daily routine is pretty predictable. Being a part of the military for half of his life, Bill has gotten used to abiding by a strict schedule and ensures that he does everything he can to adhere to this schedule. Bill wakes up at 4:20am every morning to begin his day with a wake and bake session. Upon finishing the morning sesh, Bill begins his morning workout. He usually likes working out in his garage, naked, so I think that isn’t something the media is going to want to see. After the workout, Bill heads to the Army base until 1600 hours, at which point he head back to the alley and meets up with his neighbors. If it’s Bill’s turn to grab the beer, he will make a quick beer run on foot since he usually starts drinking the beer as soon as he buys it and cannot drink and drive. Once he heads back, Bill and his friends hang out in the alley until nighttime, at which point Bill will return to his house alone and think about his ex-wife, his sweet sweet Lenore. The media is welcome the record any part of Bill’s day, including the workout. However, I’m just assuming that isn’t something that the media is going to want to film. Anywho, that’s a day in the life of William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive.
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”