15. Ultimus MVP? Davriel Lavinge. Now, there were a ton of other playmakers in this game. You can argue all you want, but he simply saved the game. On the long pass, which would have cost us the game, Lavinge made the game-saving tackle. This also ran the clock fully out, giving the Honolulu a glorious win. When we headed to Disneyland, in our luxurious private jet. We get a jet because we are the coolest team out there, all the other lame teams dont get shit. Anyways, when we arrived, we only had only one ride in mind. Space. Mountain. Space mountain was the ambition ever since we won the first playoff game. I had barely rode any other rides besides space mountain. In fact, I rode it about 247 times, if my calculations are correct. While the food at Disneyland was horribly overpriced, we couldn't complain since we wasn't paying. What was amazing to me is when EKW somehow ate 13 whole pizzas in one setting. In an even more incredible feat, he only took 10 minutes on the toilet when it hit him. However, I cannot say if the toilet survived. When we had to leave, it was a bit of a sad sight, especially since we forgot Ray-Ray on the first time around. Wasn't my fault.
17. First off for a new stadium, I'd like to see the concession stand improved. I've had their food a few times out of pure hunger, and it wasn't the greatest. Like, it's really hard to mess up nachos, and they were still MID. I suggest we incorporate new ingredients, and a whole new menu. Of course we should keep the classics like Popcorn, hotdogs, nachos, and other things. I honestly recommend that we incorporate some Hawaiian cuisine into the menu. We should honestly even send out a survey to find out what the fans would like to see at the stadium. Maybe add the top 3 choices, or even more. I also think we should re-do the seating. Some of the seats have horrible angles, but they are cheap. However, I believe every Honolulu fan should have good seats if they spend good money to see their Ultimus winning team play. We should add in sideline seating. Sideline seating would be a super luxury, with liabilities included of course. This would provide an in-depth experience for some of our best and most loyal fans. For my final tweak, PLEASE MAKE MORE PARKING. I see so many people having to bus/train to the games. There simply ain't enough for how many die hard fans we have.
22. This will be an extremely long half-time show. First off, we getting an exclusive drop of the Deluxe version of DONDA. Kanye gon be there for the entire thing too. He will preform the entire thing. This would already make it the GOAT of half-time performances. However, we gonna make it better. After Kanye delivers the best performance of his life and ultimately wins a grammy for Album of the year, we will move on to our second performance. None other than Ski Mask just doing whatever he wants. He could literally beat up people as performance and we gonna allow it. If you get beat it, its simply cause you deserve it. Anyway, after that, we getting Gordon Ramsey to personally make everyone in the stadium to make everyone a personal burger. This would probably take forever, but who cares. After that, we gonna ask for volunteers to create a Honolulu fight club. If you end up as the ultimate winner, you win season tickets for 5 years. For th final event, we reveal everything was simulation and that you experiences all of that in 15 minutes. This is to promote to the new VR technology that was provided to us by our new sponsors.
20. Scouting Report - WR: Escanor Sama, Dallas Birddogs
Player Archetype: Possession Receiver
Player Height: 6'5
Player Weight: 230
College: LSU
Player Statistics: 88 REC, 1420 YDS, 11 TD, 14 PAN, 8 DRP, 6.3 CTCH/G, 101.4 YDS/G, 16.1 AVG
Player Upsides:
Hands: Sama has shown elite catching and hands for being a rookie, he only had 8 drops across the season while being targeted at least 80+ times. This has shown he is a strong rookie receiver, and I would grade his hands to be in the 75-80 area.
Strength: Strength may not be what you look for as a top trait in a receiver, but this one has plenty. The strength is pretty average when you compare to other positions, but as a rookie Wideout, the strength he has could be considered elite by some. I estimate it is rated around the 65-70 area.
Player Averages:
Speed: While Sama has great hands, he only has average speed for a rookie wideout. This is simply because of his build, and I think he will develop it to being great for his size eventually. Estimate is around 75-83.
Player Downsides:
Agility: Agility is easily Samas worst trait, and it shows when you see him run routes. He still creates seperation through his size and strength, which is great, but with more agility he could even be routing up the physical corners. I estimate this to be around 67-73.
