For Nacho Macho Man, the OK tight end of the Bondi Beach, this is a no-brainer: the superpower of flying. The game becomes laughably easy at that point, in my eyes. You have the option of either starting on the ground, so that you can deliver an whopping pancake to a defender, or you can go in the air for a pass. You’re literally unguardable, and they can’t call a false start because you’re levitating, am I right? Once the ball in snapped, it’s an easy job for the quarterback: He doesn’t need to drop back, he just needs to chuck that ball as high as he can so you can get it. And if I drop it, so what? It’s not like the ball’s gonna fall to the ground in a millisecond. Hell naw! It’s gonna take a bit to get back into everyone else’s catchable range, so you just need to swoop down and problem solved! The last thing you hafta do is a victory glide to the end zone, and if you’re really feeling groovy, a high altitude spike is always an option!
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Nacho Macho Man, TE
Bondi Beach Buccaneers (S33-S34)
DSFL Pro Bowl
S34 Captain
New York Silverbacks (S35-)