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It's S30 and Morpheus Czargyros, then a Minnesota Duck, was extremely excited to play against his brothers team, the Bird Dogs. In preparation, Morpheus transformed into a real tape hound, spending hours each night chewing on Bird Dog recordings. After hundreds of hours combined, closely staring at Bird Dog offensive linemen, Morpheus realized that the Bird Dog offensive line moved one frame before the audible snap, every snap. Morpheus was beyond ecstatic. If he could move within that fraction of a second, he could maybe catch them unprepared and rain fury upon the QB.
On Gameday, however, Morpheus was called offsides multiple times for jumping the line early. He was so uncertain why the refs couldn't see the offensive line movement and then realized it was because his 1981 Panasonic tv, which he had watched all of his tape on, had an audio delay. So while this wasn't the refs fault, Morpheus retained his composure and realized he could not blame the refs. This fortunately did not impact the Ducks' season.
It's S30 and Morpheus Czargyros, then a Minnesota Duck, was extremely excited to play against his brothers team, the Bird Dogs. In preparation, Morpheus transformed into a real tape hound, spending hours each night chewing on Bird Dog recordings. After hundreds of hours combined, closely staring at Bird Dog offensive linemen, Morpheus realized that the Bird Dog offensive line moved one frame before the audible snap, every snap. Morpheus was beyond ecstatic. If he could move within that fraction of a second, he could maybe catch them unprepared and rain fury upon the QB.
On Gameday, however, Morpheus was called offsides multiple times for jumping the line early. He was so uncertain why the refs couldn't see the offensive line movement and then realized it was because his 1981 Panasonic tv, which he had watched all of his tape on, had an audio delay. So while this wasn't the refs fault, Morpheus retained his composure and realized he could not blame the refs. This fortunately did not impact the Ducks' season.