Well, I've never played a game in the DSFL but I have played quite a few games back home. Now one Saturday night, me and Jerry were drinking Coors. Jerry was a highschool friend of mine, nice guy, bit wild at times but he had a good heart. So Jerry was drinking and he bet me eighty dollars that his dog Garth, He named his dog after Garth Brooks, I never liked Garth Brooks but Jerry loved the man so he named a damn bloodhound after fancy shirt Garth Brooks. At least name the dog after Alan Jackson or something. Come on.
Anyways, Jerry bet me eighty bucks his dog could be a pro bowl wide receiver because she knew how to fetch. That's dumb as hell and I knew I could prove him wrong but when I tried to get the dog substituted in the fourth corner of a pre-season game in my junior year, Referee told me that dogs aren't eligible to play high school football. I told him to his face that there ain't no god damn rule that say a dog can't play football. It's discriminatory is what is. What if a blind kid wanted to play football? He can't have a guide dog on the field? That's unfair. That's not inclusive.
Let the damn dog play football if he wants to play football.
Anyways, Jerry bet me eighty bucks his dog could be a pro bowl wide receiver because she knew how to fetch. That's dumb as hell and I knew I could prove him wrong but when I tried to get the dog substituted in the fourth corner of a pre-season game in my junior year, Referee told me that dogs aren't eligible to play high school football. I told him to his face that there ain't no god damn rule that say a dog can't play football. It's discriminatory is what is. What if a blind kid wanted to play football? He can't have a guide dog on the field? That's unfair. That's not inclusive.
Let the damn dog play football if he wants to play football.
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