I have to make merchandise for us? Make plushie Otters, easy. Wait, we have already? A new orange hoodie? Already have it… cool. Ummm what about a real life otter that we give away to the first 5 people that show up. I mean we got some otters in the locker room anyway, we can give them away. Please. I don't want mine anymore. They are so much work and they stink. You can not get ready for a football game with an otter splashing water and chewing half your gear. I have teeth marks and holes all over. I am made fun of all the time by the other teams. “Hey otter boy, how are those Otters? Hey man it looks like someone bit you. Or hey man you okay? Are you crying?” We need to get these otters out! Make like an Otter give away please. My life is crumbling.
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