Hello and today I will be having a good conversation with a young athlete who is currently dealing with some issues off the field as some would say. Over my time in the International Simulation Football League I have amassed many years of experience as a professional football player and I know what athletes should and shouldn't do off the field. So when I begin my conversation with this young man as Jackson Kingston, wide receiver for the Sarasota Sailfish, there are a few things I will make sure to hammer home to him so that he can get back on the right track. Now, the young boy I am going to be talking to is none other than Ed Barker Jr. aka @Wombat who is very smelly. I am going to tell him to stop wasting his time and money on being a Walla Walla Wombats fan because the team is very bad and futile and there is no reason to support a franchise mired in mediocrity. Additionally, I am going to tell him to trade Robert Thieleman to the Monterrey Jacks in exchange for Felicio Modica and Jose Hernandez. Lastly, I am going to tell him to study harder and stop procrastinating on his assignments.