Endurance: Sama has weak endurance, but that is because of his huge physical type play style. While it may only be around 45-50, I have yet to see this impact his greatness on the field, and this shouldn't be a big concern if you look to draft him.
Talent Analysis: Top 5 Talent, 1st round.
Conclusion: Even though Sama may not be taken in top 5 the first round, make no mistake, he easily has the talent to do so. He will blossom into an excellent physical reciever in the big league, and we can expect great things from him.
17. First off for a new stadium, I'd like to see the concession stand improved. I've had their food a few times out of pure hunger, and it wasn't the greatest. Like, it's really hard to mess up nachos, and they were still MID. I suggest we incorporate new ingredients, and a whole new menu. Of course we should keep the classics like Popcorn, hotdogs, nachos, and other things. I honestly recommend that we incorporate some Hawaiian cuisine into the menu. We should honestly even send out a survey to find out what the fans would like to see at the stadium. Maybe add the top 3 choices, or even more. I also think we should re-do the seating. Some of the seats have horrible angles, but they are cheap. However, I believe every Honolulu fan should have good seats if they spend good money to see their Ultimus winning team play. We should add in sideline seating. Sideline seating would be a super luxury, with liabilities included of course. This would provide an in-depth experience for some of our best and most loyal fans. For my final tweak, PLEASE MAKE MORE PARKING. I see so many people having to bus/train to the games. There simply ain't enough for how many die hard fans we have.
22. This will be an extremely long half-time show. First off, we getting an exclusive drop of the Deluxe version of DONDA. Kanye gon be there for the entire thing too. He will preform the entire thing. This would already make it the GOAT of half-time performances. However, we gonna make it better. After Kanye delivers the best performance of his life and ultimately wins a grammy for Album of the year, we will move on to our second performance. None other than Ski Mask just doing whatever he wants. He could literally beat up people as performance and we gonna allow it. If you get beat it, its simply cause you deserve it. Anyway, after that, we getting Gordon Ramsey to personally make everyone in the stadium to make everyone a personal burger. This would probably take forever, but who cares. After that, we gonna ask for volunteers to create a Honolulu fight club. If you end up as the ultimate winner, you win season tickets for 5 years. For th final event, we reveal everything was simulation and that you experiences all of that in 15 minutes. This is to promote to the new VR technology that was provided to us by our new sponsors.
20. Scouting Report - WR: Escanor Sama, Dallas Birddogs
Player Archetype: Possession Receiver
Player Height: 6'5
Player Weight: 230
College: LSU
Player Statistics: 88 REC, 1420 YDS, 11 TD, 14 PAN, 8 DRP, 6.3 CTCH/G, 101.4 YDS/G, 16.1 AVG
Player Upsides:
Hands: Sama has shown elite catching and hands for being a rookie, he only had 8 drops across the season while being targeted at least 80+ times. This has shown he is a strong rookie receiver, and I would grade his hands to be in the 75-80 area.
Strength: Strength may not be what you look for as a top trait in a receiver, but this one has plenty. The strength is pretty average when you compare to other positions, but as a rookie Wideout, the strength he has could be considered elite by some. I estimate it is rated around the 65-70 area.
Player Averages:
Speed: While Sama has great hands, he only has average speed for a rookie wideout. This is simply because of his build, and I think he will develop it to being great for his size eventually. Estimate is around 75-83.
Player Downsides:
Agility: Agility is easily Samas worst trait, and it shows when you see him run routes. He still creates seperation through his size and strength, which is great, but with more agility he could even be routing up the physical corners. I estimate this to be around 67-73.
Endurance: Sama has weak endurance, but that is because of his huge physical type play style. While it may only be around 45-50, I have yet to see this impact his greatness on the field, and this shouldn't be a big concern if you look to draft him.
Talent Analysis: Top 5 Talent, 1st round.
Conclusion: Even though Sama may not be taken in top 5 the first round, make no mistake, he easily has the talent to do so. He will blossom into an excellent physical reciever in the big league, and we can expect great things from him.