Being an incredibly inspiring individual, all Charlemagne Cortez would have to tell his younger cousin or whatever impressionable relative this is, is that he won't be able to be one awesome football player like the Triple C himself. I mean, wouldn't that be enough. I'm pretty sure everyone would want to be like former Most Valuable Player of the league, Charlemagne Cortez, if given half the chance. That's just simple logic right there. I mean, who else would you want to be? Deadly Memes? Don't get me wrong; he's a really nice guy but he can't even outrush his practically elderly backfield partner. No one is going to wish to be a mediocre running back. I'll tell you who anyone and everyone would want to be, and that is an all-star quarterback who just happens to be one of the most handsome guys in the league. This one simple threat, not getting to be Charlemagne Cortez, is all you need to make this wayward youth change their ways.
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