The aspiring athlete has his or hers grade slipping and the parents come to me? Honolulu's most notorious drunk? Well I guess we know who should have some sense slapped into them, it's definitly the parents in this case.
Cobra Kai takes matters in own hand and takes the athlete on a bar trip across town, each bar they hit they get a couple of Coors Banquets, after all, that is Kai's favorite drink. At the end of the day, Kai still has two games to play versus Arizona and Orange County so he is taking it easy and only visit 75% of the bar's in the region instead of the full tour. Still enough to get completely wasted before the game though, so if Kai plays horribly, here's his excuse.
So after a day with Cobra Kai, expect the athlete to be hungover like never before. We expect that the aspiring athlete knows what is coming after this experience and that being a drunk isn't the best life possible, so he might start focussing on school again to get better grades in case their pro career doesn't work out.
Maybe this was the parents their plan all along? Guess they were smarter as expected, as Kai didn’t see this coming. But atleast he got a nice bar trip out of it.
Cobra Kai takes matters in own hand and takes the athlete on a bar trip across town, each bar they hit they get a couple of Coors Banquets, after all, that is Kai's favorite drink. At the end of the day, Kai still has two games to play versus Arizona and Orange County so he is taking it easy and only visit 75% of the bar's in the region instead of the full tour. Still enough to get completely wasted before the game though, so if Kai plays horribly, here's his excuse.
So after a day with Cobra Kai, expect the athlete to be hungover like never before. We expect that the aspiring athlete knows what is coming after this experience and that being a drunk isn't the best life possible, so he might start focussing on school again to get better grades in case their pro career doesn't work out.
Maybe this was the parents their plan all along? Guess they were smarter as expected, as Kai didn’t see this coming. But atleast he got a nice bar trip out of it.
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COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
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